Post by Mat on Jan 13, 2019 0:15:31 GMT -5
Saturday, March 4, 2017
Harbour Station
Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada
Episode LXIII
The pyrotechnics display goes off while "Welcome Home" blares throughout the arena.
Mike Vincent: This is the last stop before Collide, this is AXW! I'm Mike Vincent with my broadcast partner, Cole Haywood, and Cole, there's a question on everyone's mind.
Cole Haywood: Is Starla Gardevoir going to show up to the contract signing tonight? If she knows what's good for her, she'll send her signature through the mail.
Mike Vincent: That's later on tonight, right now we have championship action for you.
"Everywhere I Go" starts with flashing while lights.
"Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch)
Everywhere I go
Bitches always know"
Chaz Anix comes out with a gym tee cut to show his mustles slowly with his arms outstretched and his eyes closed
"Wake up!"
Chaz opens his eyes quickly and rips off his shirt and makes his way down to the ring
"Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break up, with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I'm undead
Unfed
Been sleeping on, bunk beds, since ten
So if I don't booze it
I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it
Do it
Get ruined."
Chaz stops at the end of the ramp and flexes then he slides into the ring.
“Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there”
Crest Silver slowly walks out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He walks down a little to the top of the ramp and throws his arms into the air, at which time pyros go off. After this he saunters down to the ring shouting at the crowd ‘Awesome ends in ME!’. He slides under the bottom rope into the ring where he eagerly waits for the match to get under way.
Salvatore Pellegrino: This contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the AXW Xperience Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, accompanied to the ring by "Mr. Lust" Chester Andrews, wrestling out of Miami, Florida, weighing 234 pounds, "Dr. Big Freaking Deal" CHAZ ANIX!
Chaz flexes his muscles.
Salvatore Pellegrino: His opponent, wrestling out of Chicago, Illinois, weighing 241 pounds, he is the defending AXW Xperience Champion, "The King of the Elites" CREST SILVER!
Crest raises his title confidently.
vs. 
A solid back and forth match that sees the two trading strikes and grapples. Notable moves from the champ include a Step-up Enzuigiri, Backstabber, Tree Of Woe - Running Dropkick To The Face, Implant DDT, Double-Arm Backbreaker, Spear, and Russian Leg Sweep followed by a Standing Moonsault. From the challenger we see a Snap Suplex, Wheel kick, Lawn Dart, Ax Kick, Dragon Sleeper, Too Sexy for This (Flat Liner), Sexy Kick (Enziguri). The two end up taking each other out with dual clotheslines, at which point Bobo Sweetcakes has made his way into the arena, carrying a tray of blueberry cheesecake. He hands out pieces of the cake to members of the audience. Chester Andrews looks to take care of Bobo, looking for a clothesline which Bobo ducks, and bonks Chester right on the head with the tray! Bobo slides into the ring and strikes both participants with his tray as well, causing McCormick to throw the match out.
Mike Vincent: Referee Jessie McCormick throws this one out as Bobo Sweetcakes lays out three men with a single baking sheet!
Cole Haywood: And he has no business being out here, he lost to Anix last week and is just showing that he's a sore loser!
The crowd cheers for Bobo, who motions for the Xperience Championship, is handed it, and raises it high.
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Cameras cut backstage where a car is hauling ass into the building. It stops, and emerging from the vehicle is one Trent Mathews, dressed in street clothing, who seems to be both angry and in a hurry. Gina Furlow catches up with him.
Gina Furlow: Trent, Trent! Could I get some quick thoughts--
Trent Mathews: I want revenge. I don't care if it's me by myself up against both those Sons of Bitches, I want to do as much damage as I possibly can to them. So why don't you make yourself useful and tell me where they are.
Gina Furlow: They're not here. They left after their match earlier.
Trent Mathews: Contact them. Tell them that if they have any balls to come find me at Collide, and we'll settle this.
Trent goes back to his car and floors back out of the building.
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The dance and pop-esque opening sound of "Boss Bitch" by the Millionaires begins to play throughout the arena while Lavender and Magenta lazers begin flashing. Just then would the Dominator In Distress herself walks out from behind the curtains, sashaying her way to the top of the ramp with her hand on her hip, the spotlight following her every move.
"I'm the type of girl that your momma never wanna meet
Centerfold in your daddy's hidden magazine
I'm kinda sweet and fake like Splenda
Topless on the beach, you can call me Kendra"
In between this stanza does Rochelle run her hand through her hair and winks while smiling towards the ring.
"But I'm not like the girl next door
Inbetween a cheerleader and a whore
Ra-ra-raw like sushi
Always keep it clean, no douching"
The chorus for the song starts as Rochelle begins to strut down the ramp, swaying her hips as she looks at the capacity crowd.
Salvatore Pellegrino: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, wrestling out of the Hamptons in Long Island, New York, weighing 117 pounds, "The Dominator in Distress" ROCHELLE!
When she reaches ringside, she walks up the steel steps before walking along the ring apron, looking back at the crowd and blows a seductive and alluring kiss. Rochelle steps the bottom and middle ropes to get into the ring, walking to the center and taking a full spin before fluffing her hair up and blowing another kiss.
“Like A Prayer” by Madonna plays through the speakers providing a peppy ambiance. The entire arena goes dark momentarily as “Sister Inferior” Olya Latanya Oglovska enters from the ramp with a pair of opera binoculars in her right hand. Three spotlights highlight various audience members who have striking physical attributes. As Olya walks down to the ramp she fans herself with a bidder paddle.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Her partner, accompanied to the ring by Android 18, wrestling out of Saratov, Russia, weighing 115 pounds, "Sister Inferior" OLYA OGLOVSKA!
Upon reaching the arena floor and within clear eye line of her opponent, all three spotlights converge. Oglovska raises her bidder paddle to indicate she plans on procuring another priceless artifact for her exhibit.
The lights in the arena all turn to red, with the fans in anticipation for whats about to come. After a few seconds of this, "Megitsune" by BABYMETAL takes over the sound system.
As soon as the song plays, the red lights pulse to the beat of the drums with a figure standing in smoke, wearing a robe and a kitsune mask. At the seven second mark of the song, the figure begins to slowly make their way down the ramp. At the fourteen second mark of the song, the figure disrobes and removes their kitsune mask, now walking to the ring at a quicker pace.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Their opponents, first, wrestling out of Hiroshima, Japan, weighing 112 pounds, "Megitsune" KATSUKO NAKAMOTO!
Katsuko makes her way up the steps and hops onto the middle turnbuckle, raising both hands into the air, doing the kitsune hand sign. She steps onto the top rope and front flips into the ring. She walks to her corner and throws strikes at the turnbuckles before her music fades out.
“S-P-I-R-I-T
Spirit!! Let’s hear it!!
S-P-I-R-I-T
Spirit!! Let’s hear it!!”
Blue strobe lights roams around the arena like a trance as the opening tune of "Happy Song” by Bring Me The Horizon blares out of the PA system.
“LET’S GO!”
Out comes Janet Hurricane, her hoodie veil blinding her face. As the tempo gets faster and faster, we see her jumping up and down, still cannot see her face. Once we hear the lyrics, Janet reveals her face to the crowd and starts shadowing punching and kicking, feeling the energy of her theme song. She then starts walking her way to the ring, bopping her head to the music and in her own zone, not giving a damn about the fans’ reaction.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Her partner, wrestling out of Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 120 pounds, she is the AXW Women's Champion, "The Queen of the Ravenous Generation" JANET HURRICANE!
Once she enters the ring, she takes off her hoodie and does a couple of shadow boxing, again feeling the energy of the music before it fades.
vs.
Both teams get together well enough, and everyone is able to get a decent amount of signature moves in. Rochelle tends to stay out of the ring while Janet Hurricane is legal. The match starts to fall apart as Android 18 is egging Katsuko on, to the point where Katsuko hops off the apron and engages in a brawl with her. Olya, who is not legal at this point, hops off the apron and helps out Android. Janet ends up getting distracted by the commotion as her partner is being attacked, which is where Rochelle rolls her up, handful of tights and feet on the ropes, BARELY earning the three.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here are your winners, OLYA OGLOVSKA and ROCHELLE!
Mike Vincent: Rochelle barely steals a win over the Women's Champion in tag team action, meanwhile the It Couple are still beating down Katsuko!
Rochelle gets the hell out of the arena as Janet looks to pursue her, but Brian Sullivan stops her. Brian also then goes towards the brawl where a few other officials have come out to pulls the It Couple away from Katsuko. They check on Katsuko as we head to commercial.
"Remedy" by Seether plays of the P.A. system as the camera pans over the arena stopping at the entrance way as Danny Hall,sporting a fur vest,strolls down to the ring stopping sometimes to yell at children,
Salvatore Pellegrino: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, wrestling out of Camden, Tennessee, weighing 220 pounds, "Mr. Most Hated" DANNY HALL!
then when he gets to the ring he rolls under the bottom rope to sit in the corner then he stands up.....in the corner.
"How Sweet to be an Idiot" by Neil Innes as Cloud comes out of the curtains with one hand on his pocket and the other hand holding a lighter. He flicks the lighter and stares at the flame as if he was in a trance and then he points up at the sky, saying, "Rest in Peace Sensei." Cloud puts the lighter back in his pocket and makes his way to the ring.
Salvatore Pellegrino: His opponent, wrestling out of Los Angeles, California, weighing 210 pounds, CLOUD!
He slaps hands with almost every fans and then later regrets leaving few fans hanging before entering the ring. Cloud then goes to the nearest corner and sits down like Raven, patiently waiting for the match to start
vs. 
Ben Eatr would provide his voice on commentary. Hall starts the match in control, executing moves such as an Enziguri, Double-Arm DDT, Dominator, and Clothesline From Hall(Clotheline from Hell). Danny would bring his attention to Eatr and shout at him, allowing Cloud to get some offense in, including a German Suplex, Reverse DDT, running single leg high knee, Drift Away (Lifting Inverted DDT), and looks to set up an Obscure(Moonlight Drive), but Danny steps out of the way, causing Cloud to do the front flip and land on his ass. Hall executes a Dropkick to Back, Release Powerbomb, and Shot Heard Round The World(Superkick). Hall lifts Cloud up for a Hallway to Hell (Roode Bomb), but Cloud slips out and hits his own superkick, The Raining God Syndrome. Hall rolls out of the ring to collect himself. Cloud takes the bait and goe sout after, and is met with a punch to the gut, before being thrown into Ben Eatr. Hall gets Cloud back into the ring and traps him in a Paradox(Crossface Chickenwing), earning a submission victory.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here is your winner by submission, DANNY HALL!
Mike Vincent: Danny Hall with a tough fought victory over Cloud, but not without playing mind games with his opponent at Collide.
Cole Haywood: Danny Hall is the 2016 Male Wrestler of the Year for a reason, this guy is smarter than a lot may give him credit for.
Ben Eatr is quick to try to get into the ring but Danny Hall is already making his way up the ramp. Danny signals he will be getting his championship back before we go backstage.
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Luke Mathews is in his office, when his door slams open and an angry Katsuko Nakamoto, with April Maeda approach the desk.
April Maeda: I'm so sorry, Mr. Mathews, but she insisted on coming in here. I tried talking her out of it, but she really wants a match against Olya Oglovska and Android 18 at Collide.
Luke Mathews: One versus two? So, you're telling me she wants a handicap match where she is unfavorable?
Katsuko Nakamoto: HAI!!!
April Maeda: That means yes.
Katsuko Nakamoto: ANY THING GOES!
April Maeda: She wants it to be an Anything Goes Match as well.
Luke Mathews: Yes, I was able to understand that part. I'd rather not put you in this kind of match--
Katsuko Nakamoto: SORE O YARU!!!
Luke Mathews: --but if you're this passionate about it, I guess I'll grant you the match.
Katsuko Nakamoto: Arigatō.
Katsuko sotrms back out of the room.
April Maeda: She said thanks. Sorry for the abrupt entrance.
April leaves the room.
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As the opening of "300 Violin Orchestra" by Jorge Quintero hits, a somber orange hue develops the top of the ramp, almost like a nice sunset. Two small cannons rise up on either side of the ramp and they fire off a round of exploding white pyros with a BOOM. The song picks up as the crowd already begins clapping and stomping their feet to the emerging Notch who bobs his head to the music with a grin.
Salvatore Pellegrino: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, wrestling out of West Scranton, Pennsylvania, weighing 222 pounds, "Vitamin N" THE NOTCH!
He makes his way to the ring, slapping hands with the fans as he goes. He stops half way down the ramp and rubs a pair of dice together. With a carefree toss they are flung forward as an orange pyro blast explodes. The Notch, with a focused look on his face, continues his way down the ramp, and gets floored by Sean Black! Sean stomps away at The Notch, and slams his head against the ramp. Several officials rush down to prevent anything more, but Sean Black shouts "I'LL SEE YOU AT COLLIDE!"
Mike Vincent: A heinous attack by Sean Black, while the Notch gets medical attention we;re going to take a commercial break.
We return backstage where The Notch is walking down a hallway, holding an ice pack to his head. Max Kilburne approaches him.
The Notch: Sorry bud, but I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to stoop to his level. My actions at Collide will speak for me.
The Notch carries on and we head back to ringside.
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"Hear Me Now" plays throughout the arena and Malcolm M. Mitchell makes his way to the stage. He takes a moment to taunt, throwing shadow punches, then runs his hands through his hair and flicks the water off his hands, keeping his arms spread with his head up, soaking in the reaction from the crowd.
Salvatore Pellegrino: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, wrestling out of Riviera Beach, Florida, weighing 214 pounds, MALCOLM M. MITCHELL!
He walks down to the ring with confidence in every step. Malcolm enters the ring, climbs to the second turnbuckle, and does the same taunt he did on the stage.
The opening beat of "ultranumb" by Blue Stahli as the crowd goes in a frenzy, hyped to see the arrival of "The World Warrior" The cameras focused on the countdown clock shown in the titantron while we hear a voice say, "Ultranumb"
"THREE. THREe, THRee, THree,Three
"TWO, TWO., two two
ONE"
"YOU WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW"
The lights starts to flicker before coming back to normal as as Justin Wyndham and TO'A aka Lethal Weapons comes out of the curtains. Justin bends down in one knee and looks at this imaginary watch, similar to CM Punk. TO'A is beside him with his signature towel drenched in blood and wrapped around his neck as he is looking down at the ground.
Salvatore Pellegrino: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by AXW Tag Team Champion TO'A, wrestling out of Cloverleaf, Texas, weighing 210 pounds, AXW Tag Team Champion, "The World Warrior" JUSTIN WYNDHAM!
Justin does the cutthroat before getting up. Justin runs full speed to the ring and then around the ring, hyping up the fans while TO'A slowly makes his way down the ring, still not showing his face. Justin then slides into the ring and then bang his head to the nearest turnbuckle, hyping himself up before looking back at the crowd with a sick smile as TO'A walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. Justin then climbs at the turnbuckle and does the cuthroat sign before getting off while TO'A throws his towel on the mat and does a battle cry before the theme fades
vs. 
After the opening feeling out process, Wyndham takes control and delivers moves like a Tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown, Tiger Suplex, full Nelson Slam, Hammerfist, and Palm thrust to the throat. The tides would change when Wyndham ran the ropes and was struck by a Dropkick from Mitchell. Mitchell starts hitting moves such as Jumping Shoulder Jawbreaker, T-Bone Suplex, Jumping Calf Kick, Sit-out Spinebuster, Double Knee Drop to the chest. Wyndham would reverse an irish whip and send Mitchell to the corner, following up with a running Dropkick. Wyndham starts to really pick up with a Bound for Glory(360° corkscrew back elbow smash), The Suicide Blonde (Daniel Bryan’s Inazuma Leg Lariat.), and Global Phenomena (Swinging side slam backbreaker). Wyndham throws a clothesline which Mitchell ducks, and promptly lifts Wyndham up for a Blue Thunder Bomb. Mitchell clotheslines Wyndham out of the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle, diving to the floor with a Moonsault to the standing Wyndham. Mitchell rolls Wyndham back into the ring and climbs back up to the top rope, and comes off with Death From Above (Red Arrow), that misses as Wyndham dodges the attack. Wyndham now heads to the top rope and one up's Mitchell's moonsault with an Olympic Splash (Double Moonsault). Wyndham executes a Kenka Kick(Standing Big Boot to the head), and tops it off with a Doomsday Driver(Davari’s WMD Driver) to earn victory.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here is your winner, JUSTIN WYNDHAM!
Mike Vincent: Justin Wyndham is victorious after an incredible match with Malcolm M. Mitchell.
Cole Haywood: Meanwhile, Malcolm continues to lose, further proving Duncan Aries' statement that he doesn't need him.
Lethal Weapons celebrate the win with their titles in the ring, before cutting to a quick ad-break.
"Still Counting" is already part way through the song, with Luke Mathews stood in the ring, table and chairs set up for a contract signing.
Luke Mathews: Ladies and gentlemen, at Collide we will see Damien Steele defend his AXW Championship against a returning Starla Gardevoir. Damien has requested this formal contract signing, so at this time please welcome your AXW Champion, Damien Steele!
The lights all go out and "Miseria Cantare" by AFI starts as a single spotlight shines on the entrance as Damien Steele is standing in the entrance hair in front of his face as at the 45 second mark of the song. Damien flips his hair back and starts to walk down to the ring, as the words of the song start.
LOVE... YOUR HATE...
Damien Steele makes no connection to any fans that might be throwing insults his way, almost as if he is only focused on the ring, and more specifically his opponent.
YOUR... FAITH LOST...
Steele reaches the ring as he walks around to the steps.
YOU... ARE NOW...
Damien waits at the bottom of the steps.
ONE... OF US...
A wicked smile comes across his face as the words of the song repeat again just a little bit faster this time.
LOVE... YOUR HATE... YOUR... FAITH LOST... YOU... ARE NOW... ONE... OF US...
Steele takes one step up the steps, till he reaches the top step and wipes his feet before entering the ring.
Damien grabs the contract, sits down in his chair, kicks his feet up on the table, and signs the contract, before tossing it back onto the table.
Luke Mathews: And now please welcome the challenger, the returning Starla Gardevoir!
The lights in the arena go out, one by one, until the entire arena is blanketed in complete darkness. A few seconds pass of this, the crowd cheering loudly, eagerly awaiting whatever is going to come next. The JumboTron comes to life with a neon pink butterfly, slowly flapping its wings against darkness. With every flap of its wings, the arena lights pulse. The flapping gets faster and faster, until finally, the butterfly explodes into glitter. When it does, a stage-wide blast of pink and purple pyro explodes across the stage and as the screen fills with the words "Stutterfly" Starla Gardevoir, "Endless Possibility" by Jaret Reddick begins playing over the sound system!
This is my escape
I'm running through this world
And I'm not looking back
The crowd explodes in a flurry of cheers. Moments pass, but Starla Gardevoir does not come out, and her music fades. Back in the ring, Damien Steele tosses the chairs out of the ring.
Damien Steele: Come on Starla! Come down to this ring! This is what you wanted, isn't it? You wanted this match and now you're running scared! This is exactly what I expected...
The crowd starts cheering. Damien is confused as to why, until he turns around to the far apron and receives a springboard 343 Guilty Spark (Tornado DDT) from Starla Gardevoir! Starla removes the contract from the table to set Damien up on it, then heads to the top rope where she leaps off with a R.R.O.D. [Red Ring of Death] (Swanton Bomb) through the table! Starla grabs the contract, signs it, and tosses it onto the body of Steele. Starla picks up the AXW Championship, takes a good look at it, and slowly raises it into the air, as we fade to black.