Post by Mat on Jul 27, 2018 22:31:40 GMT -5
Thursday, July 3, 2014
War Memorial at Oncenter
Syracuse, New York
Dark Matches
CORBIN MASON DEF. MARTIN JOSEPHUS - Corbin racks up his first win as he defeats Martin Josephus with The Pit Stop Plunge.
SLAMSLEY MCBODY DEF. JOHN WYATT - Slamsley looks dominant and impressive as he defeats the Canadian Cowboy with the Hat Trick.
The show starts off with a video package.
"Duncan Aries. Cameron Kennedy Rockefeller. James Galleon. Fallen Angel. Heroes of Today. Chicks and America. Kendra Rayne. Sierra Starr. Janet Hurricane. Mateusz Bartkowiak. Dallas Hargrave. Michael Jacobs. Brandi-Lyn Badd. Ryan Starr. Tara Sindarin. Xavier Anderson. Sean Prodigy. Jushin Kimura. Skye Haynes. Ground N' Pound. The Giants. Misery. Hailey Harris. Dexter Zane. Billy Way. Clifford Bradley. Nikita Venus. Mariposa. Jonathan Fhenix. The Notch. These are the men and women that helped put AXW on the map. Unfortunately, the map rejected AXW, and thus AXW walked to the light at the end of the tunnel. But who's to say that the light has to mean death? The light... was Excelsior Wrestling Society. The walk wasn't easy, and took the better part of a year. During that walk, most of those men and women ran to get to the light faster, finding new homes. When AXW got closer to that light, it found a new breed of men and women. AXW is no longer in the tunnel. This... is the New Generation.
Ladies and Gentlemen... We Are Alternative Xperience Wrestling."
"We Are" plays throughout the arena, cameras panning across the crowd and their signs, such ones include "Cake Me!", "Chicks & America Reunion Tour 2014" and one that reads "ASW", but with an X crossed over the S, before the camera sets on Salvatore Pellegrino.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to AXW!
A short AXW chant breaks out.
Salvatore Pellegrino: For those new to the AXW product, I am your ring announcer, Salvatore Pellegrino. For those viewing at home, please welcome your AXW commentary team.
The camera quickly pans to the announce table.
Mike Vincent: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, we come to you tonight from the War Memorial at Oncenter in Syracuse, New York. I am Mike Vincent, along side my broadcast partner, the man everyone's been waiting to see in EWS, Benjamin Mathews!
Benji Mathews: I wanted to come to EWS, but not this way. I'd rather be dressed in that ridiculous Nakagainan Zilla costume than be sitting next to you. I don't know how I keep ending up in this position.
Mike Vincent: My guess is nepotism. Let's send it back to Sal!
Salvatore Pellegrino: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Owner of AXW, from Las Vegas Fury, LUKE MATHEWS!
"The Enemy" plays and Luke makes his way to the ring. He takes the microphone from Salvatore.
Luke Mathews: One year ago, I had a vision. It was a hopeful vision, but ultimately failed. Now, one year later, with the help of Excelsior Wrestling Society, I'm able to re-light the fuse. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for an Alternative Xperience?
A cheer from the crowd.
Luke Mathews: After months of trying to reclaim some property that was taken from me, it turns out all I needed to do was re-open AXW. The AXW Championship is finally back where it belongs, and tonight, we will see a new AXW Champion. I have hand selected who I believe are AXW's four top prospects. One of those men will climb the ladder of AXW and make a name for themselves... literally.
As he says that last part, he looks up and the camera zooms out to see the AXW Championship hanging above the ring.
Luke Mathews: That's not the only title match tonight, however. Bobo Sweetcakes will put his Adrenaline Championship on the line against Crash Jackson, and we will also decide Tag Team Champions, as The Push, The Armada, The Cross City Stallions, The French Revolution, and The Hand of Blood will all compete in a Gauntlet Match. Now, I don't want to take up a whole lot of time here, so let's kick off the night with the same match that kicked off the very first episode of AXW last year, Trent Mathews vs. Jushin Kimura!
With that, Luke exits the ring and makes his way to the back from the side of stage, while "My Own Worst Enemy" begins to play.
Out walks Trent Mathews, donned in a Chicks & America t-shirt, holding two small trampolines. By his side is Ricky Diamond, also wearing a Chicks & America t-shirt, and holding an American flag. Next to him is Jim the Sasquatch, also wearing a Chicks and America t-shirt. On Trent's other side are two attractive females, in star spangled bikinis.
Salvatore Pellegrino: This opening contest is set for one fall! Introducing first from the Las Vegas Fury Roster, being accompanied to the ring by the Bouncing Bikini Babes, Jim the Sasquatch, and St. Louis Rage Interviewer Ricky Diamond, representing Chicks & America, from Owasco, New York, weighing in at 217 pounds, TRRRRRRENT MATHEWWWWWWWWWS!
After that mouthful of an introduction is when the group make their way down to the ring. Trent sets the trampolines down at ringside, and the Bouncing Bikini Babes begin their bouncing. Trent enters the ring and raises his fist in the air as Aerosmith's "Dream On" takes over the sound system.
Aerosmith's 'Dream ON' plays on the speakers as the spot lights search the arena as the crowd cheers heavily. The music plays for quite some time before Kimura makes his way out from the back, white towel around his neck, wringing his hands together. He looks around, holding each side of the towel as he makes his way down the ramp.
Salvatore Pellegrino: And his opponent from the Rising Sun Roster, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 178 pounds, he is "Japanese Nightmare", JUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN KIIIIIMUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
He reaches ringside and climbs up onto the outside apron, then climbs the turnbuckle on the outside, bringing his hand up over his eyes looking around at them. He claps his hands for the fans and leaps into the ring, stretching out in the corner, hanging the towel over the corner.
AXW ALUMNI MATCH
TRENT MATHEWS (LVF) VS. JUSHIN KIMURA (RSPW)
Jushin looks across the ring at Trent, then to the outside, and sees a bearded guy holding an American flag, a sasquatch, and two scantily clad bouncing women, and just shakes his head.
Trent Mathews takes control of the first few minutes of the match. He takes Jushin down with a back suplex, a pumphandle slam, and then finishes that off with this sequence -
Trent gets some high fives from Ricky and Jim, and takes a moment to watch the Bouncing Bikini Babes as they bounce on the trampolines. He rolls Jushin back in the ring and goes for a cover, getting only a one count.
Mike Vincent: Trent looking to get some retribution after losing his Legacy Championship this past Sunday.
Benji has no comment as he is distracted by the Bouncing Bikini Babes.
Trent keeps Jushin grounded as he locks in a headlock, but Jushin manages to get to his feet and elbows himself free. Jushin goes off the ropes only to be taken down by a drop toe hold, and as Trent looks to lock in an STF, Jushin manages to prevent it. Trent brings Jushin to his feet, and locks in a cravate. With the cravate locked in, Trent runs to the corner and looks to hit Trent the Ninja, but as Trent is airborne, Jushin pushes him off and Trent lands out on the floor in front of his posse. Ricky and Jim help bring Trent to his feet, but they all get taken out from the Kamikaze Suicida. Jushin quickly gets back up, and rolls Trent back into the ring. Jushin brings Trent to his feet, but is caught by a European Uppercut from Trent, which is immediately followed by a nasty Rolling Elbow. Trent looks to get the cover but only gets a two count.
Mike Vincent: What an elbow from Trent.
Benji Mathews: I taught him that one.
Trent hits a snapmare to Jushin, and follows up with a kick to the back. Jushin holds his back, while Trent slaps his knee and goes off the ropes looking for the Trentsetter, but Jushin was quick to get back to his feet and catches Trent with a Kamikaze Twist, which of course is immediately followed by the Kamikaze Pretzel. Trent tries to break free, but ultimately taps.
Mike Vincent: And with the blink of an eye, Jushin managaes to score a victory.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here is your winner, JUSHIN KIMURA!
As "Dream On" plays once again, Trent runs his hand through his hair before slapping the mat, unhappy that he had to tap.
We open backstage with reporter Craig Brooks who is smiling ear to ear as a hand slaps him hard on the shoulder.
Craig Brooks: AXW fans, I’m joined by a guy you’re all familiar with, some might say he needs no introduction.
The camera pans as the crowd pops huge for the smirking Duncan Aries, clad in a denim jacket covering an old black and red AXW t-shirt and a pair of Aviator sunglasses over his eyes.
Duncan Aries: Actually, I’m the guy who would say I need no introduction. Imagine this, Duncan Aries, The Spade, The Wild Card, right here, smack dab in the middle of AXW, a place I made famous I might add, where out of the ashes and poor business acumen of Luke Mathews returns a promotion many thought would never come again. So the question is, what is a guy of my caliber of awesome doing here tonight, am I right, Craig?
Craig Brooks: Well yes, I’m sure many of us are curious, why are you here tonight?
Duncan Aries: Could it be that I have come here to regain the championship that I made famous?
The crowd pops like mad as Aries just laughs.
Duncan Aries: Could it be that I’m here to be a guest referee, or to run the merchandise stand? Maybe I’m going to sell hot dogs and expensive beer in the crowd? Or maybe I’m just here to walk up to Luke Mathews and punch him square in that ugly mug of his, you know, for old time’s sake.
Aries smirks.
Duncan Aries: No, tonight I return to AXW as a proud alumni of something that, aside from the horrible, terrible, downright awful business management skills of Luke Mathews, was a place I was proud to call home, a place I was damn proud to represent as it’s champion. Tonight marks a new era here in AXW, and that means someone is going to take my place at the top of the mountain here later tonight. I’m just here to remind whoever that is, well, good luck, but you’ll never do it as good as me. And why? Because I’m Duncan Aries. That’s why.
Aries lowers his shades and gives the camera a wink before walking off.
WATCH
SUNDAYS, CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS
Salvatore Pellegrino: This next contest is a Tag Team Gauntlet Match, and it is for the AXW Tag Team Championships! Now in this match, two teams will start. When a team gets eliminated, another team will enter the match. This will go on until all teams have participated, and one team is left remaining. That team will be declared the new AXW Tag Team Champions!
The arena plunges into a sudden darkness.
Wisps of red smoke spiral slowly near the ramp. An enigmatic, throaty,yet smooth voice slowly comes to earshot.
“Life should never be taken seriously, when something as predictable as death ends it.
Its just a silly game....Speaking of games, how about we play one?
Its a game where we share our darkest desires....and tell our stories. So, are you going to tell your story?
Because we will tell ours.
Those who want to listen, stay and watch. If you don't, remember to close your eyes. Wait for it to strike. It's gonna start any minute now...now...now... NOW!”
Salvatore Pellegrino: Introducing team number one, at a combined weight of 501 pounds, the team of Jason and Inferno, HAND OF BLOOOOD!
A red spark of light briefly illuminates the arena and with loud explosions, two pyros light up on both sides of the ramp. "A touch of Evil" by Judas Priest blare as Jason and Inferno make their way to the ring, wearing heavy cloaks. They shed them and enter the ring.
Jason stands and looks down with a menacing stare, while inferno falls to his knees, spreads his arms, amusement glinting in his eyes.
"Call To The Warrior" hits as the camera shifts to the stage where Kyle Thomas and Ian Winter make their arrival. They both observe the crowd for a few seconds before looking back at each other and giving one another a smirk. The two then continue down to the ring.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Introducing team number two, from Phoenix, Arizona, at a combined weight of 375 pounds, the team of Kyle Thomas and Ian Winter, THE ARMAAAADAAAAAA!
They both simultaneously slide into the ring and pull themselves up. Ian then makes his way over to the turnbuckles where he proceeds to sit atop of them. Kyle walks over and leans against the ropes next to him. The two then bump fists and wait for the match to begin.
AXW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
TAG TEAM GAUNTLET
MATCH 1 - Jason and Ian Winter would start things off. Jason would dominate Ian, hitting such moves as a spin-out powerbomb, a corner body splash, and The Backbreaker. Jason would tag in Inferno and the two would connect with the Perdition on Winter. Jason made sure that Kyle could not come in for the save as HoB dominate the first match.
Salvatore Pellegrino: The Armada have been eliminated, introducing team number three, from Scranton Pennsylvania, at a combined weight of 395 pounds, “Jumpin’" Jimmy Reynolds and “Thunderlips” Timmy McDermott, THEEEE PUUUUSH!
"Dance Pants" hits as The Push waste no time and make a full sprint to the ring. Before the second match officially begins, they run right at HoB, guns blazing. They get a good few shots in before they get pushed across the ring. They take a moment to discuss some strategy, before Reynolds goes to the apron and McDermott squares off against Inferno.
MATCH 2 - McDermott and Inferno lock up. McDermott manages to get Inferno in a headlock but Inferno turns it into a back suplex. Inferno takes McDermott down with a series of clotheslines. Inferno tries to bring McDermott into the HoB corner, but McDermott whips Inferno into the Push corner. McDermott tags in Reynolds and they hit a double suplex, Reynolds getting a one count off the pin. Reynolds brings Inferno up to his feet but Inferno delivers numerous punches to the midsection, then the head. Inferno kicks Reynolds in the head with a roundhouse, then locks in a guillotine choke, a move he calls Bloodless Death. McDermott is quick to get in and break the hold, but is then viciously tossed to the floor by Jason. Jason goes back to the apron, then immediately gets tagged in, and drives Reynolds into the mat with First Blood for the the three count.
Mike Vincent: Hand of Blood are dominating this so far.
Benji Mathews: They're a force to be reckoned with.
Salvatore Pellegrino: The Push have been eliminated, introducing team number four, at a combined weight of 495 pounds, the team of Jean-Pierre Frontenac and Ryan Reviere, FRENCH REVOOLUUTIOON!
"The French National Anthem" plays as JPF, holding a Quebec Flag and Reviere, holding a French Flag, quickly make their way to the ring. They place their flags in the gap between the post and stairs. Reviere enters the ring to start off against Jason.
MATCH 3 - The competition is stepping up, as Jason is now almost matched in size. Reviere gets a few shots in on Jason, until Jason delivers a knee strike to the gut, then delivers his signature, "5 Gutwrench Suplexes in a Fucking Row." Jason goes for a cover but Reviere kicks out at 2.9. Jason brings Reviere to the HOB corner, and tags in Inferno. Jason holds Reviere in a wheelbarrow posititon as Inferno comes off the top rope with a leg drop. Inferno goes for the cover but Reviere kicks out at 2. Inferno picks up Reviere but winds up getting Northern Lights Suplexed from seemingly out of nowhere. Reviere quickly tags in JPF. JPF quickly stomps on Inferno to make sure he doesn't go anywhere. JPF would hit Inferno with a series of European Uppercuts. He locks in a cravate and follows it up with numerous knee strikes to Inferno's head. He turns that into a snapmare and tags back in Reviere. JPF holds Inferno while Reviere drives his boot into his face. Reviere goes for a cover and gets a two count. Reviere brings Inferno to his feet, but Inferno hits a jawbreaker before sending him into the HoB corner. Inferno tags in Jason, and the two connect with Last Offices. Inferno sprints to the opposing corner and dropkicks JPF before he can get into the ring while Jason gets the three count.
Mike Vincent: Hand of Blood looking for the clean sweep here.
Salvatore Pellegrino: French Revolution have been eliminated, introducing the final team, from Cross City, Florida, at a combined weight of 503 pounds, the team of Marky Mustang and "Mammoth" Max Maximus, THE CROSS CITY STALLIOOOONS!
The energetic opening to “I Can't Drive 55” hits the speakers as out stomps the Cross City Stallions looking cocky aggressive and ready to roll! They throw up the 'cross' arm sign as a shoutout to their hometown on their way out and then run down to the ring. They stand toe-to-toe with Hand of Blood. A brawl ensues. Inferno and Marky's half of the brawl ends up going outside the ring. Numerous officials run down to ringside to break the fight up so the match can get under way.
MATCH 4 - However, the Max and Jason brawl continued. Jason would actually manage to connect with another First Blood for the win.
Or so he thought, but to everyone's surprise Max kicked out. Jason applies an arm wringer to Max and drags him to the HoB corner, and tags in Inferno. Inferno comes off the top rope with an axe handle to the Mammoth's arm. Inferno went off the ropes and ended up eating the boot of Maximus. Maximus went for a cover and got a two count. Maximus would tag in his brother. Mustang and Inferno would take the next few minutes going back and forth, Mustang hitting a German Suplex, Inferno hitting a one armed swinging neckbreaker, Mustang hitting a snap powerslam, Inferno hitting a shining gamengiri. Inferno would toss Mustang out of the ring and throw him into the barricade. Maximus would deliver a vicious clothesline to Inferno, and that began another brawl beween him and Jason. Mustang and Inferno would get up about the same time, and each slide into the ring to avoid being counted out. Mustang got Inferno in position for the Wyld Stallyns DDT, but Inferno escaped. Inferno looked to hit the roundhouse kick part of Bloodless Death, but Mustang ducked it and quickly went for a schoolboy, and shockingly got the win off of it. Jason, at the last second saw it but couldn't slide into the ring in time. Marky quicly rolls out of the ring to celebrate with his brother.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here are your winners, and NEEEEEWWWWW AXW Tag Team Champions, THE CROSS CITY STALLIONS!
Mike Vincent: What can you tell me about these guys, Ben?
Benji Mathews: Well, they're my sister's husband's cousins, which makes them my cousin-in-laws... I think. That's a thing, right?
The brothers back up the ramp as the ref hands them their newly won titles. HoB remain in the ring looking pissed off.
Craig Brooks: Ladies and gentleman, I--
Suddenly, Caitlin Shay snatches the microphone from, Craig, and attempts to push him off frame, to no avail.
Caitlin Shay: Beat it, fatso. This is my time now.
Craig looks at Caitlin, shrugs, and walks away. Caitlin almost falls over from the velocity of her failed pushing.
Caitlin Shay: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Caitlin Shay. I got my start in this business one year ago, when I replaced that fat greaseball as the main backstage interviewer. But then AXW closed, and I spent quite a while wondering what to do next. I then packed my bags and moved to England, where I was a punching bag in ASW. ASW went down the crapper, and now, here I am again, full circle. But things just seem to get worse for me, because now I'm in one of the worst cities in the world, Syracuse. (This of course gets boos.) Do you know how many murders happen here a year? I'm sure my car will be stolen before I even leave here tonight. I deserve better than this, dammit! I was trained by legends in this business!
Benji Mathews: That is true. Wait, where's my wallet?
The camera pans out to see Jamie Fuller, awkwardly staring at Caitlin. Caitlin looks over at him.
Caitlin Shay: Oh, right. I suppose I should you ask you questions. Tell me, who are you and why the hell should I care?
Jamie seems to be taken aback by this, as he was expecting to be interviewed by the less rude Craig Brooks.
Jamie Fuller: Um, well, I am Jamie Fuller. I am the son of the legendary James Fuller. I grew up watching some of the people here in EWS, East Coast Killa, Steve Corman, and Magnum Wolf.
Caitlin Shay: Legendary? I've never heard of him. Must not be that important. You're boring, Jimmy.
Jamie Fuller: Uh, it's Jamie.
Caitlin Shay: That's a girl's name. Whatever, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and hope I don't get murdered on the way there.
As Caitlin walks away, Jamie mutters,
Jamie Fuller: What a bitch.
WATCH
FRIDAYS, CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS
SINGLES MATCH
HAILEY HARRIS VS. CASSIE CASSIDY
The AXW Alum took on The Queen. Hailey started the match off with some good offence. After a failed Swan Song is when Cassie would steal the victory with the Crowning Achievement.
Craig Brooks is standing by with David Slayton.
Craig Brooks: I'm here with David Slayton. You made your debut last week at a house show when you defeated Crest Silver in what many would say was an upset, --
David Slayton: An upset? That was no upset. I am a multi-time world champion, let alone a two-time Hall of Famer. I've been competing in this business for over a decade. An upset would've been Crest Silver beating me, which didn't happen, did it?
Craig Brooks: Okay, well, from what I've been told you will be competing in tonight's main event for the AXW Championship. Do you have any thoughts going into that match?
David Slayton: My thoughts are this; David Slayton will walk out of here tonight as the new AXW Champion, and you can bank on that!
WATCH
SATURDAYS, CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS
Backstage we see Trent Mathews sitting on a loading crate, looking upset over his losses this week. That's when Ricky Diamond and Jim the Sasquatch enter the frame.
Ricky Diamond: Come on man! This is the first time we've been able to hang out in a while, and you're just sitting here moping.
Trent Mathews: I'm sorry, it's just been a rough week for me.
Ricky Diamond: Well, I know something that'll cheer you up. Look what I've got!
Ricky raises some nunchucks into the frame.
Trent Mathews: I don't do that anymore.
Ricky Diamond: Well, we're about to have us a Fourth of July party out in the parking lot. I know you and your old man aren't on the best of terms right now, and remember last year's Fourth of July party, when you "accidentally" shot a bottle rocket into your old man's car? Well, what if this time it wasn't so much of an "accident"?
Trent Mathews: That does sound fun. I'll be there shortly, but can I just say that... dude, Hoffman, you really let your hair get out of control.
Jim the Sasquatch tilts his head in confusion.
SINGLES MATCH
JAMIE FULLER VS. SEAN FOSTER
A highly competitive contest. At one point, Sean tries to whip out his Intensity, but gets caught. Jamie would croe a victory with his second Rope Flip Piledriver.
The camera goes backstage to see Caitlin Shay back from Starbucks, holding a coffee.
Caitlin Shay: Ladies and gentlemen, you'll be glad to know that I have made it back alive from Starbucks. (Boos.) Unfortunately, I had to walk there because my tires were slashed. (Cheers.) Anyway, my loser guest this time is some guy named Dustin Windows.
Justin Wyndham: Justin Wyndham. I didn't travel all over the world to be disrespected by England's punching bag.
Caitlin Shay: Well, ecxuuuuuuuse me, Mr. Jet Lag. You're in tonight's main event, and personally, I don't care. Here's the microphone, I have coffee to drink.
Caitlin shoves the microphone at Justin before walking away. Justin looks at her with an unpleased face, before looking at the camera.
Justin Wyndham: Tonight, I'm competing in a ladder match. Not my cup of tea. Wrestling is supposed to be exactly that, wrestling. People using nothing but their bodies, their blood, their sweat, their tears, to win a match by pinfall or submission. And by blood, I don't mean from a barbed-wired baseball bat to the skull. Whatever happened to the good ol' days, back when wrestling didn't involve furniture? When Luke Mathews told me I was going to be in this match, I was this close of saying no right in his face. But then I realized that a world title match isn't the easiest thing to come by. As much as I didn't want to, I agreed to this match, because, when, and I'm not saying "if", WHEN I win the AXW Championship, I get to set the examples. When I become the AXW Champion, I vow that the title will NEVER be defended in some garbage match like it is tonight. The only way anyone is going to take it from me is by pinning me one, two, three, or making me tap out. No ladders, no chairs, keep your furniture in your house. Although, it's highly unlikely anyone will beat me, because I've travelled all over this world to be the best, and dammit, I'm the best!
WATCH
WEDNESDAYS, CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS
Luke Mathews is seen sitting at his desk, doing some paper work. Suddenly, a man who was once described as a "punk rock teenager" walks into the frame.
Luke Mathews: God dammit, Gavin. Didn't you read the sign on the door?
Gavin Carpenter: There was no sign on the door.
Luke Mathews: Damn, I forgot to put the sign on the door.
Gavin Carpenter: Look, Luke, we've got some trouble. Word has it, there's another Fourth of July Parking Lot Party going on.
Luke Mathews: Well, go do something about it! Last time this happened my Suburban caught on fire.
Gavin Carpenter: Well, shouldn't you do something, sir? I mean, it's your kid and his friends. I think Bigfoot's out there too.
Luke Mathews: Bigfoot isn't real, Gavin! I hired you to keep an eye on the talent backstage to make sure no shenanigans happen. No get out there and do something about it!
Gavin sighs as he leaves the room. Luke pulls something out of a drawer in his desk before getting up and walking out of the room. He hangs a sign on the outside of his door, which reads, "KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN 30 DAY SUSPENSION AND $1,000 FINE."
TAG TEAM MATCH
STELLA QUINN AND BRIANNA PARK VS. OLYA OGLOVSKI AND OCEANIA
Olya and Oceania are unsuccessful as Stella would get the victory over Olya with the Paparazzi Killa.
The scene is now in the parking lot, where Chicks & America are having their Fourth of July party. Jim the Sasquatch is grilling some burgers, wearing an apron that says "Kiss the Squatch". Ricky Diamond is sitting in a kiddie pool in his underwear, with the Bouncing Bikini Babes on each arm. Trent Mathews is sitting back ina lounge chair, trying to work on his tan. That's when Gavin Carpenter walks up to him.
Gavin Carpenter: What do you think you're doing?
Trent Mathews: Working on my tan, dude.
Gavin Carpenter: It's 9:30 pm! And I meant this party going on here! AXW Guidelines strictly prohibit any parking lot parties!
Ricky Diamond walks up to him.
Ricky Diamond: Is there a problem here?
Gavin Carpenter: Yes, many! Number one - why is there a party? Number two - why aren't you wearing clothes? Number three - why isn't that sasquatch wearing a hair net?
Ricky Diamond: Well, to answer your questions - because it's the Fourth of July tomorrow, becuase I'm trying to hang out with some ladies in the pool, and because have you ever tried getting a hair net off of a sasquatch? It's not fun.
Gavin Carpenter: I have to shut this party down. It violates numerous codes in the AXW Guidelines.
Ricky Diamond: Well, I'm afraid I can't let you do that. Jim!
Jim hauls ass towards Gavin, which leads Gavin to hauling ass out of the parking lot as the party continues.
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SINGLES MATCH
CREST SILVER VS. MATEUSZ BARTKOWIAK
The match was not very long. The returning AXW Alum Mateusz Bartkowiak would get the win via count-out, as Crest Silver said "Screw this!" and walked to the back.
Craig Brooks: I'm standing here with Kendra Rayne, and the first ever AXW Women's Champion, Sierra Starr. What brings you girls here tonight?
Kendra Rayne: Well, we're both AXW Alumni, and as you just said, Sie was the first Women's Champion. Why wouldn't we be here?
Craig Brooks: Well, will you be competing tonight?
Sierra Starr: I will be, yes. Luke granted me the power to pick my own opponent, but truth be told, I don't care who I fight. So I'll it be an open invitation to anyone who thinks they can beat me.
ADRENALINE CHAMPIONSHIP
BOBO SWEETCAKES VS. CRASH JACKSON
Crash Jackson almost had the title won several times, but falls victim to the IDT! for Sweetcakes to retain.
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To everyone's surprise, Sierra's open invitation was accepted by AXW Alumni Janet Hurricane!
AXW ALUMNI MATCH
SIERRA STARR (SLR) VS. JANET HURRICANE (ALUMNI)
Janet had Sierra off guard for the entire match. Janet was closing in on victory until Kendra intervened, causing a disqualification. They would leave Janet helpless in the ring after a Starry Knight from Starr, and This is Wrestling from Rayne.
Craig Brooks: I'm standing by with the NEW AXW Tag Team Champions, the Cross City Stallions. What do you have to say about your win tonight?
Max Maximus: WELL WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT, GREG, WE SHOWED THAT WE WERE THE BETTER TEAM TONIGHT!
Marky Mustang: What my brother is trying to say is that we had some tough competition, but we came out on top.
Craig Brooks: Surely coming out last played in your favor?
Max Maximus: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE LAST, WHAT MATTERS IS YOU FINISH FIRST!
Marky Mustang: What he's trying to say is that it wouldn't matter when we came out, we'd still be victorious.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event! It is a Four Way Ladder Match to determine the new AXW Champion! Introducing first, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing 245 pounds, here is "The New Hotness" DAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID SLAYTOOOOOON!
PUT ON YOUR WAR PAINT!
The lights in the arena all cut to black and the Tron comes to life, pulsating with a green light as a quiet beat gets louder with every flash. It gets faster and faster, and louder with each pulse, until the pulsating light explodes into the words "Blazenwing Rises" and “The Phoenix” by Fall Out Boy blares across the arena sound system.
You are a brick tied to me that's dragging me down
Strike a match and I'll burn you to the ground
We are the jack-o-lanterns in July
Setting fire to the sky
He-here comes this rising tide
So come on
PUT ON YOUR WAR PAINT!
The stage fills with smoke and the crowd rises to their feet, cheering loudly, as the smoke clears on the stage and a man in a dark green trenchcoat stands, head down, facing the Tron. He raises his hands and snaps his fingers, causing four loud bursts of pyro to ignite, two on each side of him, before spinning around Y2J style to reveal David Slayton!
Cross walks and crossed hearts and hope-to-dies
Silver clouds with grey linings
So we can take the world back from the heart-attacked
One maniac at a time we will take it back
You know time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start
So dance alone to the beat of your heart
His sunglasses shining with the glare from the arena lights, David looks to the left, then to the right, nodding towards the crowd before walking down the ramp. After stopping to slap hands with a few fans, David moves towards the ring steps and hops up and down a few times in front of them before quickly racing up the steps to the apron side facing the stage. He stops and pulls his sunglasses off, then tosses them behind his head into the crowd before leaning down and stepping through the ropes to enter the ring.
Hey young blood
Doesn't it feel like our time is running out?
I'm gonna change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
You're wearing our vintage misery
No, I think it looked a little better on me
I'm gonna change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
David walks across the ring and leaps up onto the second rope in the corner nearest the timekeeper, then pulls off his green trenchcoat and tosses it towards the timekeeper. David smirks and points to the fans, then slaps his chest a few times and points up towards the sky, closing his eyes and saying a short prayer. David leaps down from the corner and immediately turns to sit down in the same corner, ala Raven. David then rests his head on the second turnbuckle pad as his theme fades and the crowd continues cheering.
Mike Vincent: The man known as Blazenwing made his AXW debut last week at a house show, with a big victory over Crest Silver.
Benji Mathews: Blazenwing? You mean like the Blazin' Wing Challenge at Buffalo Wild Wings?
Salvatore Pellegrino: Introducing next, from Cloverleaf, Texas, weighing in at 210 pounds, he is the "World Warrior", JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN WYNDHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
The opening beat of "ultranumb" by Blue Stahli as the crowd goes in a frenzy, hyped to see the arrival of "The World Warrior" The cameras focused on the countdown clock shown in the titantron while we hear a voice say, "Ultranumb"
"THREE. THREe, THRee, THree,Three
"TWO, TWO., two two
ONE"
"YOU WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW"
The lights starts to flicker before coming back to normal as Justin Wyndham comes out with a smile on his face. He bends down on both knees and looks at his imaginary "watch" before getting up and does a cut throat sign. He then gets up before running down to the ring in full speed. Once he enters the ring, he bangs his head to the nearest turnbuckle, hyping himself up before looking back at the crowd with a sick smile. He then climbs at the turnbuckle and does the cuthroat sign before getting off and waiting for his match to start.
Mike Vincent: Justin Wyndham had some very interesting words earlier.
Benji Mathews: I would absolutely love to hit him with some furniture.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Introducing next, making his Excelsior Wrestling Society debut here in AXW, from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 235 pounds, JAAAAAAAAACK SHADOOOOWWWWWW!
"Calm Like a Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine plays as Jack Shadow strolls out from behind the curtain with a smile on his face as he looks at the crowd booing him, and you can also obviously tell he's chewing gum. He does a quick spin on the stage as his trunks read "Shadow" on the back in impressive-looking lettering. He takes off his T-Shirt as he begins to make his way down the ramp and holds it, jumping up onto the steel steps and stepping out onto the apron. He stops in the middle and turns to face the crowd who are hurling hate at him, while he leans back on the rope raising a fist in the air. He's had enough fun as he gets in the ring and circles a bit before looking like he's going to throw his T-Shirt into a section of the crowd, but then suddenly drops it on the outside. He laughs at some of the disappointed faces before taking out his gum and idly throwing it into the crowd, warming up for the match.
Mike Vincent: Big opportunity here for Jack Shadow, a former EPW World Heavyweight Champion, making his EWS debut in a World Title match. Guess it's safe to say he's on Luke Mathews' good side?
Benji Mathews: Not necessarily, I'm sure Luke just sees a lot of potential in him.
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple kicks in to a LOUD pop from the crowd.
Benji Mathews: Wait a minute, what?
Mike Vincent: We heard on EWS.com that he signed to one of the American brands, and it looks like it's here in AXW!
At the 20 second mark of the song, as the drums kick in, Magnum Wolf pushes through the curtain, eyes locked on the ring, cracking his knuckles along the way, All Business. He reaches ringside, and stretches his arms behind and in front of him and cracks his neck.
Salvatore Pellegrino: The final participant, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 235 pounds… MMMAGNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF!
Upon the mention of his name, Magnum stretches his arms out, tightening all the muscles and veins in his body and releases a primal scream/wolf cry! He charges forward, rolling in under the bottom rope. He rises to his feet, walks over to the ropes and steps up onto the middle rope with one foot and the bottom rope with the other. He throws one arm overhead and bounces on the ropes holding the top rope with his free arm. He hops off the ropes, and repeats this against the opposite ropes.
AXW CHAMPIONSHIP
FOUR WAY LADDER MATCH
DAVID SLAYTON VS. JUSTIN WYNDHAM VS. JACK SHADOW VS. MAGNUM WOLF
As soon as the bell rings, Jack Shadow immediately goes outside to get a ladder. An intense staredown between the other three men. Jack slides back in and holds the ladder, and then everyone turns and looks at him. With an "Oh shit" look on his face, he ends up eating the ladder as Wyndham, Slayton, and Wolf all hit stereo front dropkicks to the ladder. Jack rolls back out of the ring from the impact and the others go back to looking at each other. The more experienced Slayton and Wolf look to double team the smallest man in the match in Justin Wyndham. They both irish whip Wyndham to the ropes, with Wolf immediately following after him, sending him out of the ring with THE SLEDGE (all caps). Wolf immediately turns back around and hits Slayton with the Click Click Boom before Slayton could even think to do anything. Wolf then grabs the ladder still in the ring, sets it up, and starts to climb, before he's pulled down by Jack Shadow. Shadow hits a few rights to Wolf before slamming his face off one of the rungs. Wolf falls to the mat and now Shadow begins his climb. Justin Wyndham re-enters and starts climbing on the opposite side. They start duking it out before Slayton is back to his feet, and pushes the ladder over. Justin hits the ropes throat first while Shadow hits the rop right between his legs, before falling to the outside.
Mike Vincent: This match barely just got started and it's already action packed! Just goes to show how much being the AXW Champion means.
Over the next few minutes, Slayton and Wolf would try to out wrestle each other. Slayton would lock ina Crossface Chickenwing only to have Wolf manage to escape it and hit a belly-to-belly suplex. Slayton would get right back up, and run at Wolf, only to be lifted up and planted with a beautiful Double A Spinebuster. Wolf would bring Slayton back to his feet, only for both of them to be taken back down by Shadow as he drives the ladder into him. Shadow is then taken down by a springboard tornado DDT from Wyndham. Wyndham grabs the ladder that Shadow dropped, sets it up, and starts his climb. He actually manages to get a hand on the title before Slayton reaches him at the top. Slayton hits Wyndham with a right that almost knocks him off the ladder. Wyndham responds with a hard punch of his own, before hitting the classic sunset flip powerbomb off the ladder. Meanwhile Wolf and Shadow have begun duking it out. Trading blows, Wolf eventually ducks under one, and runs off the ropes, rebounds back and looks to hit the Click Click Boom on Shadow, but Shadow ducks it by doing a ninja roll, and when Shadow turns back around Shadow catches him with an Obfuscate (Cutter). With Wolf incapacitated for the time being, he begins to climb the ladder. Wyndham returns with a ladder of his own, and sets it up right next to the other one. He climbs up on his ladder on the same side Shadow is on his, he reaches the top only to be brought back down by Shadow as he hits another Obfuscate, this time from the top of the ladder!
Mike Vincent: Jack Shadow is showing he can hang here in EWS, he just took out both Magnum Wolf and Justin Wyndham with the Obfuscate.
Benji Mathews: He's my pick to win this. Look at him, he's doing great!
Mike Vincent: Well, not at the moment he isn't, he just did an Obfuscate off a ten foot ladder.
Benji Mathews: Exactly! Look at the way he's methodically laying on his back!
Slayton is back up and takes down the other ladder, propping it up in the corner. He then begins his climb, but is pulled off the ladder by Magnum Wolf, who then starts to climb himself. Slayton pulls Wolf off, and now there's a stalemate. They have a staredown, but suddenly Slayton hits the Full Effect on Shadow who was trying to sneak up on them. When Slayton brings his attention back to Wolf is when he is taken out with the .357 Magnum. Wolf begins to climb again, the crowd cheering him on. He reaches the top, he's got his hands on the belt, but Justin Wyndham hits a springboard dropkick hitting the opposite side of the ladder, which was a successful desperation move as Wolf loses his balance and falls off the ladder. The ladder barely remains standing. Knowing that simply losing his balance wasn't enough to keep Wolf down, Wyndham brings Wolf from an all fours position to his feet. Wyndham puts his head between Wolf's legs, trying to pick him up Alabama Slam style to set up for his Doomsday Device, but it is a costly mistake as he is just planted by a .357 Magnum.
Mike Vincent: Everyone is down, all Magnum has to do is climb the ladder and he's the new Champ!
Benji Mathews: Easier said than done. By the time Magnum gets up there someone will be up.
Magnum again starts his climb, he again reaches the top, but Jack Shadow is back up. Seeing that Shadow is up, Wolf knows he won't be able to secure the belt. He taunts Shadow from the top of the ladder, telling him to "Come on up". Shadow doesn't back down, but when climbs to the top, Wolf climbs down. Shadow shrugs and tries to unhook the belt, but Wolf grabs one of the rungs and lifts the ladder until Shadow takes a hard fall onto his back, and rolls out to the floor. Wolf is then attacked by Slayton, causing him to drop the ladder, which folds up as it falls against the ropes. Slayton delivers numerous punches to Wolf, getting him backed into the same set of ropes the ladder fell on. Slayton darts across the ring to get some momentum to Mick Foley-clothesline himself and Wolf out of the ring, as they land on the floor near Jack Shadow. Wolf, Slayton, and Shadow all begin to get to their feet, and start attacking one another. That is, until they're all taken out by Justin Wyndham, who ran up the ladder against the ropes, and takes them all out with a somersault plancha!
Mike Vincent: Justin Wyndham just took everybody out! What a move!
Wyndham is to his feet first. Shadow is up shortly after. Jack Shadow throws some fists at Justin, backing him up the ramp a bit. Wyndham manages to duck one of the fists, and lifts Shadow up, before planting him head first on the ramp with the Doomsday Device! Wyndham is then met by David Slayton, who throws Wyndham into the barricade. Slayton is then kicked in the gut by Wolf, who tries to whip Slayton into the stairs, but Slayton turns it around and it is Wolf who hits the stairs. Slayton slides back into the ring, and grabs the ladder propped against the top rope. He sets it up, and begins his climb. With no one in sight, he grabs for the title, until he is pulled down by Wyndham. Wyndham looks to get Slayton up for the Doomsday Device, but Slayton doesn't budge and lifts Wyndham up in a powerbomb position, and throws him into the ladder that was propped up in the corner. Wyndham is holding himself up by grabbing the ropes on each side of the turnbuckles, ladder behind him. Slayton looks to hit a body splash, but Wyndham manages to move out of the way, Slayton crashing into the ladder. Slayton stumbles backwards and is met with a World's Most Wanted from Wyndham. Slayton falls to the mat in a heap, as does Wyndham, still feeling the effects from the powerbomb to the ladder.
Mike Vincent: Wyndham has to fight through the pain, everyone is down and out.
Benji Mathews: I wouldn't count Jack Shadow out just yet.
Mike Vincent: He landed head first on the ramp. I don't think he's getting up any time soon.
Wyndham manages to get to his feet, and starts his climb. In a lot of pain, he slowly makes his way to the top. He reaches for the belt, but Wolf has begun the climb on the other side. Wolf keeps punching Wyndham, trying to get him to fall. Wyndham almost does several times, but he manages to hold on, and somehow finds it within himself to hit a roundhouse kick to the side of Wolf's head. Wolf knocked loopy, Wyndham gives him a good push and he's down on the mat. Wyndham reaches up, grabs the belt, and unhooks it. The bell sounds.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AXW Champion, JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN WYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNDHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
"Ultranumb" by Blue Stahli takes over the sound system.
Justin, from the top of the ladder, raises his newly won championship in the air. He starts his slow climb down, and when he reaches the bottom, is met by Luke Mathews. Luke, with a smile on his face, raises the arm of the new Champion, and with his other hand, points at him, and we can hear him say, "This is the future, this is the new generation of AXW!" Luke pats Justin on the back, and leaves the ring to let Wyndham keep celebrating on his own.
Mike Vincent: Looks like Justin Wyndham has the Luke Mathews stamp of approval.
Benji Mathews: Well, Jack Shadow has the Benji Mathews stamp of approval, which is far more prestigious.
Justin climbs a corner, and again raises his title in the air. When he finally steps down and turns around, he gets speared right out of his boots!
Mike Vincent: What the hell? What the hell is Crash Jackson doing out here?!
Crash Jackson stands there, looking down at Wyndham. The crowd gets even more heated when Crest Silver slides into the ring. Crest motions Jackson to back up, and he obliges. Crest lifts Wyndham up, and plants him with a Totally Awesome Powerbomb. Crest then walks over to the dropped AXW title, stands over Wyndham, and raises the title in the air, as Jackson stands beside him. Silver drops the title on Wyndham, before he and Jackson leave the ring, leaving everyone confused as the show cuts to black.