Post by Mat on Jan 13, 2019 0:24:51 GMT -5
Saturday, April 1, 2017
Augusta Civic Center
Augusta, Maine
Episode LX
Pyro blasts from the stage before cameras pan across the crowd.
Lily Luna: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in to the Alternative! I'm Lily Luna joined by Chris Pierce, and we're coming off an incredible event that was Collide.
Chris Pierce: Lots of great matches that happened at Collide, and more great matches here tonight.
"Rocketman" starts with all of the lights out with some smoke and one spotlight
"She packed my bags last night pre flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high, as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone"
Then a hooded figure shows up and waits at the spotlight.
"And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone"
Ben raises his arms simultaneously taking off his cape and walks to the ring.
Jen Brunelli: This opening contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Mason City, Iowa, weighing 223 pounds, he is the AXW Light Heavyweight Champion, BEN "ROCKET MAN" EATR!
"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as Hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you didn't
And all this science, I don't understand
It's just my job, five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man"
On beat with the song Ben climbs the apron and jumps on the turnbuckle.
"And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone"
Ben keeps his arms up then jumps into the ring.
"Now, I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time"
"Falling Away from me" starts as "The Chicago Cyclone" walks out with an angry look on his face, he struts down to the ring
Jen Brunelli: His opponent, wrestling out of Chicago, Illinois, weighing 229 pounds, "The Chicago Cyclone" CARLY BENGLY!
then he walks to the turnbuckle, and slaps it and slides into the ring.
vs. 
The larger Bengly starts off in control executing some Lariats and a Big Boot. He traps Eatr in a Full Nelson but Eatr slips out. Eatr's able to gain control with moves like a Sling blade, Running knee, and Snapmare driver. Eatr would look to attack Bengly off the top rope but is caught with Chicago Style (Chokeslam). Bengly delivers moves like a Handspring Cutter, Lifting DDT, and Sit-Down Powerbomb. Bengly would dive off the top rope for a Diving Headbutt but Eatr would move out of the way, immediately planting Bengly with Space Out (Future shock DDT) for the victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, BEN EATR!
Lily Luna: Ben Eatr's momentum continues to roll with a win over Danny Hall at Collide and puts Carl Bengly away tonight.
Chris Pierce: And he's also less than two weeks away from claiming the longest single reign record as Light Heavyweight Champion.
Ben is awarded his championship. He celebrates with it before heading backstage.
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Backstage, Danny Hall is present.
Danny Hall: What happened at Collide is not going to deter me. Make no mistake, the Light Heavyweight Division is my division, but unfortunately, I'm out of shots for my title. So now the question everyone is asking is "what's next for Danny Hall?" The answer to that is simple...
Danny motions the cameraman to step closer to him.
Danny Hall: ...stay tuned.
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"Danger! High Voltage" starts as Allyson Hydecker comes jogging out lip syncing to the Electric Six tune while slapping hands
Jen Brunelli: This next contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Appleton, Wisconsin, weighing 156 pounds, "The Punk Rock Rebel" ALLYSON HYDECKER!
then she gets to the ring and slides in, gets on one knee, and throws her arms up
After seven seconds from the beginning of the song, Viola steps forward on the stage. She blows kisses to the crowd. She then makes her way to the ring while slapping the fans' hands, hugging some of the kids on the way.
Jen Brunelli: Her opponent, wrestling out of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing 102 pounds, VIOLA HILLS!
Viola slides into the ring and poses for the crowd, who cheer for her. She then turns to the stage, hyped for her match.
vs. 
The two shake hands before the match begins. With a fifty plus pound weight advantage, Hydecker starts the match in control, delivering moves like a Lifting DDT, Jawbreaker, Discus Big Boot, and Suplex. Hydecker attempts a Fire Starter (Standing Double Foot Stomp) which Hills dodges, taking control with The Bombshell (Flying forearm smash). Hills continues her offense with a Slingshot Atomic drop, Springboard leg drop, Hurricanrana, Diving Back Elbow, and Somersault Senton. Hydecker ends up taking control back with a 93 Comeback Tour (Two Clotheslines followed by a Running Neckbreaker), following up with a Record Smash (Running Single Leg Dropkick) before trying to set up a Wisconsin Deck (Running Double Knees to the face of a cornered opponent), which Hills avoids. Hills climbs to the top rope and dives off, but Hydecker catches her, re-positions her, and drives her down with Greetings from Appleton (Running Death Vally Driver) for the victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, ALLYSON HYDECKER!
Lily Luna: A great battle of two rising stars, unfortunately for Viola Hills she receives her first loss in AXW.
Chris Pierce: Congratulations to Allyson Hydecker, great things are in store for both of these women.
Allyson celebrates a little before helping Hills to her feet.The two show good sportsmanship before we head to commercial.
Backstage, Gina Furlow is with Starla Gardevoir.
Gina Furlow: Starla, clearly not the way you wanted to come back to AXW, where do you go from here?
Starla Gardevoir: Honestly I am heartbroken. This was a moment ten months in the making and I couldn't get it done. Everything I do from this point forward is to get back in position as AXW Champion. What I do next exactly, I'm unsure. But I assure you, Starla Gardevoir will be AXW Champion once again.
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"The World is Yours" by Nas plays throughout the arena. A man steps out onto the stage. He drops to a knee and raises a fist into the air with the utmost confidence. He stands up and begins to walk down the ramp with swagger.
Jen Brunelli: This next contest is an AXW Double Debut Match set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Manhattan Beach, California, weighing 199 pounds, EVAN SARBANI!
Evan high fives any fans who may be holding their hand out as he turns towards the ring steps. He steps up to the third step then to the apron, before hopping onto the corner. His right foot on the middle rope and left foot on the top rope, he confidently raises his arm once again. He grabs the top rope and sort of in-air cartwheels into the ring. He walks to the camera side set of rope and steps onto the bottom rope with his right foot and middle rope with his left foot, looking around at the crowd and nodding his head to the music. He steps down and removes any accessories he may be wearing before the match starts.
Lily Luna: This man Evan Sarbani comes to us from California, where he has spent time wrestling on the independent circuit before enlisting to the Xperience Center in LA for some further knowledge.
Chris Pierce: Looking forward to seeing what he can do.
The lights go dim, with the spotlight focused on him. He walks slowly until he reaches the top of the ramp. At the 32 second mark, the lights go out
"I'll cut out the broken hearts down union avenue
Let the streets run red with my revenge
You can't fake apologies for everything you do
You can't repay the price that's on your head
The price that's on your head"
The lights quickly come back to full brightness, revealing him with his arms outstretched by his sides. He begins walking down the ramp, never breaking eye contact with his opponent.
Jen Brunelli: His opponent, wrestling out of Las Vegas, weighing 235 pounds, "The Anti-Hero" DAVID X!
He reaches the steel steps, David climbs them and stands on the apron. He looks to his right, then to his left. David then turns to his opponent and gets in the ring. He stands by his corner and waits for the bell to ring.
Lily Luna: David X meanwhile is a former amateur wrestler turned pro, a former world champion as well.
Chris Pierce: World class athlete, I'm looking forward to seeing who's gonna step up here.
vs. 
X takes control to start the match off, and delivers moves like a Forearm smash, Lariat, Overhead belly to belly suplex, and Pendulum Backbreaker. Sarbani takes control with a Spinning Back Kick, Hurricanrana, Overhead Kick, Swinging Neckbreaker, and Kneet (Running Knee Strike to side of the head). X hits Sarbani with a gnarly Headbutt that gives him control back. X delivers a Triple X (Three Consecutive German Suplexes), before nailing Sarbani with an X-Kick (Sweet Chin Music) that sees a pinfall win.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, DAVID X!
Lily Luna: David X wins with what he calls the X-Kick, an impressive first showing for him here in AXW.
Chris Pierce: If he can continue on with wins like this, he;ll be a champion in no time.
David has his arm raised by Jessie McCormick. David exits the ring and makes his way back up the ramp while "Ghost Town" plays him out.
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Max Kilburne is backstage.
Max Kilburne: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm joined by David Slayton. David, can I get your thoughts after your loss at Collide?
David Slayton: Losses happen, I'm not bothered by it. If anything, I respect that Destiny Maverick is able to make herself known. I'll just say that if we cross paths again, she's not gonna be so fortunate the next time around.
Max Kilburne: Where does David Slayton go from here?
David Slayton: Ideally, back on top as AXW Champion. I know there's a lot of people gunning for that opportunity, so hopefully I can be the one to sneak by everyone.
The tune for Ghetto King starts up as The first words are spoken from behind the curtain walks out Mr Gives No Fucks, Quentin Rage. His eyes always looking around him as he walks to the ring bad mouthing people and threatening to smack any fans that try to touch him. Rage waits on the ramp as his music stops and Riot by Bullet For My Valentine kicks in.
Chopper walks out with a serious look on his face. He heads down to meet Rage, carrying his trademark metal chain with him. Chopper threatens to hit a fan with the chain as they make their way to the ring.
Jen Brunelli: This next tag team contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 525 pounds, the team of Chopper and Quentin Rage, S.O.B.!
The pair get into the ring and climb the ring posts and then flip the bird to the fans as the boos get louder. S.O.B ignore the boos from the fans and get ready for the match to start.
The lights change to a blue hue, with two masked men emerging from the back. They go to the ends of the stage to get the crowd fired up, before meeting back in the middle and making their way down the ramp.
Jen Brunelli: Their opponents, making their AXW Debut, wrestling out of Japan, at a combined weight of 411 pounds, Kaminari and Inazuma, THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!
Lily Luna: The former EWS tag team making a surprise visit to AXW.
Chris Pierce: These poor souls should have picked a better day to drop by, they'll probably be leaving in pieces after this one...
vs. 
A short lived match as S.O.B. dominate the light heavyweights, concluding the match with Toast This (Super Colider) for the victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here are your winners, S.O.B.!
Lily Luna: Certainly aren't paid by the hour are S.O.B., very quick work of Thunder and Lightning.
Chris Pierce: Thanks for the visit Thunder and Lightning, hope you guys enjoy your stay at the local hospital.
After the match, S.O.B. deliver one more Toast This for good measure.
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Backstage, Bobo Sweetcakes is with Brad Adams.
Bobo Sweetcakes: ...and you wanna make sure you frost it like this, make sure it's all even. Also, don't use gluten-free frosting.
Brad Adams: Are you ever gonna get over that? I have a legitimate allergy.
Bobo Sweetcakes: It's all in your head, man. Here, I'll settle it once and for all.
Bobo picks up a piece of cake.
Brad Adams: No.. no no no no, Bobo n-
Bobo shoves a piece of cake into his mouth.
Bobo Sweetcakes: Let the sweet taste of gluten flow through you. Let's put an end to this gluten-free fetish.
Bobo starts to move Brad's jaw up and down to get him to chew the cake. Brad's eyes widen and he quickly goes off frame.
Bobo Sweetcakes: I'll just assume he thinks it's so delicious he's going to go tell all his friends. Wait, does he have friends?
Bobo takes time to ponder that as we head back to ringside.
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The opening sound of the theme "Tokyo Drift" blared throughout the P.A. System as Chae-won walked out onto the stage, before taking a full spin before shooting an X sign in front of her herself with her forearms.
"I wonder if you know
How it is in Tokyo
If you seen it, then you need it
and you know you have to go
Tyaokaooo Drift, Drift, Drift
Tyaokaooo Drift, Drift, Drift"
With a sarcastic smile on her face, Chae-won puts her arms out wide, before strolling down the ramp with an arrogant smirk, eyeing the fans around her on her way.
Jen Brunelli: This tag team contest is your Alternative Main Event set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Brooklyn, New York by way of Seoul, South Korea, weighing 107 pounds, "The Korean Joshi Princess" CHAE-WON LEE!
When she got to the ring, she climbed up on the apron, using it to wipe her shoes off before entering the ring. Finally, little Lee took a lap around the ring before taking a full spin and putting up the X with her forearms in front of her chest.
All the lights in the arena cut out as the opening beats of Pretty Girls by Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea kicks in. Blue flashing lights start strobing throughout the whole arena in time with the beat of the music. Deva appears on the staging and poses there for a few seconds before heading down the ramp with an arogant smile upon her face.
Jen Brunelli: Her partner, wrestling out of Orlando, Florida, weighing 135 pounds, DEVA!
She then climbs onto the apron and shake her hips a little in time with the music before getting into the ring and preparing for her match.
"OooowoahOooWoooah"
The opening line of "Cloud Nine" blared throughout the P.A. System when Alundra walked out to the top of the stage of the AXW arena, striking a few sly poses as her music continued to play.
"If you want to live, let live
If you want to go, let go
I'm never afraid to dream to sleep, sleep forever
"I don't need to touch the sky
I just want to feel the high
And you refuse to let me"
The Korean Assassin would then strut down the ramp, slapping a few hands as she embraced the crowd's effervescent atmosphere
Jen Brunelli: Their opponents, first, accompanied to the ring by "The Seductive Spy" Sylvia, wrestling out of Brooklyn, New York by way of Seoul, South Korea, weighing 120 pounds, "The Korean Assassin" ALUNDRA-YOON LEE!
before walking up the steel slips and going the ring along, turning her head back to blow a kiss. She puts up a peace sign as she turns her body out, sliding over the middle rope and into the ring. Alundra then perches herself up on the second turnbuckle, putting a revolver sign above her chest with her index fingers and blowing it off before jumping off the ropes, planting her feet back on the mat.
Suddenly, the area would go completely dark, except for the Alternatron showing rapidly-spinning barbed wire.
"I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins
Never did I wanna be here again
And I don't remember why I came"
The sound of "Voodoo" by Godsmack would play through the PA system as Lizzy Knoxxx walked out to the stage, looking around at the cheering crowd with a sadistic smile on her face, eyes almost bulging out of the sockets, before shooting up her arms to cross her wrists. She would then walk down the ramp, whipping her hair from side to side with a sick grin on her face
Jen Brunelli: Her partner, wrestling out of New Brunswick, New Jersey, weighing 121 pounds, "Crazy" LIZZY KNOXXX!
before sliding into the ring and rises up to walk to the nearest turnbuckle. She would climb to its second rung before slightly hunced over and whips her hair back, throws her hands up to make their cross at the wrist again before jumping off the turnbuckle to her feet.
vs.
Action packed back and forth contest where just about every major move from each participant's moveset is delivered. The conclusion of the match sees Alundra-Yoon pin Chae-Won after a To Go Box [Rolling Hurricanrana Pin].
Jen Brunelli: Here are your winners, LIZZY KNOXXX and ALUNDRA-YOON LEE!
Lily Luna: A good win tonight for Lizzy Knoxxx and Alundra-Yoon Lee.
Chris Pierce: And getting pinned by her sister is gonna be frustrating to Chae-Won.
Matt Baker raises the hands of the winners who celebrate the win.
Lily Luna: Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned for more AXW action here on ION!