Post by Mat on Jul 28, 2018 0:02:52 GMT -5
Thursday, November 20, 2014
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Episode XIV
INTERGENDER TAG TEAM MATCH
Sean Foster & Caitlin Shay vs. Slamsley McBody & Hailey Harris
It's the ladies that start the match-up, but when Hailey approaches Caitlin, Caitlin immediately tags in Sean. Sean looks to lock up with Hailey, but Hailey quickly maneuvers around him and manages to execute a belly to back suplex. Sean gets to his knees with a look on his face as if to say, "That wasn't supposed to happen!" Sean tries again for the lock up, but then kicks Hailey in the gut, before executing a piledriver. Sean pops back up to his feet, throwing his arms into the air as if he just won the match. Sean exclaims, "Who's the man?!" several times. What Sean doesn't realize is that Hailey tagged in Slamsley, who goozles Sean, before lifting him and planting him with a nasty one armed chokeslam. Slamsley remains in control, hitting a series of suplexes to Sean - t-bone, German, tiger, dragon, before Sean manages to roll away to his corner, tagging in Caitlin. Caitlin springboards into the ring, hitting Slamsley with a front dropkick. The much larger Slamsley is barely phased by the impact. Caitlin jumps into the air, looking for the reverse STO part of the Kiss of Death, but the big man does not budge and Caitlin just lands right on her ass. Caitlin then climbs up Slamsley's back, applying a sleeper hold. Slamsley just walks to the corner and tags in Hailey, as Slamsley doesn't want to harm a woman, even if it is Caitlin Shay. Hailey climbs to the top rope, and pulls Caitlin off of Slamsley's back with an overcastle. Hailey then connects with a hurricanrana, sending Caitlin across the ring. As Hailey tries to go after Caitlin, she quickly crawls to her corner, tagging in Sean. Sean is still selling those suplexes, as at the time of the tag, he was on one knee, holding his neck. Sean enters the ring and is immediately taken down with a swinging neckbreaker by Hailey. Hailey then looks to put Sean away with Check This Out, but Sean gets free, and rolls Hailey up in a schoolboy, grabbing her tights as Sean and Caitlin steal yet another win.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here are your winners, Caitlin Shay and Sean Foster!
Post-Match: Sean and Caitlin back up the ramp in celebration, as Hailey is furious in the ring. Slamsley seems upset that he was not able to break up the pin in time. Hailey tries to exit the ring to go after them, but Slamsley holds her back, telling her to wait until the Supershow.
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We cut backstage to Craig Brooks.
Craig Brooks: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time: Mateusz Bartkowiak. Mateusz, can we get your thoughts on all that has happened between you and Bruiser Lazzou?
Mateusz Bartkowiak: I was a big fan of the Lobsterman, so when I saw his vignette saying he was coming to AXW, I was excited. He was at ringside for one of my matches, which was very cool, but then, for some reason, he turns his back on everyone at my expense. He traps me in the ropes, and beats me down, bloodies me. What kind of lowlife coward do you have to be to beat down a defenseless man? To the point where I had to get stitches, nonetheless? You want my thoughts, Craig? My thoughts are I wanna kick Lenny Lazzou's ass. So here's my proposal to you, Lazzou: you vs. me at the Supershow, and why just limit me kicking your ass to just the ring? How about I kick your ass all over the arena in a Falls Count Anywhere Match! When I'm done kicking your ass, I'll butter you up and send you back to the Red Lobster you crawled out of!
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SINGLES MATCH
Inferno vs. Marky Mustang
The smaller representatives of the teams go head to head. Inferno starts the match in control, immediately taking Marky down with several clotheslines. Inferno follows that up with a one armed swinging neckbreaker, and a shining gamengiri followed up with mounted punches. Inferno looks to hit a diving leg lariat but is caught by Marky with a sit-out powerbomb. Marky hits a hangman's neckbreaker, fisherman suplex, and missile dropkick during his time in control. Marky would go for the Wyld Stallyns DDT but Inferno would break free, double legging Marky, and catapulting him into the corner. Inferno then connects with the Knell. Inferno starts to set up Bloodless Death, but Marky manages to counter it into a bridging northern lights suplex. Marky hits Inferno with a swinging reverse STO, and immediately follows it with Backed the Wrong Horse. Inferno has nowhere to go as they are right in the middle of the ring, and appears to be on the verge of tapping. Marky wins, but by disqualification as Jason planted his boot in his face.
Post-Match: Jason continues his attack on Marky, but not for long as Max starts attacking Jason. Max looks to throw Jason out of the ring, but Jason manages to change momentum at the last second and instead it's Maximus who is thrown out to the floor. Hand of Blood then hit Last Offices on Marky, before Jason hoists him above his head and throws him over the top rope into Max. Hand of Blood stand tall in the ring, holding their titles into the air, before a bloody hand swipes across the screen, before cutting to commercial.
We return backstage, where we see Sierra Starr walking down a hallway. She comes across a half-opened door, which reads "Janet Hurricane." Sierra peeks in, and the coast seems to be clear as she enters the locker room, the camera of course following her. She comes across Janet's bag, and pulls out a cell phone that was at the top of the bag. Sierra looks around real quick, making sure she's still in the clear, before she starts touching the screen of the cell phone. She seems to have found something, as her face lights up.
Sierra Starr: I knew it. I've got you now.
Sierra quickly exits the locker room, taking the cell phone with her.
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SINGLES MATCH
Envy vs. Stella Quinn
With the rest of KMD at ringside, the former ASW Siren Champion Envy is very confident as she squares off against former CCW Women's and Glamour Champion Stella Quinn. The two lock up. Envy locks in the side headlock, to which Stella pushes her off into the ropes. Envy rebounds and looks for a clothesline, but Stella dodges it via matrix evasion. Stella then hits Envy with a dropkick. Stella gets some more offense going, hitting a scoop slam, tiger suplex, and snapmare driver. Stella then hits a hair-pull curb stomp, and tops that off with a standing moonsault. The fans behind the fired up Stella, she kicks Envy in the gut and runs to the ropes, but on the rebound Livvy Doll grabs Stella's foot, tripping her. Referee Zack Fields did not witness this, as he was distracted by Jenna Tonic who climbed onto the apron. Envy connects with Eternal Neon for the victory.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here is your winner, ENVY!
Post-Match: KMD begin their attack on Stella Quinn, stomping her and punching her, until Keira Stryker comes rushing down the ramp, and starts to take the fight to KMD. She hits punches to each member, but the number game comes in to play and now Keira feels the wrath of KMD. They hammer away at both Keira and Stella, before tossing them both out of the ring like garbage. KMD stands tall as we head backstage.
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Jamie Fuller and Corbin Mason are sat at a table, playing a game of Checkers. The Push walk up behind the chair Jamie is sitting in.
Jimmy Reynolds: What's going on, boys?
Jamie turns to address them.
Jamie Fuller: Just playing a game of Checkers. Do you want to play the winner?
While Jamie's back is turned, Corbin illegally moves a few of his pieces.
Jimmy Reynolds: We were actually about to go play Super Mario Bros on my NES, but we came by to pitch something to you...
Corbin Mason: Super Mario Bros? Have you played the new Super Smash Bros yet? I just got a 3DS and I've been playing it a lot lately.
The Push look at each other in confusion.
Jimmy Reynolds: Super... Smash Bros?
Timmy McDermott: What in the world is a "3DS"?
Jimmy Reynolds: We'll discuss this later... look, we came by because we want to wrestle you again, in two weeks at Supershow III.
Timmy McDermott: But, we decided we don't want a normal match. We know you're a hungry team who are capable of being top contenders.
Jimmy Reynolds: Which is why we want to wrestle you in a Two out of Three Falls Match.
Jamie Fuller: Sounds good. We'll see you at the Supershow.
The two teams shake hands. The Push leave and Fuller and Mason go back to their game. Fuller notices the board seems different.
Jamie Fuller: Did you move around any pieces?
Corbin Mason: Nope.
Jamie Fuller: Hm. Well, it's your turn.
In one move, Corbin eliminates the rest of Fuller's pieces. Corbin jumps from his chair in celebration.
Corbin Mason: WOO! CHECKERS OR WRECKERS, BABY! YEAH!
Corbin pulls out a couple bottles of Powerade, seemingly from out of nowhere, and pours them on himself like a NASCAR victory lane celebration. With that, we head back to commercial.
SINGLES MATCH
Jason vs. Max Maximus
It's the big men's turn now, and they go right at it throwing fists. Jason ducks a fist and lifts Maximus up, connecting with The Backbreaker. Jason remains in control, hitting various strikes and some slams. Jason would go off the ropes but would be caught by Maximus in a blackhole slam. Maximus would display just how strong he is, hitting a uranagi slam, sidewalk slam, samoan drop, and even a military press drop to the 280 pound Jason. Maximus would look for a spear, but as he started to duck down, catches Jason's boot right to the top of his head. Jason then shows off his strength, by hitting 5 gutwrench suplexes in a fucking row to the 278 pound Max Maximus. Jason would hoist Maximus up in an Argentine rack neckbreaker, which transitions into a burning hammer. Jason would look to hit First Blood, but Maximus would get free, and Maximus would hit Maximus Impact, which sees victory for Mammoth Max.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here is your winner, MAX MAXIMUS!
Post-Match: Inferno would get into the ring, gunning straight towards Maximus, but is thrown into the air with a big back body drop from the Mammoth. Marky enters and drives Inferno's head into the mat with the Wyld Stallyns DDT. The Stallions would hit a Trojan Horse on Jason, and now it's the Cross City Stallions standing tall, as we head backstage.
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We're at an undisclosed location of the arena, as we see Damien Steele pacing back and forth.
Damien Steele: With AXW Supershow III just two weeks away, everyone's getting their last minute match proposals in. But I have nothing to propose to you, Pyrostar. See, I don't need to ask you if I can beat you senseless. I don't need your permission. Whether you like it or not, I'm gonna beat you at the Supershow. And the loser of our match at the Supershow, which will be you Pyrostar, will have to get on a live microphone and announce to the world that the winner of the match, which will be me, is better than you. And as I said, I'm not proposing this match to you. Luke Mathews already signed it.
Through the long hair that's in front of his face, we can see an evil grin on Damien's mug.
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We go back to the ring, where the evil laugh of Sierra Starr takes over the sound system, before "Strike Back" starts blaring. Sierra makes her way to the ring, in one hand she is holding a microphone, and in the other is a cell phone.
Sierra Starr: I've known it all along. Janet Hurricane is sleeping with Luke Mathews to get title shots. She probably even slept with him to get a job here in the first place. It was just a matter of me finding concrete evidence, and I now have that evidence literally in the palm of my hand.
She holds up the cell phone.
Sierra Starr: I just happened to have stumbled across the cell phone of one Janet Hurricane. And from there, I just happened to have stumbled across her text messages. She has a conversation in her text messages with somebody by the name of "Lukeypoo." The conversation goes something like this: "Babe, I'm worried she's going to find out." To which Lukeypoo replies, "Don't worry, honey, she won't find out. We'll keep this secret safe between the two of us." Then Janet says, "I love you," and Lukeypoo says "I love you too." Well, you two were wrong because I DID find out and now the whole world knows that Janet Hurricane is sleeping with her boss.
At this point, Janet Hurricane has begun storming down to the ring, and is stopped by Luke Mathews who has ran down to her. We can hear Luke say, "Calm down, I'll take care of this." Luke enters the ring, receiving a microphone.
Luke Mathews: I told you to not snoop through my personal life.
Sierra Starr: This is Janet's phone, so technically I'm snooping through her personal life. It just so happens hers intertwines with yours. However, I discovered the truth. Janet got her title shot because she's sleeping with you. This is unfair for the rest of us who had to compete in numerous matches to get that shot, and I demand that Janet be stripped and the title be awarded to me, since I never lost the title in the first place.
Luke Mathews: First off, we were trying to keep this out of the public eye but since some people around here are too fucking nosey, yes, I am in a romantic relationship with Janet Hurricane. And sure, she got a free pass to the title match. The fact of the matter is the fans love Janet Hurricane and she has more than proved that she deserves to be champion, after all, she beat you twice now. So I will not be stripping Janet of her title. But since you keep bitching about how you never lost the title and how you should be champion, I will give you one last opportunity at the Supershow, even though you really don't deserve it at this point.
Before any more can be said, Janet has slid in the ring and clocks Sierra with the title. Janet starts stomping on Sierra in a fit of rage, until Luke pulls her away. We head to commercial with Luke holding back a kicking Janet, clearly upset about their personal life being invaded.
SINGLES MATCH
Bruiser Lazzou vs. Martin Josephus
Martin Josephus had the unfortunate task of being the fodder for Bruiser Lazzou this week. Martin would run right at Lazzou, but that backfired as Lazzou just punches him in the face. Lazzou would hit 6 repeating powerbombs to Josephus, before dragging his body to the corner, and connecting with the Bruiser Bomb for the quick victory.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here is your winner, BRUISER LAZZOU!
Post-Match: Lazzou barks for a microphone.
Bruiser Lazzou: You're barking up the wrong tree, Bartkowiak. If this is what you want, then fine, I'll accept. I'll truly make an example out of you. You're gonna wish you never asked for this match.
We head backstage.
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We see Bobo Sweetcakes and Olya Oglovska talking when David Slayton walks up to them.
David Slayton: Hey man, you ready for our tag match up next?
Bobo Sweetcakes: Yeah, me and Olya were just talking about strategy.
David Slayton: Uh, shouldn't we be the ones discussing strategy?
Bobo Sweetcakes: Well, ever since Olya started coaching me, I've been undefeated!
David Slayton: You've literally won one match, where she helped you cheat by the way.
Olya Oglovska: Bobo, perhaps we could go do last minute "stretchink"?
Bobo Sweetcakes: Good idea, Olya. I still need to loosen up a bit. I'll see you out there, Dave!
Bobo walks away, and Olya follows, but not before slapping David in the face.
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TAG TEAM MATCH
David Slayton & Bobo Sweetcakes vs. Jean-Pierre Frontenac & Crash Jackson
Bobo would make his entrance last, accompanied by Olya. Despite some tension between Slayton and Olya, he would work as a cohesive unit with Bobo as they would start the match off wearing down JPF and making some quick tags. This goes on for a couple of minutes, until JPF catches Bobo off-guard with a European uppercut. JPF connects with a hammerlock DDT onto Bobo, before dragging him to the corner and tagging in Crash Jackson. Jackson hits two unreleased consecutive belly-to-belly suplexes, before hitting an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, tossing the 238 pound baker halfway across the ring. Bobo then tags in Slayton, who takes Jackson down with a clothesline, and then a Samoan drop. Jackson would get back into it, hitting Slayton with several punches. Jackson would go off the ropes, but would get caught on the rebound and brought down to the mat as Slayton locks in the Firehawk Lock. JPF comes in for the save. Slayton would then look for his Full Effect, but Jackson ducks it and hits Slayton with the Wrath of the Titan. Jackson would then hit the Demolisher on Slayton, before backing up to his team's corner, waiting for Slayton to reach his feet so he can pounce. Slayton starts to crawl to his corner to tag in Bobo, however Bobo is not on the apron. Bobo is on the floor, back facing the ring, as Olya is whispering something into his ear. Slayton is yelling for Bobo. Olya grabs the wrist of Bobo and the two walk up the ramp, leaving Slayton behind. Meanwhile, JPF has tagged himself in, which Jackson is not too happy about. Jackson remains standing in the corner as JPF pulls down his knee pad and hits Slayton with the Vive le Québec Libre for the win.
Salvatore Pellegrino: Here are your winners, Crash Jackson and Jean-Pierre Frontenac!
Post-Match: JPF looks to celebrate the win with Jackson, who just shoves JPF out of the way before exiting the ring.
MAIN EVENT
CONTRACT SIGNING
Magnum Wolf (c) vs. Justin Wyndham
Moderated by Luke Mathews
"Still Counting" would play, signalling the arrival of Luke Mathews. Luke walked to the ring with the contract, which he sets down on the table in the ring.
Luke Mathews: In two weeks time, at AXW Supershow III, Magnum Wolf will defend his AXW Championship against Justin Wyndham. Now, let's not waste any time and bring the competitors out. Ladies and gentlemen, the former champion and Number One Contender, JUSTIN WYNDHAM!
"Ultranumb" takes over as the World Warrior makes his way down to the ring.
Luke Mathews: And his opponent, the AXW Champion, MAGNUM WOLF!
"Evil Ways" now plays, and the song goes for a full minute before Magnum Wolf makes his way down to the ring. Magnum takes a seat at the table, and immediately begins to sign the contract.
Luke Mathews: Hold on, Magnum. You should take a look at what exactly that contract says, because while the winner of the match will be AXW Champion, AXW just simply isn't big enough for the both of you to be here. Every week the two of you come out here and butt heads, combatting over who is truly Mr. AXW.
Magnum Wolf: Me. I have it trademarked.
Luke Mathews: Well, as I was saying, the loser of that match will no longer be on the AXW roster.
That announcement doesn't seem to bother Wolf in the slightest, as he goes back to signing the contract. He gives the contract a forceful slide across the table, into the lap of Justin Wyndham. Wolf leans back in his chair and kicks his feet onto the table.
Justin Wyndham: It's funny how you sign that contract so confidently, because if you do lose, it's no skin off your back. You have a contract that allows you to go anywhere you want, hell, you're a member of PWR right now. You're already an established name, that title you possess is simply just another accolade to add to your already impressive resume. Even if you didn't have the exclusive contract, you'd still have no problems finding a job somewhere else. I don't have that, Wolf. If I lose, I lose EVERYTHING. Sure, there's a possibility that I could be picked up by another brand in EWS, but who's to say how big of a possibility that would even be? I'd probably just end up as another name lost in the shuffle of the midcard, while you are always guaranteed a main event spot. I've been very fortunate to be in the position I've been in in AXW, and I'm gonna do everything within my being to keep that position, and at the same time rid AXW of the Wolf that turned his back on his pack.
Justin signs the contract and throws the clipboard at Magnum's face, which of course makes him angry. Magnum pushes the table out of the way and gets in Justin's face.
Magnum Wolf: Let me remind you just who the hell you're talking to, kid. I'm Magnum FUCKING Wolf. I'm the man that damn near broke your neck the last time we went one on one, I'm the man that damn near put you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life to win this title, and you're not gonna be as lucky this time around, boy. Hopefully they got a grave ready for you, because you're a dead man walking.
A very loud thud is heard as Magnum slams his microphone into Justin's head. Magnum starts beating Justin senseless, and Justin tries to fight back, but to no avail as Magnum delivers a Murder-Plex through the table!
Luke checks Justin, and orders for the ringside doctor to come look at him as the screen fades to black.