Post by Mat on Jan 13, 2019 0:29:00 GMT -5
Saturday, April 8, 2017
SNHU Arena
Manchester, New Hampshire
Episode LXI
"Skeletons" continues blaring throughout the arena as pyro blasts from the stage.
Lily Luna: Welcome to The Alternative! I'm Lily Luna joined by Chris Pierce, and we're going to get right into the action.
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" plays and when the whole band enters, Jesus Lorenzo makes his out from the back.
Jen Brunelli: This opening contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 229 pounds, JESUS LORENZO!
He walks a brisk pace to the ring, slides in and climbs the turnbuckle, using his left hand to smack his elbow, referencing his WWJD finisher.
The lights go dim, with the spotlight focused on him. He walks slowly until he reaches the top of the ramp. At the 32 second mark, the lights go out
"I'll cut out the broken hearts down union avenue
Let the streets run red with my revenge
You can't fake apologies for everything you do
You can't repay the price that's on your head
The price that's on your head"
The lights quickly come back to full brightness, revealing him with his arms outstretched by his sides. He begins walking down the ramp, never breaking eye contact with his opponent.
Jen Brunelli: His opponent, wrestling out of Las Vegas, weighing 235 pounds, "The Anti-Hero" DAVID X!
He reaches the steel steps, David climbs them and stands on the apron. He looks to his right, then to his left. David then turns to his opponent and gets in the ring. He stands by his corner and waits for the bell to ring.
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A hard hitting affair, Jesus especially stepping up looking to earn some wins. Jesus focuses on the head and neck of X throughout the match, executing moves like Forearm Strikes, Roundhouse Kick, Rope Assisted Swinging Neckbreaker, Brainbuster, Jesus-Lock DDT (Devil Lock DDT). X's offense also doesn't hold back as he delivers maneuvers including Lariat, Overhead belly to belly suplex, Backhand chops, Pendulum Backbreaker, Springboard clothesline, Triple X (Three Consecutive German Suplexes). The conclusion of the match sees Jesus winding up for WWJD (Rolling Elbow), only for X to catch his arm and swiftly bring him to the mat, locking him in X-Cross (Crippler Crossface), Jesus reluctantly submitting.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, DAVID X!
Lily Luna: David X with a big submission win over Jesus Lorenzo.
Chris Pierce: His win-loss record might not be too great, but Jesus Lorenzo is no slouch in that ring, and this is indeed an impressive win for David X.
X has his arm raised by Shane Gates. X exits the ring and backs up the ramp.
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We cut backstage to the interview set, where Renee Peltier is with Ben Eatr.
Renee Peltier: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is the AXW Light Heavyweight Champion, Ben Eatr. Ben, tonight on AXW we're going to find out who your next challenger will be. Of all the light heavyweights on the roster is there anyone you're most looking forward to facing?
Ben Eatr: I'll face anyone, Renee. It really makes no difference to me who it is, so long as I can get a competitive match out of them. Since winning this championship, I have become nearly unstoppable. If someone thinks they can stop me and take this title from me, then that's the person I want to face, because that's the person I'm going to have the best match with.
Renee Peltier: Thanks, Ben. Number One Contendership match coming later on on AXW, let's head back to ringside.
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The opening riffs of 'Pour Some Sugar on me' hits, and the arena goes dark with a single pink spotlight near the entrance. As the drums hit, Bobo comes out, flashing a bright smile, wearing a black pinstriped Chef's apron over his pink and black tights. He holds a tray in his hands which naturally contains samples of his cakes, that he baked to perfection.
Jen Brunelli: This next contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Skaneateles, New York, weighing 238 pounds, "The Master Pâtissier" BOBO SWEETCAKES!
He proceeds to feed the samples to the fans at ringside before sliding the tray underneath the ring. He climbs into the ring and throws his apron to the crowd.
"Brass Monkey" starts as Billy comes out in colorful shades and starts dancing and fist bumping fans while making his way to the ring,
Jen Brunelli: His opponent, wrestling out of The Party Bus, Florida, weighing 203 pounds, "The Florida Party Animal" BILLY HARRINGTON!
then he slides into the ring and does the "cabbage patch" dance into the corner.
vs. 
A more one sided affair with Bobo getting most of the offense, which includes Head Fake into a Lariat takedown, Tree of Woe + Stalling Low Dropkick, German Suplex + Dragon Suplex + Tiger Suplex, Leapfrog evasion into Sunset Flip, Dough Toss (Release Gutwrench Suplex on turnbuckle), Double Underhook Backbreaker. Billy would catch Bobo off guard by executing a Beefbuster (Spinning Double-Handed Chokebuster). After executing the move, Billy starts dancing. Bobo gets to his feet, and decides to join in on the fun, before nailing Billy with IDT (It's Dessert Time) (Jumping Spinning Hook Kick, with theatrics) for the victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, BOBO SWEETCAKES!
Lily Luna: Bobo Sweetcakes looking to get back on track after unsuccessfully challenging for the Xperience Championship, and it happens at the expense of Billy Harrington.
Chris Pierce: Billy perhaps is too much of a free spirit, he needs to stay focused in that ring and not break out into dance, especially against a competitor of the caliber of Bobo Sweetcakes.
"Pour Some Sugar on Me" replays with Bobo having his arm raised by Jessie McCormick. Bobo exits the ring and high fives fans on his way out, while a coming to Billy Harrington rolls out of the ring and dances dazedly with the fans.
We return backstage.
Max Kilburne: Joining me now is Viola Hills. Viola, how are you feeling after your first loss?
Viola Hills: I know I'm not going to win them all, so I'm not too upset by it. I'll study what went wrong and improve myself, and hopefully pick more wins up going forward. I have no ill will towards Allyson Hydecker, however if she's down for it, I'd like another match against her.
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"Cut the Cord" starts as Micheal walks out and drops down to one knee and holds up his arms then Bray walks out in his hat and coat and puts his hands on Mike's shoulders and slaps them, then Micheal stands and they both walk down
Jen Brunelli: This next contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by "The Krazy Karny" Bray Coleman, wrestling out of Hoboken, New Jersey, weighing 245 pounds, MICHAEL VEAGA!
then Bray crouches down to remove his hat then his coat and he runs into the ring and lays on the mat staring at his opponent(s) while Micheal climbs up to the apron and climbs to the second rope and does a warrior shout while pounding his chest, then he jumps down to the ring.
The tune for Ghetto King starts up as The first words are spoken from behind the curtain walks out Mr Gives No Fucks, Quentin Rage. His eyes always looking around him as he walks to the ring bad mouthing people and threatening to smack any fans that try to touch him. He gets to the ring and he actually walks all the way around the ring on the outside as he mouths off to all the fans that try to bad mouth him before he wipes his feet on the concrete below as he then rolls in the ring as he gets up and goes to the closest corner as he just lays back and gets checked by the referee. He still mouths off to the fans as the referee.
Jen Brunelli: His opponent, wrestling out of Lonsdale Community in Knoxville, Tennessee, weighing 245 pounds, QUENTIN RAGE!
He throws his hands up in the air as the fans boo him be he looks like he enjoys the boos as if they were cheers. He then stands and watches the entrance for his opponent fist clenched at his side.
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Both men even in the weight department, however Veaga has an advantage being a full foot taller than Rage, or so he would think. Rage is able to cut the tall man down and is able to execute moves like a German Release Suplex, Superman Punch, Underhook DDT, pump handle power slam, Stalling suplex. Veaga is able to put up a fight against Rage, with moves like a Shoulder Block, Military Press Slam, Running Powerslam, Strongman Spinebuster (Spinebuster). The 7'3" strongman tries for his Oh My? (Standing Moonsault), but Rage gets his knees up. Rage doesn't hesitate to follow up with Awaken The Rage Inside (Knockout Spinning Backfist) to earn a pinfall victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, QUENTIN RAGE!
Lily Luna: An intriguing team is S.O.B., as the other member is usually not ringside for singles matches.
Chris Pierce: Well, I'm not sure S.O.B. would consider themselves to be a tag team, rather two guys who happen to get along and have a common goal: hurt people.
Bray Coleman drags his partner out of the ring and gets him to the back before any more harm can be done.
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We return to Max Kilburne.
Max Kilburne: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm now with Allyson Hydecker. Allyson, moments ago Viola Hills challenged you to another match, your response?
Allyson Hydecker: I'm down. Viola's a cool chick, win or lose it's going to be a great match with no hard feelings at the end of it. I'm sure afterwards we'll even get pizza or something.
Max Kilburne: It's official, Allyson Hydecker and Viola Hills will square off once again next week. More action coming your way after this commercial break.
All the lights in the arena cut out as the opening beats of Pretty Girls by Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea kicks in. Blue flashing lights start strobing throughout the whole arena in time with the beat of the music. Deva appears on the staging and poses there for a few seconds before heading down the ramp with an arogant smile upon her face.
Jen Brunelli: This next contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Orlando, Florida, weighing 135 pounds, DEVA!
She then climbs onto the apron and shake her hips a little in time with the music before getting into the ring and preparing for her match.
Suddenly, the area would go completely dark, except for the Alternatron showing rapidly-spinning barbed wire.
"I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins
Never did I wanna be here again
And I don't remember why I came"
The sound of "Voodoo" by Godsmack would play through the PA system as Lizzy Knoxxx walked out to the stage, looking around at the cheering crowd with a sadistic smile on her face, eyes almost bulging out of the sockets, before shooting up her arms to cross her wrists.
Jen Brunelli: Her opponent, wrestling out of New Brunswick, New Jersey, weighing 121 pounds, "Crazy" LIZZY KNOXXX!
She would then walk down the ramp, whipping her hair from side to side with a sick grin on her face before sliding into the ring and rises up to walk to the nearest turnbuckle. She would climb to its second rung before slightly hunced over and whips her hair back, throws her hands up to make their cross at the wrist again before jumping off the turnbuckle to her feet.
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Deva's offense includes a Falling Inverted DDT, Full Nelson Bomb, Double Handed Chokebomb, Wheelbarrow Stunner, Running Bulldog into the second turnbuckle, Split Legged Moonsault. Some moves from Lizzy include Kick Variations, Arm-Trap Neckbreaker, Monkey Flip, XXX Cutter [Rolling Cutter], Rounding Off to X [Tiger Feint Kick], Suplex. Deva ends up rolling Lizzy up, hand full of tights and feet on the ropes for the victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, DEVA!
Lily Luna: Deva steals the win tonight, unfortunately Brian Sullivan was out of position to see the feet on the ropes.
Chris Pierce: Lizzy Knoxxx of course will not be happy with this loss.
Deva immediately exits the ring, and exits the arena satisfied with her win.
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Backstage, Brad Adams is standing by with Danny Hall.
Brad Adams: Brad Adams here, and I'm joined by Danny Hall. Danny, last week it seemed you were going to align with Crest Silver, instead you attacked him. Can you shed some light on the situation?
Danny Hall: I figured it'd be obvious, I want the Xperience Championship. I'm going to win the Xperience Championship, and I'm going to become AXW Champion. I don't care about Crest Silver, I don't care about his cult following, all I care about are those hunks of metal and leather called championships, and as a two-time AXW Light Heavyweight Champion, I'm looking to add to my collection.
Danny walks off.
Brad Adams: Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for the Alternative Main Event.
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“Like A Prayer” by Madonna plays through the speakers providing a peppy ambiance. The entire arena goes dark momentarily as “Sister Inferior” Olya Latanya Oglovska enters from the ramp with a pair of opera binoculars in her right hand. Three spotlights highlight various audience members who have striking physical attributes. As Olya walks down to the ramp she fans herself with a bidder paddle.
Jen Brunelli: This contest is your Alternative Main Event set for one fall! Introducing first, wrestling out of Saratov, Russia, weighing 115 pounds, "Sister Inferior" OLYA OGLOVSKA!
Upon reaching the arena floor and within clear eye line of her opponent, all three spotlights converge. Oglovska raises her bidder paddle to indicate she plans on procuring another priceless artifact for her exhibit.
The lights in the arena all turn to red, with the fans in anticipation for whats about to come. After a few seconds of this, "Megitsune" by BABYMETAL takes over the sound system.
As soon as the song plays, the red lights pulse to the beat of the drums with a figure standing in smoke, wearing a robe and a kitsune mask. At the seven second mark of the song, the figure begins to slowly make their way down the ramp. At the fourteen second mark of the song, the figure disrobes and removes their kitsune mask, now walking to the ring at a quicker pace.
Jen Brunelli: Her opponent, wrestling out Hiroshima, Japan, weighing 112 pounds, "Megitsune" KATSUKO NAKAMOTO!
Katsuko makes her way up the steps and hops onto the middle turnbuckle, raising both hands into the air, doing the kitsune hand sign. She steps onto the top rope and front flips into the ring. She walks to her corner and throws strikes at the turnbuckles before her music fades out.
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These two don't hold much back, some of the notable moves from Olya include Sombo Suplex, Dragon Suplex, Figure-Four Headlock, Hair Biel, Sombo Knee Bar, Open Palm Slap, Rolling Fireman's Carry Slam, Fisherwoman's Suplex. Some of Katsuko's notable maneuvers are Roundhouse Kick, Octopus Stretch, Double Knee Armbreaker, Brainbuster, Hātosutoppā (Kairi Hojo-style Diving Elbow Drop), Spinning Back Fist, Tiger Suplex, Megitsune Kick (Bakatare Sliding Kick). Katsuko would attempt a Crescent Moon (Running Curved Corner Yakuza Kick), but Olya would move out of the way and roll Katsuko up. Katsuko rolls through, however, and gets to her feet, and spits blue mist into the face of Olya, which ends the match in disqualification.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner by disqualification, OLYA OGLOVSKA!
Lily Luna: Katsuko Nakamoto spitting that blue substance into the face of Olya Oglovska, what is that?
Chris Pierce: I'm not entirely certain, but Olya's looking a bit drowsy right now...
Olya gets a bit groggy, her mouth opens wide as if she's yawning, before slowly slumping down to the mat. Katsuko is heard saying "Yukkuri o yasumi! [Sleep tight]" with the cameras fading out on the passed out Olya, as we get ready for more AXW action.