Post by Mat on Jan 12, 2019 23:44:42 GMT -5
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Episode LIV
vs. 
A back and forth match-up with the larger Hydecker out-powering Lee, some maneuvers from Hydecker include Lifting DDT, Discus Big Boot, Suplex, and Record Smash (Running Single Leg Dropkick). Notable moves from Lee are Rapid Alternating Forearm Smash and Knife-Edge Chops, Tilt-a-whirl Headscissors Takedown, Double Jump Springboard Crossbody, and Quebrada [Springboard Moonsault]. Lee sees victory with a Tidal Wave [Corner Double Jump Springboard Enzuigiri].
Winner: Chae-Won Lee
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We cut to the parking lot of the arena, where on this cold December day, Chicks and America are present. Trent and Sam are bundled up, meanwhile Ricky is in a tank top and shorts.
Ricky Diamond: Where is everybody? I told you to invite everyone so we can have a New Year's Parking Lot Bash! Not much of a party if it's just us three.
Sam De Santa: Interestingly enough, everyone wanted to stay inside where it's warm, and not outside where it's twenty degrees.
Ricky Diamond: Aw come on, it's not even that cold out.
Trent Mathews: You're turning red.
Ricky Diamond: That's because I accidentally dozed off for a few minutes in the tanning bed earlier. Look, I brought beer, I'm about to fire up the grill, and best of all, we got fireworks.
Sam pulls out her phone.
Sam De Santa: I'm just gonna Google Alberta's firework laws real quick...
Ricky Diamond: I'm sure we're fine. I'm gonna start getting some food going.
The scene ends with Ricky attempting to open the grill, which has apparently been frozen shut.
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vs. 
Kaylee Violet is making her professional debut, and some notable moves from her include Jawbreaker, Northern Lights Suplex, Reverse Suplex, and Second Rope Elbow Drop. From Lee we see Jumping Neckbreaker, Hurricanrana, Diving Meteora, Pumphandle Slam, and wins the match off of an Alundra Bomb [Double Jump Moonsault].
Winner: Alundra-Yoon Lee
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We return to the parking lot, where the grill has been opened and hot dogs and hamburgers are cooking.
Sam De Santa: So from a quick read, it seems you can only carry ten kilograms of low hazard fireworks and must have a permit. Please tell me you have met those requirements.
Ricky Diamond: I don't know how much ten kilograms is, but I do know I have like, fifty pounds of fireworks, which is probably less than ten kilograms. I'm not sure what they consider low hazard in these parts, but I do have a permit.
Ricky pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket and hands it to Sam.
Sam De Santa: "I, Ricky Diamond, hereby have permission to blow shit up. Signed, Ricky Diamond."
Sam lets out a loud sigh.
Ricky Diamond: You need to relax, Sammy. Here, have a beer.
Ricky hands her a beer. She opens it and goes to drink it, then holds it out upside down.
Sam De Santa: Your beer is frozen.
Ricky Diamond: Throw it on the grill, it'll melt instantly.
Sam De Santa: Yeah, that sounds like a terrible idea.
Suddenly, Trent comes hauling in toward them.
Trent Mathews: I just lit a shitload of fireworks, you guys are gonna wanna see this.
The camera points up to the sky where the fireworks explode in all sorts of pretty colors. Ricky belts out a heartful rendition of Auld Lang Syne. Suddenly, the camera pans back down where a security guard approaches them.
Security Guard: Yeah, you guys can't be setting off fireworks here.
Ricky Diamond: It's the cops! Cheese it!
Ricky tips the grill over in an effort to slow the security guard as he bolts off. Trent grabs Sam's frozen beer and chucks it at the guard before running off himself. Sam decides she probably best be moving too, and follows them.
Security Guard: I don't get paid enough for this shit.
The security guard holds his chest where the frozen beer struck him and walks off.
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vs. 
Highlights from Destiny include Drive-by kick, Standing moonsault, leg lariat, Upsetter (When destiny is tossed toward the ropes or barricade. She runs up and launches back with a leg lariat), Judo Throw. Highlights from Lizzy include F.Y.L. (Fuck Your Life) [Hip Toss followed by a Cartwheel followed by a low-angle Front Dropkick], XXX Cutter [Rolling Cutter], Suicide Dive, Rounding Off to X [Tiger Feint Kick], and Superplex. The match concludes with Dizzy Lizzy [Tornado DDT].
Winner: Lizzy Knoxxx