Post by Mat on Jan 13, 2019 0:14:26 GMT -5
Saturday, March 4, 2017
Harbour Station
Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada
Episode LIX
Pyro blasts from the stage and Altenratron.
Lily Luna: The last stop before Collide comes through New Brunswick, Canada! I'm Lily Luna along with Chris Pierce, you're watching The Alternative!
"I Want it All" starts and when the guitars kick in Moore with Givins behind him walk out and put their arms up and strut down to the ring
Jen Brunelli: This opening tag team contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Oak Ridge, Tennessee, at a combined weight of 445 pounds, "Perfect" Patrick Moore and "Arrogant" Weastly Givens, PERFECT ARROGANCE!
then when they get to the ring they both get up on the apron and wipe their feet then get into the ring
The tune for Ghetto King starts up as The first words are spoken from behind the curtain walks out Mr Gives No Fucks, Quentin Rage. His eyes always looking around him as he walks to the ring bad mouthing people and threatening to smack any fans that try to touch him. Rage waits on the ramp as his music stops and Riot by Bullet For My Valentine kicks in.
Chopper walks out with a serious look on his face. He heads down to meet Rage, carrying his trademark metal chain with him.
Jen Brunelli: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 525 pounds, Chopper and Quentin Rage, S.O.B.!
Chopper threatens to hit a fan with the chain as they make their way to the ring. The pair get into the ring and climb the ring posts and then flip the bird to the fans as the boos get louder. S.O.B ignore the boos from the fans and get ready for the match to start.
vs. 
The two members of S.O.B. deliver some of their big moves, from Chopper it's a Gutwrench Powerbomb, Full Nelson Bomb, and a Reverse Chokeslam. From Rage it's Superman Punch, German Release Suplex, clothesline from hell, and Muscle Buster. Rage tags in Chopper, at which point Patrick Moore enters the ring to try to help his partner who has taken the full brunt of the attack, and Moore runs directly into a 3-D. Chopper picks up Moore while Rage picks up Givens, the duo executing a Toast This (Super Collider) for the victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here are your winners, S.O.B.!
Lily Luna: Thanks for coming, Perfect Arrogance, but this newcomer duo are wrecking machines.
Chris Pierce: These guys don't care for much except beating people to a pulp and getting paychecks out of it. These are two dangerous men.
The two don't make much time for celebration, they exit the ring and make their way up the ramp, satisfied with their day of work.
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Bobo Sweetcakes is backstage, pacing back and forth. He's approached by Gina Furlow.
Gina Furlow: Hi, Bobo. That loss last week have you down?
Bobo Sweetcakes: Hi, Gina. No, I'm waiting on that imbecile Brad Adams to return with proper gluten-filled ingredients so I can get to work.
Gina Furlow: Well with Chaz Anix's win over you last week, he's getting a shot at the Xperience Championship tonight. Do you have any thoughts on that?
Bobo Sweetcakes: He wouldn't have won if that geriatric fan hadn't hopped onto the apron.
Gina Furlow: Uh, that man was Chester Andrews, Chaz's manager and father. He works here.
Bobo Sweetcakes: Huh. Learn something new everyday.
Gina Furlow: So you thought it was an old fan and you still kicked him?
Bobo Sweetcakes: I'm like a horse. If you sneak up on me you're gonna get kicked in the face. I can't help it sometimes.
Gina Furlow: So what do you plan on making once Brad returns?
Bobo Sweetcakes: Assuming he gets the right stuff this time, blueberry cheesecake.
Gina Furlow: Ooo! Could you spare me a slice?
Bobo Sweetcakes: Absolutely! Everyone who doesn't have a gluten-free fetish may have some!
Gina Furlow: I'm looking forward to it, back to ringside for more action!
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The opening to "Ready to Go" by Panic! at the Disco takes over the sound system as colorful lights swirl and pan across the arena. Upon the whole band entering the song, out struts a blonde haired woman. She stops right before the ramp, places a hand on her hip, and blows a kiss into the camera. She makes her way down the ramp.
Jen Brunelli: This next contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Riviera Beach, Florida, weighing 127 pounds, MEGAN MITCHELL!
Megan high fives some of the ring side fans and walks around to the camera side ring apron. She climbs onto the apron and again blows a kiss to the camera. She enters the ring and climbs onto a second turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring. She whips her hair back and runs her hands through her hair, before outstretching her arms. She steps off the turnbuckle and prepares to face her opponent.
"Invincible" by Amaranthe hits, the fast pounding drums blaring loudly from the speakers as the lights dim completely. They come back to Android 18 standing at the entrance ramp, head down, the words 'The code awakens me' flash along the Alternatron behind her as she opens her eyes and brings her head up slowly. She walks stoically down the ramp, a smirk spreading over her face as she goes. She stops in the middle of the ramp, raising her hands to actually sign the words 'I am Invincible.'
Jen Brunelli: Her opponent, wrestling out of Cork, Ireland, weighing 135 pounds, ANDROID 18!
Before continuing on and leaping straight up onto the ring post, she signs ''I am Invincible' one more time, entering the ring and awaiting the match to start.
vs. 
The dominant Android 18 spends most of the match in control, executing moves such as a Leaping clothesline, Crooked arm lariat, Lifting Double Underhook Facebuster, Sitout Powerbomb, and Graceful Orbit (Lionsalt). A18 would deposit Mitchell from the ring, but does not realize that Mitchell stayed on the apron. Mitchell looks to take advantage with her Springboard Knee Attack, but is nearly split in two as A18 brings her out of the air with a Super Electric Strike (Striking spear). One Buster Swing (Inverted stomp facebreaker) later and this match is over.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, ANDROID 18!
Lily Luna: The always dominating Android 18 picks up a win against Megan Mitchell.
Chris Pierce: And we're gonna see the other half of the It Couple Olya Oglovska in action later on AXW as well.
Android 18 has her arm raised as "Invincible" plays throughout the arena. She walks up the ramp where she meets Olya Oglovska, the two leave to the back together.
Max Kilburne is backstage.
Max Kilburne: Hey I'm Max Kilburne, and my guest at this time is the AXW Light Heavyweight Champion, the "Rocket Man" Ben Eatr. Ben, how are you feeling heading into your title defense at Collide?
Ben Eatr: I feel good. I know you also want to ask about Danny Hall, so I'll save you some breath and get right to it. I've praised Danny Hall in the past, about how he brings out the best in me. He's one of AXW's fastest rising stars, winning Debut of the Year in 2015 then going on to be Male Wrestler of the Year in 2016. Now I may not have the awards to show for it, but I'm a fast rising star as well, and Danny Hall isn't going to take that, or this championship away from me. He can attack me from behind and talk as loudly as he wants to, I'm walking out of Boston, still the AXW Light Heavyweight Champion.
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Suddenly, the area would go completely dark, except for the Alternatron showing rapidly-spinning barbed wire.
"I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins
Never did I wanna be here again
And I don't remember why I came"
The sound of "Voodoo" by Godsmack would play through the PA system as Lizzy Knoxxx walked out to the stage, looking around at the cheering crowd with a sadistic smile on her face, eyes almost bulging out of the sockets, before shooting up her arms to cross her wrists.
Jen Brunelli: This next contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of New Brunswick, New Jersey, weighing 121 pounds, "Crazy" LIZZY KNOXXX!
She would then walk down the ramp, whipping her hair from side to side with a sick grin on her face before sliding into the ring and rises up to walk to the nearest turnbuckle. She would climb to its second rung before slightly hunced over and whips her hair back, throws her hands up to make their cross at the wrist again before jumping off the turnbuckle to her feet.
The opening horn to start off the theme played throughout the P.A. system as "Fuck Love" by Iggy Azalea begin to play and the Alternatron displayed a shaking motion of Cheyenne Hogan's name. The Girl on Fire herself then emerge from the curtains and out to the stage, turning her back towards the crowd with her hands over her head. When the beat of the song drops, Cheyenne switches her leg out, before spinning back towards the ramp and begins to walk down the aisle.
Jen Brunelli: Her opponent, wrestling out of Boston, Massachusetts, weighing 125 pounds, "Girl on Fire" CHEYENNE HOGAN!
"Fuck love, give me diamonds
Fuck love, give me diamonds
Fuck love, give me diamonds
Fuck love, give me diamonds
I'm already in love with myself
I'm already in love with myself
I'm already in love with myself
Fuck love, give me diamonds"
Cheyenne is up to ringside, where she takes a short run and hops along the apron, climbing on it with on her knees as she posed with her hand over her red hair, before raising up and stepping through the ropes to get into the ring. She sways her red head from side to side before looking back at the Alternatron, or her opponent.
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A solid match between the two, Lizzy starts the match with some Kick Variations, Russian Legsweep, Back Suplex, Monkey Flip. Cheyenne ends up taking control and delivers a Hair-Pull Mat Slam, Snapmare followed by a Low-angle Front Dropkick to the seated opponent's face, and a Rear-Chin Lock, which Lizzy fights out of. Lizzy delivers a F.Y.L. (Fuck Your Life) [Hip Toss followed by a Cartwheel followed by a low-angle Front Dropkick], and Cheyenne rolls out to recollect herself. This is where Lizzy delivers a Triangle Plancha and gets Cheyenne back into the ring. Cheyenne takes control back with a Crucifix transitioned into a Sunset Flip, and a Diamond Cutter [Springboard Roundhouse Kick], earning close two counts on both of them. Lizzy takes control off an Arm-Trap Neckbreaker and traps Cheyenne in a Single-Leg Boston Crab. Cheyenne is able to get to the ropes and starts to use them to help herself up, but is struck with Rounding Off to X [Tiger Feint Kick]. From the apron Lizzy delivers a Dizzy Lizzy [Tornado DDT] for the victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, LIZZY KNOXXX!
Lily Luna: An impressive victory for Lizzy Knoxxx tonight, another woman looking to ascend to the top of the women's division.
Chris Pierce: She has a lot of competition in that regard, best of luck to all women in this division.
Lizzy celebrates her win at the turnbuckles before we head backstage,
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Duncan Aries is backstage doing something on his phone. He looks up.
Duncan Aries: The hell do you want?
Malcolm M. Mitchell steps into frame.
Malcolm M. Mitchell: I'm just checking to make sure that you're gonna be in my corner for my match tonight.
Duncan Aries: Uh... no.
Malcolm M. Mitchell: Why not?
Duncan Aries: Why the hell would I be?
Malcolm M. Mitchell: Because we're partners. I know we don't get along at all, but we gotta put that aside if we wanna win the tag team titles.
Duncan Aries: We? This isn't about "we", this is about me. I'm the one who has single handedly defeated both holders of the AXW Tag Team Championships. I'm the one who's been winning my tag team matches the past few weeks. You are only in my way.
Malcolm M. Mitchell: I am the one who has experience as a tag team wrestler. I am the one who has actually held the AXW Tag Team Championship, and I was the one to overcome a 2-on-1 deficit to win the titles in the first place.
Duncan Aries: Do you really think I give a shit? I don't give a shit about your past, I don't give a shit about that lame faction you were in, I don't give a shit about you. I don't need you. I don't need anyone. All I need is Duncan Aries. Now why don't you run along and get ready for that match you have? You know, the match you're going to lose because that's all you're known for these days.
Malcolm, angry and frustrated as ever, walks off.
After seven seconds from the beginning of the song, Viola steps forward on the stage. She blows kisses to the crowd. She then makes her way to the ring while slapping the fans' hands, hugging some of the kids on the way.
Jen Brunelli: This next tag team contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Toronto, Ontario, weighing 102 pounds, VIOLA HILLS!
Viola slides into the ring and poses for the crowd, who cheer for her. She then turns to the stage, hyped for her match.
"Danger! High Voltage" starts as Allyson Hydecker comes jogging out lip syncing to the Electric Six tune while slapping hands
Jen Brunelli: Her partner, wrestling out of Appleton, Wisconsin, weighing 156 pounds, "The Punk Rock Rebel" ALLYSON HYDECKER!
then she gets to the ring and slides in, gets on one knee, and throws her arms up
All the lights in the arena cut out as the opening beats of Pretty Girls by Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea kicks in. Blue flashing lights start strobing throughout the whole arena in time with the beat of the music. Deva appears on the staging and poses there for a few seconds before heading down the ramp with an arogant smile upon her face.
Jen Brunelli: Their opponents, first, wrestling out of Orlando, Florida, weighing 135 pounds, DEVA!
She then climbs onto the apron and shake her hips a little in time with the music before getting into the ring and preparing for her match.
The opening sound of the theme "Tokyo Drift" blared throughout the P.A. System as Chae-won walked out onto the stage, before taking a full spin before shooting an X sign in front of her herself with her forearms.
"I wonder if you know
How it is in Tokyo
If you seen it, then you need it
and you know you have to go
Tyaokaooo Drift, Drift, Drift
Tyaokaooo Drift, Drift, Drift"
With a sarcastic smile on her face, Chae-won puts her arms out wide, before strolling down the ramp with an arrogant smirk, eyeing the fans around her on her way.
Jen Brunelli: Her partner, wrestling out of Brooklyn, New York by way of Seoul, South Korea, weighing 107 pounds, "The Korean Joshi Princess" CHAE-WON LEE!
When she got to the ring, she climbed up on the apron, using it to wipe her shoes off before entering the ring. Finally, little Lee took a lap around the ring before taking a full spin and putting up the X with her forearms in front of her chest.
vs.
Back and forth where each person is able to get some solid action in. Hills is able to deliver a Roundhouse Kick, Hurricanrana, Slingshot Atomic drop, and Springboard leg drop. Hydecker is able to execute a Lifting DDT, Discus Big Boot, Jumping Cutter, and Fire Starter (Standing Double Foot Stomp). The opposing team sees Deva delivering a Full Nelson Bomb, Diving Crossbody, Delayed Cradled Suplex, and Michinoku Driver. Some of Lee's highlights include a Discus Forearm Smash, Tilt-a-whirl Backbreaker, Corner Running Dropkick, and Quebrada [Springboard Moonsault]. The conclusion of the match sees a legal Hydecker whip the legal Deva into the former's team corner. Hydecker knocks the illegal Lee off the apron with a Record Smash (Running Single Leg Dropkick), and immediately charges back across the ring where she executes a Wisconsin Deck (Running Double Knees to the face of a cornered opponent) to Deva, where Hills also tags herself in. Hydecker prevents Deva from falling over so Hills can top it off with a Run for the Hills (Natural Selection from the top rope) for the victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here are your winners, ALLYSON HYDECKER and VIOLA HILLS!
Lily Luna: A great tag team match, and a great victory for Viola Hills and Allyson Hydecker.
Chris Pierce: I always enjoy seeing matches like this with makeshift teams to see how well they will or won't get along. Both teams got together well enough, but Hydecker and Hills were the better duo tonight.
"Hero" replays with the victors having their arms raised. The duo high five and celebrate their win in the ring before exiting and high fiving fans on their way out of the arena.
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Renee Peltier is backstage with Destiny Maverick.
Renee Peltier: Renee Peltier here, and I'm joined at this time by Destiny Maverick. Destiny, how're you feeling as you head into Collide to face David Slayton in a Falls Count Anywhere Match?
Destiny Maverick: Confident. You know I was the one to pick the match type right? I feel no different about this match than I have any previous match I have had. And just because I'm going against a name like David Slayton, who yes, has a size advantage and more experience and all these title reigns and all these awards and all these Hall of Fame inductions and all the pyro and all the ballyhoo, none of that intimidates me. Dave's a great guy and I have all the respect in the world for him, but I know I can beat him just like I can beat anyone else, and you'll see that first hand at Collide.
Renee Peltier: Thank you, Destiny. Back to ringside for the main event!
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‘Invincible’ by Adelitas Way hits and Acer Stone runs out from the back looking pumped up and energetic. He heads down the ramp and punches the air three times as red pyros go off at the top of the ramp behind him.
Jen Brunelli: This is your Alternative Main Event set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Tampa, Florida, weighing 165 pounds, ACER STONE!
Acer heads over to the fans and slaps hands with them as he gets to the ring. He climbs into the ring and works the crowd a little more before they join him in punching the air three times.
PUT ON YOUR WAR PAINT!
The lights in the arena all cut to black and the Tron comes to life, pulsating with a green light as a quiet beat gets louder with every flash. It gets faster and faster, and louder with each pulse, until the pulsating light explodes into the words "Blazenwing Rises" and “The Phoenix” by Fall Out Boy blares across the arena sound system.
You are a brick tied to me that's dragging me down
Strike a match and I'll burn you to the ground
We are the jack-o-lanterns in July
Setting fire to the sky
He-here comes this rising tide
So come on
PUT ON YOUR WAR PAINT!
The stage fills with smoke and the crowd rises to their feet, cheering loudly, as the smoke clears on the stage and a man in a dark green trenchcoat stands, head down, facing the Tron. He raises his hands and snaps his fingers, causing four loud bursts of pyro to ignite, two on each side of him, before spinning around Y2J style to reveal David Slayton!
Jen Brunelli: His opponent, wrestling out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing 245 pounds, here is "The New Hotness" DAVID SLAYTON!
Cross walks and crossed hearts and hope-to-dies
Silver clouds with grey linings
So we can take the world back from the heart-attacked
One maniac at a time we will take it back
You know time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start
So dance alone to the beat of your heart
His sunglasses shining with the glare from the arena lights, David looks to the left, then to the right, nodding towards the crowd before walking down the ramp. After stopping to slap hands with a few fans, David moves towards the ring steps and hops up and down a few times in front of them before quickly racing up the steps to the apron side facing the stage. He stops and pulls his sunglasses off, then tosses them behind his head into the crowd before leaning down and stepping through the ropes to enter the ring.
Hey young blood
Doesn't it feel like our time is running out?
I'm gonna change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
You're wearing our vintage misery
No, I think it looked a little better on me
I'm gonna change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
David walks across the ring and leaps up onto the second rope in the corner nearest the timekeeper, then pulls off his green trenchcoat and tosses it towards the timekeeper. David smirks and points to the fans, then slaps his chest a few times and points up towards the sky, closing his eyes and saying a short prayer. David leaps down from the corner and immediately turns to sit down in the same corner, ala Raven. David then rests his head on the second turnbuckle pad as his theme fades and the crowd continues cheering.
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Slayton is able to out-power the smaller Stone to start with control. Slayton starts the match off with moves like a Double Underhook Backbreaker, DDT, Lou Thesz Press & Mounted Punches, and Samoan Drop. Slayton would go on to whip Stone to the ropes where Stone would respond with a sequence of a School Boy followed by a decent show of strength by lifting Slayton up for a Flapjack. Stone goes on with control and delivers a Shining Wizard, Springboard Hurricanranna, Diving Leg Lariat, and attempts a Suplex which Slayton counters with his own Suplex. Slayton takes the match back with a Short-Arm Clothesline, Running Forearm Strike, Sit-Out Facebuster, and Jumping Elbowdrop. Slayton lifts Stone up for a Death Valley Driver which Stone reverses into a Tornado DDT. Stone delivers an Enzuigiri, Disaster Kick, Stone Cutter (Axe Kick), and Shooting Star Elbow Drop. Stone goes to springboard off the second rope and whatever he had planned gets him knocked out of the air courtesy of The Full Effect (Sweet Chin Music), which earns Slayton the victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, DAVID SLAYTON!
Lily Luna: That Full Effect can come out of nowhere, and Acer Stone seems to find that out the hard way.
Chris Pierce: This is not the first encounter between the two, and this is not the first time Slayton kicked Stone out of the air. Acer should perhaps draw up a new gameplan should these two meet again.
"The Phoenix" blares throughout the arena with David Slayton celebrating his victory.
Lily Luna: That's it for us, stay tuned as Mike Vincent and Cole Haywood take over with more AXW action!