Post by Mat on Jan 12, 2019 21:29:17 GMT -5
Saturday, August 6, 2016
Jacksonville, Florida
Episode XLI
The cameras pan across the crowd, as we are welcomed by Lily Luna.
Lily Luna: The Alternative Episode 41 coming to you live from Jacksonville, Florida, I'm Lily Luna joined by Chris Pierce.
Chris Pierce: Tonight we give you three matches like always, here's match one.
"Everywhere I Go" starts with flashing while lights.
"Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch)
Everywhere I go
Bitches always know"
Chaz Anix comes out with a gym tee cut to show his mustles slowly with his arms outstretched and his eyes closed
"Wake up!"
Chaz opens his eyes quickly and rips off his shirt and makes his way down to the ring
Jen Brunelli: This opening contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by "Mr. Lust" Chester Andrews, from Miami, Florida, weighing 234 pounds, "Dr. Big Freaking Deal" CHAZ ANIX!
"Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break up, with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I'm undead
Unfed
Been sleeping on, bunk beds, since ten
So if I don't booze it
I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it
Do it
Get ruined."
Chaz stops at the end of the ramp and flexes then he slides into the ring.
"Brass Monkey" starts as Billy comes out in colorful shades and starts dancing and fist bumping fans while making his way to the ring
Jen Brunelli: His opponent, from The Party Bus, Florida, weighing 203 pounds, "The Florida Party Animal" BILLY HARRINGTON!
then he slides into the ring and does the "cabbage patch" dance into the corner.
vs. 
Billy tries throwing a clothesline, which Chaz ducks and promptly takes Billy down with a Too Sexy for This (Flat Liner). Chaz then bounces off the ropes where he delivers an Anix Cutter (Running Cutter) for the victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, CHAZ ANIX!
Lily Luna: Well I know that Chaz Anix was coming into this match unhappy with his loss last week, he gets some revenge with a very quick win tonight.
Chris Pierce: I hear there's a contest in the locker room to see who can beat Billy Harrington the fastest, Chaz Anix has officially beat Ben Eatr's time.
Chaz yanks his hand out of grasp of referee Brian Sullivan. Chaz chucks Billy out of the ring and raises his arms up. Chaz and Chester make their way to the back. Billy gets to his feet, shrugs, and climbs over the barricade, dancing with the ringside fans while "Brass Monkey" replays.
-----
Craig Brooks is backstage with the AXW Light Heavyweight Champion, Danny Hall.
Craig Brooks: I'm backstage with the AXW Light Heavyweight Champion, Danny Hall. Danny, you've defeated Trent Mathews in last week's Main Event, and it's looking like your next challenger may be Damien Steele after the comments he made. How do you feel about that?
Danny Hall: I'll take on anyone. I've already beat Damien Steele and I'll beat him again. I beat Damien Steele, Jay Blazenwing, and Trent Mathews all in the same week, two of which in the same night in one match. Those three have something in common and that is that they are all former holders of this title. So I beat three former AXW Light Heavyweight Champions in one week, you know what else I accomplished that week? I became the first person to hold the AXW Light Heavyweight Championship twice. I've now held this title longer than anyone. Quite frankly, I am the greatest AXW Light Heavyweight Champion in history.
Craig Brooks: You said you'd take on anyone, does that include me? See, I don't have a scale handy, but if you're willing to take my word for it, I'm half certain that I managed to get under 225 pounds. I'm on this new diet where I limit myself to one box of Twinkies a day. It's torture.
Danny Hall: ...Why exactly would I wrestle you, an interviewer?
Craig Brooks: I'm a man of many skills, Danny. Here, watch this.
They happen to be standing near a catering table. Craig grabs hold of the table cloth and yanks it from underneath all the food. That's what Craig would have liked to have happened, instead the food comes off with it and flies everywhere. Danny shakes his head and walks away.
Craig Brooks: So is that a no, then? Let me know if you change your mind!
Craig looks around before picking up as much of the food as he can, before hobbling off.
-----
"How Sweet to be an Idiot" by Neil Innes as Cloud comes out of the curtains with one hand on his pocket and the other hand holding a lighter. He flicks the lighter and stares at the flame as if he was in a trance and then he points up at the sky, saying, "Rest in Peace Sensei." Cloud puts the lighter back in his pocket and makes his way to the ring.
Jen Brunelli: This next contest is set for one fall, introducing first, making his AXW Debut, from Los Angeles, California, weighing 210 pounds, CLOUD!
He slaps hands with almost every fans and then later regrets leaving few fans hanging before entering the ring. Cloud then goes to the nearest corner and sits down like Raven, patiently waiting for the match to start
Lily Luna: For those unaware of this man, this is Cloud. He is called that because of his tendency to just stare aimlessly at the clouds. You can see he's pretty laid back. He's competed all over the world, most recently in Canada and England as a member of CHAMP Wrestling and British Wrestling League. He carries a lighter with him as a tribute to his late trainer, Asuma Nara. He also once dated Janet Hurricane.
Chris Pierce: He has some history with some folks here, tonight he's looking to make some new history, and he certainly has a great opponent to do so with.
"Dammit" plays and out walk Sam De Santa and Trent Mathews. Sam stops on the stage and places her hand on her hip. Trent steps in front of her and drops to his knees, extending his arms out as pyro rains down behind them. Once the pyro stops, Trent stands up and the two make their way down the ramp.
Jen Brunelli: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Sam De Santa, from Owasco, New York, weighing 217 pounds, TRENT MATHEWS!
Trent slides into the ring while Sam walks up the steps. Trent steps onto the middle turnbuckle, looking around at the fans. Sam stands in the ring, extending her arms towards Trent, as if telling the fans to bask in the glory that is Trent Mathews. Trent steps down and holds his arms back, allowing Sam to remove his leather jacket. Sam steps out to the apron, hangs the jacket from the ring post, and walks down the steps, while Trent readies himself for the match.
vs. 
The two lock up and it's Trent Mathews taking control, who gets behind Cloud and lifts him for a Back Suplex.
Trent slams Cloud down with a Pumphandle Drop. Trent runs off the ropes where he delivers a Scissor Kick. Trent sends Cloud to the corner and follows through with a Swinging Corner Clothesline. Trent remains on the apron and springboards back in, but Cloud steps out of the way. Cloud jumps up and takes Trent down with a Hurricanrana. Cloud follows up with a Swinging Neckbreaker. Cloud brings Trent to a corner where he delivers a Tornado DDT. After an unsuccessful pin attempt, Cloud lifts Trent for a German Suplex. Trent uses the corner to help himself up where Cloud comes in with a Handspring back elbow. Cloud nails Trent with The Raining God Syndrome (Superkick)! Trent falls through the ropes and is out on the apron, Cloud taking advantage by driving Trent down with Grey Sky (Snap DDT onto the ring apron). Cloud shoves Trent back in the ring and pins him, referee Shane Gates breaking his count when he sees Cloud's foot on the rope. What he doesn't see is that it was done by Sam De Santa. Cloud is a bit distracted by Sam now, the perfect opportunity for Trent to strike with a Zigzag. Trent lifts Cloud up for a Brainbuster. Cloud sits up and is then suddenly out cold from the Trentsetter (Shining Wizard to the Back of the head)!
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, TRENT MATHEWS!
Lily Luna: A slight distraction from Sam De Santa leads to Trent Mathews getting back on track with a victory.
Chris Pierce: Impressive debut by Cloud as well, adding further depth to the Light Heavyweight Division. Looking forward to more from him.
Sam De Santa raises the arm of Trent Mathews. Trent opens the ropes up for Sam before the duo exits the ring. She continues to raises Trent's hand as they back up the ramp. Cloud comes to, holding the back of his head, and looks pretty bummed over his loss.
-----
Renee Peltier is standing by with the AXW Tag Team Champions.
Renee Peltier: I'm here backstage with the AXW Tag Team Champions, Justin Wyndham and TO'A, collectively known as Lethal Weapons. You guys made it clear at Rise that anyone who steps up against you will not be successful in defeating you. That aside, I'd like to get your thoughts on some of the tag teams here, starting with Cross City Stallions.
Justin Wyndham: Great athletes those two. First AXW Tag Team Champions in the EWS re-launch era, and I think we would mesh well in the ring together.
TO'A: I'm not gonna argue that they're good, they're just not as good as us. They lost the AXW Tag Titles on September 18, 2014, and let's be honest, that's the last time they were relevant. That's almost two years ago.
Renee Peltier: What are your thoughts on Beauty and the Jekyll?
Justin Wyndham: They certainly are different, that's for sure. They certainly could break out here, just gotta find that sweet spot with their footing.
TO'A: These guys are from a carnival or something right? They do look like a couple of clowns. I'd break that tall lanky guy in half. There's an attraction for you: The Man Split in Two by the Samoan Executioner.
Renee Peltier: Lastly, your thoughts on The Nintendudes.
Justin Wyndham: You know what, I like these guys. I'm a gamer myself, so these guys are kinda up my alley. I could see us having a good fight in Super Smash Bros.
TO'A: That's the only place that they'd have even a slight chance against. If they were to step into the ring with us, it's game over.
Renee Peltier: Thanks for the time gentlemen, let's send it back to ringside for the Main Event.
-----
“Like A Prayer” by Madonna plays through the speakers providing a peppy ambiance. The entire arena goes dark momentarily as “Sister Inferior” Olya Latanya Oglovska enters from the ramp with a pair of opera binoculars in her right hand. Three spotlights highlight various audience members who have striking physical attributes. As Olya walks down to the ramp she fans herself with a bidder paddle.
Jen Brunelli: This is your Alternative Main Event set for one fall! Introducing first, from Saratov, Russia, weighing 115 pounds, "Sister Inferior" OLYA OGLOVSKA!
Upon reaching the arena floor and within clear eye line of her opponent, all three spotlights converge. Oglovska raises her bidder paddle to indicate she plans on procuring another priceless artifact for her exhibit.
As the tune of 'No One's Gonna Find Her In The Dark', a mashup between Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy, starts to play, the lights go dim. The colors of pink and purple with green lazers start to shine through the area as Velvet comes out from behind the curtain. She points out to the fans while the music continues playing. Velvet walks down the ramp giving the 'rocker' sign and gives high-fives to the fans.
Jen Brunelli: Her opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing 125 pounds, VELVET VALENTINE!
She walks up the steps and heads to the ropes. She blows a little kiss and straddles the ropes. Velvet glances into the camera and wiggles while pointing to the camera. As she gets into the ring, the chorus of her music begins to play. As the chorus is playing, Velvet is finally in the ring. She hops up onto the top turnbuckle and gives the 'rocker' sign once again, then yells at the fans to get them psyched up. She then jumps down from the turnbuckle and does a few arm stretches before the match starts.
vs. 
Velvet comes at Olya with a flurry of strikes before taking her down with a Jawbreaker. Velvet brings Olya to the ropes where she does a Rope choke proceeded by a Springboard knee to the opponent's back. Velvet takes Olya to the mat with a Snapmare followed by a neck snap followed by a sliding clothesline. Velvet lifts Olya up for a Spinning powerbomb that gets two. Velvet lifts Olya to her feet where Olya kicks her in the gut and takes her down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Olya slams Velvet down with a Sombo Suplex. Olya lifts Velvet onto her shoulders and executes a Rolling Fireman's Carry Slam. Vevlet starts to get back to her feet only for Olya to prevent her from doing so by attacking her leg. Olya stomps away on Velvet's leg, before elbow dropping the leg. Olya seems to be trying to get a submission locked in but Velvet kicks her off. Velvet takes down Olya with a Thesz press, following up with mounted punches. Velvet plants Olya with a Half nelson bulldog. Velvet follows up with a One-armed neckbreaker slam. Velvet hooks Olya's arms and drops her with the Kiss 'N Tell (Sitout double underhook facebuster)! Velvet is frustrated when it only gets her two. Velvet whips Olya to the corner and hits her with a Corner lariat. Olya drops to the slumped position and Velvet looks to follow up with a Bronco buster, but Olya moves out of the way and Velvet gets caught in the ropes. Olya rolls out of the ring and takes advantage, ramming Velvet's leg into the ring post. Olya slides back in and locks in the Inverted Sharpshooter, Velvet not having much choice but to tap.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner as a result of a submission, OLYA OGLOVSKA!
Lily Luna: Olya Oglovska uses similar tactics she did at Domination against Jacob Figgins to pick up the win.
Chris Pierce: Olya sees opportunities and takes them, sometimes they may not be favorable, but she'll take whatever will get her a win.
Olya celebrates her win, fanning herself with her bidder paddle.
Lily Luna: That's all for The Alternative this week, stay tuned for AXW on ION in a few short moments!