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Post by Mat on Apr 25, 2020 2:53:40 GMT -5
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Post by fg on Apr 25, 2020 16:32:51 GMT -5
 Ugh...Ooof. Biiig OOOF. Did someone get the plate number of that Ryan Reynolds shaped train that hit me? I think I might have a few more is less ribs after that.
What a return to the ring though, yeah? Fizgigs yeah, part people I am back and Aunty Helena missed all of you fly little freaks dearly! Let's all do that again, not the part where I had to leap over a gorilla with a grind-on. That dude takes everything, I suspect even dicks waaaayyyy to seriously. Although as someone acquainted with delusions some of them even of grandeur...Ooohh shock and awe. I doubt Mr. Dude Bro incorporated is gonna hear this, but the fans were definitely cheering me. Goddamn fun guys! Thank you for the warm ass welcome, almost makes me think I should probably buckle down and....Naw, (I legit can't even type that with a straight face and my ribs hurt way too to hold back giggles.) let's just find the time to make it all up as we go along yeah? I'm not in this for winning and losing, you guys know that, but let's just see what trouble and there for fun we can all dig up? Yo? Yo!
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Post by fg on Apr 28, 2020 23:30:39 GMT -5
 So guys and dolls, I have definitely have a spleen. This shouldn't shock anyone with a basic grasp of anatomy, but I'm seriously unsure if someone should be this aware of having one, if you didn't catch that, lemme send it express mail....PAIN!...(And PANIC, if only because i love the band and the cartoon Hercules. Fuck Kevin Sorbo that egotistical rightwing gay hating....FOCUS HELENA...Right yes, Helena thank you. Back on topic.) Somehow, somebody thought it would be an utterly fantastic idea to set me up with a block of wood redneck in a singlet for a shiny belt that I don't even know what does! (Ever get the feeling that Wrestling is a lot of people without pants desperately chasing belts bigger than their undies?)
So, i didn't win, of course not. You guys know my stance on that....Oh right, we're not on camera are we...Of course WE wouldn't be on camera that's...Alright. I'm shrugging, you can't see it because I'm sitting here behind a keyboard typing this and giving myself a massive existential crisis in the meantime. (Which is totally my super power BTDUBS, giving people existential crisis's...crisises...crisi...FOCUS..) It was fun as fuck though, right up my alleyway in terms of a good night out...I'd like less greasey mansweat but, you can't have everything. Anyway, go check out my siblings in IWA and they totally aren't behind me making me say this. As an aside, if you happened to notice ANY difference in the way I was fighting between those two matches. Put a pin in that, it's maybe, probably, unlikely to be important later.
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