Post by Mat on Jul 27, 2018 23:50:19 GMT -5
Thursday, October 9, 2014
Boston, Massachusetts
Episode XI
The opening beat of "ultranumb" by Blue Stahli hits as the crowd goes in a frenzy, hyped to see the arrival of "The World Warrior" Justin Wyndham. The cameras focused on the countdown clock shown in the titantron while we hear a voice say, "Ultranumb"
"THREE. THREe, THRee, THree,Three
"TWO, TWO., two two
ONE"
"YOU WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW"
The lights starts to flicker before coming back to normal as the curtain is pushed open, and the crowd's cheers turn to boos as Magnum Wolf is the one to walk out onto the stage. He stops on the stage, as "Ultranumb" cuts out and is immediately replaced by Magnum Wolf's new theme song, "Evil Ways" by Blues Saraceno.
Magnum Wolf is wearing a custom Mr. AXW t-shirt, with the AXW Championship around his waist. He looks around the arena, before patting the championship and underlining Mr. AXW on his shirt. He begins his walk down the ramp, and for a few steps walks backwards, showing off the back of his shirt which has the same design as his ring entrance vest, seen here - www.thecheapplace.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lone-wolf-leather-vest2.jpg
Salvatore Pellegrino: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the NEW AXW Champion, he is "Mr. AXW" as well as "The Savior of PWR," MAGNUM WOLF!
Magnum Wolf enters the ring and recieves a microphone.
Magnum Wolf: Judging by the change of your reaction I assuming you were expecting someone else before I came out here. Why is it that you cheer for a kid like Justin Wyndham? Because he can do a flip? When he tried to do a flip at Midwest Massacre I broke his damn neck and he's still in a hospital in Missouri. Justin's fairy tale paper championship reign is over. You have yourselves a REAL champion now. We have officially entered the Magnum Era of AXW, and who better than to lead the Magnum Era other than the one and only Mr. AXW, the Savior of PWR, the AXW Champion, Magnum Wolf!
*Boos*
Magnum is about to keep speaking, but before he can, "Ultranumb" once again takes over the sound system, and this time Justin Wyndham does come out. Clad in his very own customized "Mr. AXW" t-shirt, he makes a b-line right for the ring.
Magnum Wolf: Before a single word comes out of your mouth, I'm going to have to contact my lawyers because your t-shirt is in clear violation of copyright.
Justin Wyndham: Magnum, I want you to explain something to me. You've claimed that I was only AXW Champion because you allowed me to be AXW Champion. So does that mean that in the four way ladder match at the first Supershow, you LET me kick you off the ladder to win? Or is this whole you let me be champion thing just an excuse to hide that you can't handle the fact that you lost to me in the first place? Let me remind you that was a match type that I'm not even comfortable competing in, and I beat you, and two other men for that matter. You know what, don't answer any of that, it's irrelevant at this point. What is relevant, is that I'm still standing. I'm not in a hospital. I beat you at the first Supershow, you beat me at Midwest Massacre. Let's see who really is the rightful Mr. AXW and AXW Champion, because tonight I'm invoking my rematch clause!
Magnum Wolf: Do you have a death wish kid? If we have one more match, I'll REALLY make sure that I put an end to you. If we have one more match, you're gonna have to hang up your boots due to the fact that you will never be able to walk again.
"Still Counting" takes over now, as Luke Mathews makes his way to the ring.
Luke Mathews: Hold on a minute, gentlemen. First and foremost, Justin, you will get your rematch, but you and I both know you aren't cleared to compete tonight. It's a miracle you're even standing in this ring, to be honest. So, in two weeks, we will have the rematch, Magnum Wolf will defend the AXW Champio--
Luke Mathews is interrupted by the sounds of "Personal Jesus" by Marilyn Manson as The Church now make their way into the ring.
Crest Silver: Hold on a minute, if anyone deserves a rematch, it's me. Did you not see the blatant interference in my match at the Supershow?! Magnum Wolf's interference is the reason why I am not standing here with that belt! As far as I'm concerned, I demand a title shot more than anyone due to the distractions that Magnum Wolf has caused me in my match.
Luke chuckles before speaking again.
Luke Mathews: I'll admit that there was some interference in that match, so why the hell not. I'm a fair man. You two (Wyndham and Wolf) keep bickering over who's the rightful Mr. AXW, so you should have no problems proving which of you should be the rightful holder of that title by trying to overcome the odds in a triple threat match. In two weeks, Magnum Wolf will defend the AXW Championship against Justin Wyndham and Crest Silver.
Magnum Wolf: So, I'm free tonight then? Cool, I'll see you all in two weeks.
Magnum is about to leave the ring.
Luke Mathews: Actually, Magnum, you are not free tonight. You see, you and Crash Jackson were supposed to have a match at the Supershow, until Crash Jackson walked out. That really bummed me because I wanted to see a decisive winner. So, in tonight's Main Event, in a non-title match, Magnum Wolf will face Crash Jackson, AND, to make sure there is a decisive winner...
Luke looks up, as the camera begins to zoom out.
Luke Mathews: You will be competing in AXW's first ever Cage Match!
Magnum Wolf simply nods his head, before leaving. The Church stare down Wyndham, before they slowly exit the ring. Wyndham and Mathews then part ways as we head to commercial.
TAG TEAM MATCH
Jamie Fuller & Corbin Mason vs. The Midnight Force
Fuller and Mason went into this match-up filled with energy, but the Midnight Force were here to prove that they were gonna be a force to be reckoned with in the tag team division. Fuller and Mason gave it their all, but succumbed to Don't Disobey, giving the newcomers their first victory.
(Static screen… blue screen…static screen.. blue screen… a split second of a dance recital… muffled [unintelligible]…. The Hollywood sign…. Pitch black, feet running down a street… heavy breathing…. Static screen… blue screen… the creak of prison cell door… static screen… laughing… broken glass… floor filled with valentines… jagged hearts drawn…. A Bible slams on a dusty table…. Static screen… blue screen… static screen… blue screen…. The clack of pool balls…. Voices “Oh my god…” laughing…. Tube of lipstick trails off the lips across a face… static… strobing lights of a rave… static… )
Transistor radio: “Turn and face the….*static* strange…. Ch-ch-changes….
A muffled monotone robotic voice: Nothing so close to pleasure as pain… pay for sins… pay them forward…. Controversy. Abhorrent behavior. The only rules are no rules. Have we made you uncomfortable, shocked your senses before? The past singular indiscretions are nothing next to the combined might of aligned decadence. Greed and Lust and Power and Cruelty… are like the ragged dolls in our toy chest. When all innocence is gone what’s left is the seduction of the tainted. Divine right, rule, and fascination.
Total blackness… hands appear… hands are painted … some red… some white….. they move around in the blackness then come back together… tracing over each other as if writing on an unseen wall to produce a pinkish effect under a blacklight. Three splattered letters are traced out:
KMD
Several hands move forward in the darkness to cover the camera. Then nothing. Static Screen. Blue Screen. Static Screen. Blue Screen. Static… and the volume slowly grows to deafening levels and cuts out.
SINGLES MATCH
Bruiser Lazzou vs. Mateusz Bartkowiak
Mateusz went into this match seeking revenge against the man formerly known as Lobsterman. Bruiser Lazzou showed a more serious, more violent side tonight in this match, using some underhanded tactics like using the ropes, and on numerous occasions backing Matty B in the corner and pummeling him. MB so far in his career has been considered the gentle giant, but we saw some anger from him tonight. There was a point where MB looked to hit his top rope Samoan drop that he calls the White Red Drop, but Lazzou used his weight to his advantage to escape the maneuver, and with both men miraculously still balanced on the top rope, Lazzou would hit his own top rope Samoan drop called Bruised and Battered that gave the veteran the victory.
Caitlin Shay: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, he is the Man, Mr. Intensity, Sean Foster! Sean, we're in Boston tonight, what are your thoughts on that?
Sean Foster: Well, Caitlin, not only is Boston home to some of the absolute WORST teams in sports. I mean, the Red Sox suck, the Celtics suck, the Bruins suck, even the Patriots suck! But Boston is also home to some of the most disgusting, putrid, human beings on the face of the earth! So that's why everyone in the arena tonight who buys a Sean Foster t-shirt also gets a complimentary travel-sized bottle of Intensity!
Caitlin Shay: I agree one hundred percent, Sean. Sean, what are your thoughts on Slamsley McDumbface and Hailey Covered-in-Spunk? Wasn't it hilarious when Hailey got eliminated first in that four way match?
Slamsley McBody: You know what was hilarious? Sean's face after I beat him.
Slamsley and Hailey walk into frame.
Hailey Harris: You know what's really funny, Caitlin? Your childish insults. How about a rematch, us two versus you two.
Caitlin Shay: A chance for me to embarrass you once again? Sure.
Sean sprays himself with Intensity.
Sean Foster: I'm ready. See you losers out there.
SINGLES MATCH
Inferno vs. Max Maximus
The Tag Team Champions continue to show some dominance, but Inferno seems to be matched against the bigger Maximus in singles competition. Inferno would get Maximus on the top rope, perhaps looking for Laceration, but it was Maximus who would end up hitting the Maximum Powerbomb for the victory. After the match the two teams would engage in a brawl, and it took all the referees and several security guards to break it up.
Craig Brooks: I'm here with AXW's newest signee, Jenna Tonic. Jenna, what have you been up to since ASW?
Jenna Tonic: Doing what I do best, hitting up as many bars as I can and keeping a low profile.
Craig Brooks: What brings you to AXW?
Jenna Tonic: I just got the itch to beat some bitches up. I signed an EWS contract, and where I ended up didn't really matter to me.
Craig Brooks: What do you plan on accomplishing in AXW?
Jenna Tonic: Beat some bitches up. Do you even listen? I'm here to kick ass and take names. Maybe win a strap or two.
Craig Brooks: Well, thank you for your time and I hope you have a good stay here in AXW.
Jenna Tonic: This arena got a bar?
"Generation Lost" would play and the AXW Women's Champion makes her way to the ring, microphone in hand.
Janet Hurricane: It feels great to be back here in AXW. I didn't really get whole lot of time to shine in the original AXW, so coming back and getting the opportunity to compete for the Women's Championship and winning it, makes it that much better. My whole career has been spent clawing to get an opportunity like this--
Janet is interrupted by "Strike Back" as the EWS World Woman's Tag Team Champion Sierra Starr makes her way down to the ring.
Sierra Starr: I don't know who you think you are. I EARNED my way into that title match. What did you do? Suck Luke Mathews' dick? If you think you're gonna hold on to that title for another second, you've got another thing coming. I want a title match right now. That is MY championship. A championship need I remind you that I never lost, and I'm taking it back right now.
Janet Hurricane: Fine. I'll show you why I AM the AXW Women's Champion, and you aren't. Let's get a ref out here.
AXW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Janet Hurricane (c) vs. Sierra Starr
Referee Zack Fields would sprint to the ring, getting the match quickly under way. A highly competitive match up, Janet with everything to lose and Sierra with everything to gain. The conclusion of the match saw Sierra Starr lock in the Queen of Mean, which Janet eventually managed to crawl to the ropes to break. Sierra would immediately look to hit Starry Knight, to which Janet ducked and then hit Sierra with Wrath of the Hurricane to retain the title. After the match Sierra would pound the mat, frustrating building as she can't secure the Women's Championship.
Craig Brooks: My guest at this time, Damien Steele. What caused you to-
Damien Steele: Stop right there. Why do I need to explain my actions to you? Who even are you? Some fat guy they pulled in right off the street? The kids these days love Pyrostar. Who is Pyrostar? Some faceless man hiding behind a mask. You see--
Damien is stopped as he is being attacked by Pyrostar. The two brawl backstage, Damien being slammed face first into the catering table, getting food on his face. Pyrostar looks to throw Steele into a loading crate, but Steele counters and throws Pyrostar into it instead. With Pyrostar propped up against it, Damien hits a boot to his face. Damien tries to pull Pyrostar's mask off, but is pulled back by backstage personnel.
MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH
Slamsley McBody & Hailey Harris vs. Sean Foster & Caitlin Shay
Caitlin and Hailey went straight into a catfight. Caitlin managed to escape and tag in Foster. The majority of the match ended up being Foster vs. McBody, Foster in control. When Slamsley started gaining control Sean quickly tagged out to Shay, and if you pay attention, you can see Foster hand something to Shay as they swap out. Hailey enters the ring and charges at Caitlin, only to get a face-full of Intensity, causing a disqualification. Sean and Caitlin quickly leave ringside, continuing to talk down about Boston as they leave the arena.
We go backstage, where we see Bobo Sweetcakes looking over some of his pastries, letting out a sigh. David Slayton catches him.
David Slayton: What's wrong, buddy? Oh, that, right, look - you have nothing to be ashamed of. You went out there and gave it your all. It could have gone either way.
Bobo Sweetcakes: It's not that, it's just... I just can't get the frosting on these cupcakes right.
David Slayton: Oh... I'm sure they're fine. Hey, listen, I was just wondering, when are you going to invoke your rematch clause? I'd love to tear the house down with you again.
Bobo Sweetcakes: Never.
David Slayton: What?
Bobo Sweetcakes: I don't want to do it that way. I want to earn a shot at the title just like everyone else.
"Excusez-mois, is that so?"
Jean-Pierre Frontenac walks into the picture.
Jean-Pierre Frontenac: How about you face me, Bobo? Winner gets a shot at the Adrenaline title?
Bobo Sweetcakes: Sure. Hey, does this frosting taste weird to you?
Bobo shoves a cupcake into JPF's mouth, who becomes enraged, causing Bobo and Slayton to quickly leave the area. JPF spits out the cupcake.
Jean-Pierre Frontenac: Dumb Americans.
BEST OF FIVE SERIES
MATCH FOUR
The Push vs. The Armada
The Push move to 3-1, starting to cause some tension within the Armada. The match was won with When Push Comes to Shove.
The scene cuts backstage where we see Jenna Tonic, laid out on the floor. She's lying on her stomach, the back of her shirt ripped open, with the letters "KMD" painted on her back. A random crew member finds her, and starts yelling for some help, as we cut to the final commercial.
MAIN EVENT
CAGE MATCH
NON-TITLE
Magnum Wolf vs. Crash Jackson
The cage lowers. Jackson made his entrance first, with Crest Silver in toe. Wolf comes out second, and as both men are locked in the cage, Matt Baker calls for the bell.
The two men lock up, the slightly larger Jackson has the strength advantage, and backs Wolf into the door corner. Jackson would look to hit a clothesline to which Wolf would duck under. With Jackson no in the corner, Wolf hits a yakuza kick, then barks at Gus Ramos, the official on the outside, to open the door. Wolf is unsuccessful in the early escape attempt and is back suplexed back into the ring. From here it was an all out war, spots from Magnum Wolf include Magnum Thunder, Click Click Boom while Jackson was on the apron, and Flash Bangs - which after the clubs to the chest, he then starts driving Jackson's head into the cage multiple times. Spots from Crash Jackson include two unreleased belly-to-belly suplexes, followed by an overhead belly-to-belly throwing Magnum into the cage, and The Demolisher from the top rope, after Magnum tried to climb the cage. After all this, both men begin to climb the same wall of the cage, but from different corners. They reach the top, and begin to carefully make their way to one another. When they reach each other, a slugfest ensues, before both men are down in the middle of the ring via a suplex from Magnum to Jackson off the top of the cage. Both men are down, and Crest Silver uses this time to grab a chair, shove Gus Ramos out of the way, before entering through the door. Crest slams the chair on the mat a few times, taunting Wolf to get up. Both Wolf and Jackson get up at the same time, and Crest Silver swings the chair at Wolf. However, Wolf was able to move out of the way, causing Crest to accidentally hit Crash instead. Magnum then throws Silver into the cage wall before pinning Jackson, getting the three count.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here is your winner, the AXW Champion, MAGNUM WOLF!
Post-Match: Wolf had no interest in staying, so he got out of the ring as soon as he could. The cage would rise as Crest Silver made it back to his feet. Crest would try to help up Jackson who was trying to get up, trying to explain what happened at the same time. When Jackson fully gets to his feet, he pushes Silver away from him and exits the ring, not making a single second of eye contact with Silver.