Post by Mat on Jan 13, 2019 1:15:35 GMT -5
The camera zooms around the arena as we see balloons in the ring with streamers and a graphic on the screen that reads "Danny Hall celebrates another win" with various picture of Danny and his world title, including him kissing the belt, suddenly "We are the Champions" starts up as Danny walks out smiling and looking at his own refection in the belt, he continues his snarky walk to the ring, he gets to the ring and rolls under the rope and stands up and fixes his hair while using the world title as a mirror. He asks for a microphone
Danny Hall: Balloons! Streamers! All the best for the victor! I told all of you that I would win! And what did I do? I won!
Danny's smile slowly shifts into a sneer
Danny Hall: For too DAMN long I've been the joke on the block! I arrived at BWF a joke, I showed up here as a joke, I will go into Wrestlefest a joke! But not here, oh no no! Here, I am able to show that I am more than a joke! I am more than a guy forced to wrestle skunks! I am MORE than BWF!
Danny starts kicking the balloons around and breaking the streamers
Danny Hall: I defeated Damien Steele! He thought it was a mistake that I won, he thought that because I took him by surprise that I'd be easy when him and I went one on one...but, I guess he's forgotten all of the trips and experience that I got! Japan, Australia, UK, Canada, and more! That's where I've been multiple times! Damien took me as a joke and lost! That's how I see the way most will fall, taking me lightly is your first mistake.
Danny holds up his world title
Danny Hall: I am not a joke whilst I have this! This shows that I am all as good as I say I am! At Winterslam, I pushed Damien off of the mountaintop and became the TRUE king of the mountaintop!
Danny puts the title on his shoulder
Danny Hall: heard someone say that this is a dark age....and I agree! You bet your ASS that this is a dark age! This is King Macbeth's reign and yours truly is the king! Now who'll step up for a public execution?
Danny makes a throat slashing motion and holds up the title
Danny Hall: ALL HAIL KING DANNY THE WICKED!
Danny throws the microphone and leaves the ring and when he gets up to the stage he turns around and holds up a middle finger and his world title then walks off
The lights go dim, with the spotlight focused on him. He walks slowly until he reaches the top of the ramp. At the 32 second mark, the lights go out
"I'll cut out the broken hearts down union avenue
Let the streets run red with my revenge
You can't fake apologies for everything you do
You can't repay the price that's on your head
The price that's on your head"
The lights quickly come back to full brightness, revealing him with his arms outstretched by his sides. He begins walking down the ramp.
Salvatore Pellegrino: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada. Weighing 235 pounds, “The Anti-Hero”, DAVID X!
He reaches the steel steps, David climbs them and stands on the apron. He looks to his right, then to his left. David then gets in the ring. He stands by his corner and waits for the bell to ring.
The lights dim and a purple haze fills the arena and staging area. White strobe lights start flashing at the entrance area while Throne by Bring Me The Horizon kicks in. Alexander Pope strolls out from the back wearing a crown with a smug look on his face. He saunters down to the ring completely ignoring the fans in attendance.
Salvatore Pellegrino: His opponent, wrestling out of East London, England, weighing 205 pounds, ALEXANDER POPE!
Once he is at the ring he wipes his boots on the apron and then requests for the referee to come over and lower the middle rope to aid his entry. He then orders the referee to bow before him and once he has he allows the referee to remove his crown before he heads to his corner to ready for the match.
David X vs Alexander Pope
Both competitors lock up. David starts the action with a kick to the gut and a super suplex. X tries to dump Alexander out of the ring but finds himself on the receiving end of a rope assisted mule kick from Pope. Pope brought X up, whipped him into the rope and put him with a flowing DDT that scored a two count at the 3-minute mark. The early success waned for Pope, who found himself on the sudden receiving end of David's counterattack that consisted of the Anti-Hero's usual strong offensive moves. Stringing together multiple forearms smashes and a belly to back suplex, combined with a huge rope assisted lariat got David a close two count at the 6-minute mark. Alexander Pope kicked out with a vengeance though, determined not to lose. Pope rallied back and caught David with a spinning bulldog and treated him a super man punch when he got up from that, only for David to stagger back. Pope pushed himself using the ropes and went for another superman punch, but David X ducked it and took him down with a Crucifix Pin, which somehow manages to keep Pope’s shoulder down for the three count.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here’s your winner, “The Anti-Hero”, DAVID X!
They both immediately get to their feet. Shocked about his own loss, Pope chases after X, but David immediately gets out of the ring and raises his arm up in the air
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The camera cuts backstage, where Bobo Sweetcakes is adding frosting to a cake. Then all of a sudden, Danny Hall walks into the frame, with the title draped on his shoulder.
Danny Hall: Hey Bobo. So as you know, I am the AXW World Champion, which means that I OWN this show. So this whole stupid cooking thing…
Bobo Sweetcakes: Baking, not cooking.
Danny Hall: Well, yeah, whatever. Cooking, baking, I don’t really care. It needs to stop right now, okay? This is a wrestling show, not...Bobo are you even listening to me?
Without even bothering to look at him, Bobo continues adding the frosting on the cake. Infuriated, Danny pushes the plate off the table. Bobo looks at the plate with his jaw dropped.
Bobo Sweetcakes: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Bobo crouches on the ground, trying to pick up the remains of the cake.
Danny Hall: Yeah, that’s right. When the champ talks, you listen. Understand? And you know what? Sam De Santa told me I can pick my opponent for tonight, and I pick...you!
Sweetcakes stands up and looks him in the eye.
Bobo Sweetcakes: You want a match? You got it!
Both competitors stare at each other as the camera cuts back to ringside
"Time After Time" starts up with James rising from a platform in the floor with smoke everywhere as the fans are chanting the lyrics along with the tune, when the song hits the chorus James Wisler opens up his cape then starts his way down slapping hands and singing the song along with the fans.
Salvatore Pellegrino: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, wrestling out of Rocktopia, weighing 216 pounds, “The Timeless Rockstar”, James Wisler!
he gets to the ring and slides under the bottom rope then slowly rises to streamers as he opens his cape again to the last verse of the chorus then makes the ref take his suit off for him.
The shrill voice of The Kumquat blasts over the PA system..
HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAY!
Orange and green strobe lights flicker and pulse as "Sell Out" by Reel Big Fish continues blaring, Dunk accompanied by his best friends Dunk, and the official Kumquatian mascot, Little Quat, the Little Guy running around in circles, Ryan having to stop and point the little guy in the right direction as Dunk tosses kumquats into the crowd from a bright orange mesh bag.
Salvatore Pellegrino: His opponent, wrestling out of Dade City, Florida, weighing 200 pounds, accompanied by Dunk and Little Quat, “The Kumquat Kid”, Ryan Lewis!
Ryan hops a bit, alternating feet to the music, bouncing up and down before sprinting down the rest of the way and sliding under the ropes into the ring. Ryan scales a turnbuckle and yells out "I'M READY! VIVA LA KUMQUAT!" before moonsaulting back and landing on his feet, his music fading out, Ryan still bouncing up and down in his corner like a hyper 7 year old.
James Wisler vs. Ryan Lewis
The match saw the debuting Ryan Lewis control the first portion of the match, as he delivered moves such as the Dropkick, Hurricanrana and the Standing Moonsault Splash. He would then plant The Timeless Rockstar with a Tornado DDT, only for him to kick out just in the nick of time. Ryan would attempt to connect with the Rolling Kumquats (Rolling Thunder Senton), but James Wisler managed to dodge it by rolling out of the way. Wisler then lifted Ryan up and slammed him back-first into the turnbuckle with a Quarter Pound of Awesome (Bucklebomb), hooking the leg afterwards, only for The Citrus Prince to get his shoulder up in a great display of resilience. The match would end when Ryan successfully connects with Pez Dispenser (Cross Rhodes), before pinning him for the three count.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here’s your winner, “The Kumquat Kid”, RYAN LEWIS!
Lily Luna: An impressive win for the debuting Ryan Lewis!
Cole Haywood: The Kumquat Kid? That is one weird name...
Mike Vincent: Names don’t mean anything in AXW, Cole. It’s all about winning matches, and from the looks of it, this kid has a bright future ahead of him.
Ryan sits on Dunk’s shoulders, yelling “VIVA LA KUMQUAT!” while Little Quat runs around in circles.
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The camera cuts backstage, where Gina Furlow knocks on Cloud’s locker room door.
“Who is it?”
Gina Furlow: It’s me, Gina Furlow.
“*sigh* What a drag!”
Footsteps can be heard, before Cloud opens the door.
Cloud: What do you want, Gina?
Gina Furlow: After losing to Kaz Hashimoto at Winterslam, Sam De Santa has given you one last chance to face him for the Light Heavyweight Championship later tonight, what are your thoughts about that?
Cloud: You want to know my thoughts? Well, meanwhile I’m just wondering why you woke me up from my nap.
Gina Furlow: No...your thoughts about your match later tonight.
Cloud: Oh, okay. I am looking forward to the match tonight, because you see, at Rise, I proved that I am capable of winning championships when I dethroned Ben Eatr to become the AXW Light Heavyweight Champion. And tonight, I am going to do it again. Are we done?
Gina Furlow: Umm...Yeah, I guess.
Cloud: Good.
He shuts the door behind him. Gina stands awkwardly in front of the camera for a moment, before it cuts back to the ring.
The dance and pop-esque opening sound of "Boss Bitch" by the Millionaires begins to play throughout the arena while Lavender and Magenta lazers begin flashing. Just then would the Dominator In Distress herself walks out from behind the curtains, sashaying her way to the top of the ramp with her hand on her hip, the spotlight following her every move.
"I'm the type of girl that your momma never wanna meet
Centerfold in your daddy's hidden magazine
I'm kinda sweet and fake like Splenda
Topless on the beach, you can call me Kendra"
In between this stanza does Rochelle run her hand through her hair and winks while smiling towards the ring.
"But I'm not like the girl next door
Inbetween a cheerleader and a whore
Ra-ra-raw like sushi
Always keep it clean, no douching"
The chorus for the song starts as Rochelle begins to strut down the ramp, swaying her hips as she looks at the capacity crowd.
Salvatore Pellegrino: The following contest is a number one contender’s match for the AXW Women’s Championship. Introducing first, wrestling out of Long Island, New York, weighing 117 pounds, “The Dominator in Distress”, ROCHELLE!
When she reaches ringside, she walks up the steel steps before walking along the ring apron, looking back at the crowd and blows a seductive and alluring kiss. Rochelle steps the bottom and middle ropes to get into the ring, walking to the center and taking a full spin before fluffing her hair up and blowing another kiss.
A shrill scream echoes throughout the arena causing some people to have to cover their ears. The lights dim down and then the scream stops an a cackle replaces it followed by ‘Monster‘ by Disturbed. White smoke fills the entrance ramp and then a tall figure slowly walks through the smoke. Tatau makes her way down the ramp looking intense and ready to fight.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Her opponent, wrestling out of The Island of Samoa, “Lady Samoa”, TATAU!
She gets into the ring and lets out an almighty roar then she tries to intimidate the referee by grabbing him by the throat and telling him that “I will win this match, you got that?” Tatau finally goes to her corner and waits for the match to start.
Rochelle vs. Tatau
#1 Contendership
Coming off her impressive victory over Tatau at Winterslam, the Dominator in Distress simply could not repeat her success. Rochelle gave it a valiant effort, making Lady Samoa chase her around the ring, to tire her out and using a burst of hard-hitting offense mostly consisting of calf kicks and knife edge chops, along with the occasionally quick and dirty submission hold. She caught Tatau on the ropes in a guillotine at the 2 and a half minute mark. This technique scored Rochelle near falls, one for one count and the other for a two count at the 2 and a half and 4 minute mark respectively. Tatau made the DiD pay for her arrogance every time the big woman caught her, with an offense that consisted of slams and tosses that made Rochelle look like a rag doll going across the ring. At the 3 minute mark Tatau nailed Rochell hard with an inverted suplex slam and nearly picked up the win but Rochelle refused to go into that good night without a fight. At the 5:50 mark Tatau caught Rochelle with a big boot that sent Rochelle flipping out of the ring. Tatau followed her out of the ring with a suicide splash but Rochelle had regained enough wherewithal to roll out of the way and the impact laid Tatau out. This created enough of an opening for Rochelle to cinch in a Lotus Lock. Tatau wouldn't give up and the Ref started the count, Rochelle looked to take advantage keeping the hold as long as possible, but let go when the Ref hit 7. Realizing she wouldn't make it back into the ring in time, Tatau instead opted to grab Rochelle's leg and pull her into a bear hug that kept the Dominator in Distress from reentering the ring either and resulted in a double count out.
Salvatore Pellegrino: This match has ended in a double countout!
Mike Vincent: What now? Who is going to face Ambiance for the title?
Cole Haywood: I guess we’ll have to wait for our General Manager to make a decision.
Tatau looks at her fallen opponent with fury in her eyes, before she starts walking up the ramp as the camera cuts backstage
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Sam De Santa is standing in her office watching the match until FM Young gets into the frame, with the AXW Xperience title around her waist
FM Young: You wanted to see me?
Sam De Santa: Yes I did. I just wanted to let you know that the number of days needed to hold the AXW Xperience Championship before cashing it in has now been reverted back to 90.
A cocky grin appears on Young’s face.
FM Young: That only brings me one month closer to being able to cash it in. And when the 90 days are up, I am going be the second woman ever to win the AXW Championship. Mark my words!
Young leaves the frame.
Sam De Santa: We'll see about that...
"The Vampyre of Time and Memory" starts as Danny comes out with his umbrella and a fur coat and a plague doctors mask on he starts walking to the ring while laughing at the fans.
Salvatore Pellegrino: The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, wrestling out of Camden, Tennessee, weighing 220 pounds. He is the AXW Champion, “The Obsession”, Danny Hall!
He gets to the apron and jumps up to the second turnbuckle and takes off the mask and opens his umbrella then a sits on the top rope and waits for the match to start.
The opening riffs of 'Pour Some Sugar on me' hits, and the arena goes dark with a single pink spotlight near the entrance. As the drums hit, Bobo comes out, flashing a bright smile, wearing a black pinstriped Chef's apron over his pink and black tights.
Salvatore Pellegrino: His opponent, wrestling out of Skaneateles, weighing 238 pounds, “The Master Pâtissier”, BOBO SWEETCAKES!
He walks to the ring, shaking his head to the music, and climbs into the ring, throwing his apron to the crowd.
Danny Hall vs Bobo Sweetcakes
Non-title match
Try as he might, Bobo Sweetcakes's run of bad luck continued this week. Danny Hall raised the championship high above his head, telling the baker that he would never get a chance at his title. This stirred Bobo into action who treated the Champion to his German Suplex + Dragon Suplex + Tiger Suplex combination and started the match off strong. Danny seed surprised that Bobo had such in him and was easy pickings for Bobo to whip into the ropes. This set Danny up nicely for the Tree of Woe + Stalling Low Dropkick from Sweetcakes. All of that wasn't enough to keep Danny down and when the Champion got up, he got up mad. He clotheslined the Baker into the ropes and took him down with a dominator, only to follow that with a double arm DDT. Sweetcakes got up and charged Danny with a headbutt the Champ duck out of the way, what Danny couldn't avoid was the flying cross body. But it wasn't enough and Bobo soon found himself being peppered with chops and a solid forearm to the head. Bobo struck back with his own superman punch and went for the Dough Toss, but Danny drove elbow's into the top of his head until Bobo let go and reserved the hold into a Trendsetter that kept Bobo down for the 3 count!
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here’s your winner by pinfall, The AXW Champion, DANNY HALL!
Danny starts taunting to the crowd like he always does. He holds his title up high while yelling at the fallen Bobo, as he says “You’ll never be me!”
The "Blazin" theme kicks in and Kaz comes running out, spins and drops to one bent knee, kissing two fingers on each hand, and pointing both fingers on each hand to the sky. He gets back to his feet and psyches out a fan trying to reach out and slap hands with him.
Salvatore Pellegrino: The following contest is for the Light Heavyweight Championship! Introducing the champion, wrestling out of Tokyo, Japan. Weighing 212 pounds. He is the AXW Light Heavyweight Champion, Kaz Hashimoto!
He bounces on the soles of his feet and then sprints to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope into the middle of the ring, repeating his pose from the ramp.
“Drinking in LA” By Bran Van 3000 plays, but no one comes out. The theme keeps playing for 30 seconds straight, but no one’s coming out. The crowd starts to boo, until finally Cloud comes out from the back. He walks towards the ring, receiving mixed reactions from the crowd.
Salvatore Pellegrino: His challenger, wrestling out of Los Angeles, California, weighing 210 pounds, CLOUD!
Cloud slides under the bottom rope and stands in his corner, waiting for the bell to ring
Mike Vincent: Well that’s a weird start to the main event…
Cole Haywood: It’s Cloud, what were you expecting?
Cloud vs. Kaz Hashimoto(c)
AXW Light Heavyweight Championship
Match of the night indeed! Despite his late entrance, this was definitely one of Cloud’s best performances since he stepped foot in AXW. He delivered moves like the Pele Kick, Tornado DDT and the Sit-Out Facebuster. He would then go for a spear but Kaz got out of the way in the nick of time and Cloud is slammed shoulder-first into the ring post. The Japanese Performer then dominated the second portion of the match, slamming his opponent on the mat with a vertical suplex, as well as planting him down with a Reverse STO. Kaz locks Cloud in the MADE IN JAPAN (Arm trap anaconda vice)! Cloud seemed like he was about to tap out, but he somehow manages to grab the ropes, forcing a ropebreak. Both competitors would get to their feet, only for Cloud to hit him with a beautiful Raining God Syndrome (Superkick), but instead of capitalizing on the opportunity, Cloud’s laziness came into play as he sat in one of the corners and held his arm in pain, trying to use this time to recover. A few seconds passed before he got to his feet. Cloud finally decided to go to his opponent, but it would be too late, as Kaz quickly lifted him up for the DOA (Firemens Carry into Swingout Stunner)!! It connects! Kaz would hook the leg, successfully pinning Cloud for the three count
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here’s your winner and STILL the AXW Light Heavyweight Champion, KAZ HASHIMOTO!
Lily Luna: What the…?
Cole Haywood: That’s just Cloud doing what he does best, and that’s squandering opportunities. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Mike Vincent: I honestly can’t believe what just happened! Cloud almost had this one in the bag, but his laziness has cost him the match...AGAIN!
Kaz holds his title up high, celebrating his victory, while Cloud lies on the mat while holding his arm in pain. The camera then fades to black as the show goes off the air.