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Saturday, September 5, 2015
Raleigh, North Carolina
Episode IV
John Hendon: Welcome to the fourth installment of Before the Bell, I'm John Hendon.
Zack Fields: And I'm Zack Fields.
John Hendon: And tonight is the last stop before Anarchy.
Zack Fields: Tonight we'll hear from Crash Jackson, Justin Wyndham, Fredrick Wyndham, and Duncan Aries.
John Hendon: But right now, we're gonna hear from AXW Light Heavyweight Champion and 2015 Super J-Cup winner, Ryan Starr!
Ryan Starr makes his way onto the set, shaking the hands of Zack Fields and John Hendon.
John Hendon: Welcome to Before the Bell.
Ryan Starr: Thank you, I'm glad to be here.
Zack Fields: So let's start off with this, how are you feeling after winning the World Super J Cup and having all these accolades to your name?
Ryan Starr: To be honest, I'm feeling really great. Everyone knows I've been around in many different companies. I had my chances and many times came up short. But just winning the cup? That's like the icing on the cake; something that you work towards your entire career. I clearly wouldn't be where I am today without being able to have the chance to travel around the world. Being champion as well is only half of the battle. It's all been a dream, that's for sure.
John Hendon: You've got some people gunning for you as Damien Steele and Acer Stone are competing tonight to determine the Number One Contender for your AXW Light Heavyweight Championship. Your thoughts on that?
Ryan Starr: Lately, it seems like Mr. Steele has had a bit of an issue with me. As my sister Sierra would say, he seems to be a 'Grumpy Cat'.....whatever that means. If you think about it, hasn't he had his boyfriend out there with him or somethi--
Ryan's voice seems to trail off, as he shakes his head after a moment.
Ryan Starr: Oh, I guess I just spoiled some valuable information there. Sorry about that. Ahem. But, I'm not one to have people in my corner, doing my dirty work for me. Maybe if Damien paid TO'A more money, he wouldn't be standing around picking his nose while I was picking up wins over Steele. As for Acer? I see a lot of myself in the guy. He's got high impact moves that he can pretty much hit anywhere, just like I do. I see him going very far. Hell, I'd gladly take him under my wing. He's got my support and I know he will be a future champion someday.
Zack Fields: Let's get to some predictions for tonight's event. How do you feel about the whole AXW Championship situation?
Ryan Starr: Is this some kind of love story like Twilight? Duncan thinks he's champion, but he really isn't. And then the announcement that Luke made last week? And he just allowed Duncan to walk out with the the title yet again? Boy, I don't know man. Maybe one day I'll have to throw my hat in the running for that belt, too. I know Aries is clearly proud of himself for taking the title. But with Luke in charge, I already know that he's not going to let the man slide.
John Hendon: Prior to the Triple Threat match at Anarchy, Janet Hurricane and Hailey Harris face off in singles competition. Your thoughts on who will win this match and who might leave Anarchy as Women's Champion?
Ryan Starr: My sister has faced all three of these ladies, so I've seen all three of them in action many times. I tell you, Sierra likes re-watching things. Anyway, my personal pick would actually have to be Caitlin to retain her title. After what happened last week, there is a lot of friction between both Hailey and Janet. I think that's really going to be a distraction for both ladies. If they could set aside their differences, we could have ourselves a new champion. But I believe with the way it is right now, Caitlin is going to keep her title.
Zack Fields: What are your thoughts on Austin Graves and TO'A going head to head?
Ryan Starr: Like Acer, Austin is another young guy with a bright future ahead of him. I think he's got the skill and the talent to put the big guy down. Will it be tonight, though? I think it will. With everything that's been going on with TO'A and Steele, I think that's really going to clog up the big guy's mindset.
John Hendon: We have a Jack Adams $10,000 Manliness Challenge tonight. Literally anyone could accept it, even someone not in AXW. Do you have any wild predictions as to who might accept?
Ryan Starr: Well, I know who I'd like to see accept the challenge. It wouldn't just be one person though.....But honestly, I've got no clue on who may accept it. Whoever it is sure will have themselves a good challenge.
Zack Fields: And in the Main Event, Velvet Valentine and Zoey Mathews-Mitchell of the Takeover take on the AXW Tag Team Champions The Push, who do you think will leave victorious?
Ryan Starr: Man, this is tough. You've got the tag champs going up against the two ladies of Takeover. That is going to be a classic match, that's for sure. I almost want to side with The Push on this one. But at the same time, I'd rather not be on the hitlist of the Takeover. So, I'll pick the ladies to win it.
John Hendon: Some solid predictions. For my predictions I pretty much agree with all of your predictions. Acer Stone, Austin Graves, The Takeover, and Hailey Harris will be winning tonight.
Zack Fields: I'm gonna disagree with all of that. Damien Steele gets to face Mr. Ryan Starr here at Anarchy, TO'A gets another win over Austin Graves, The Push defeat The Takeover, and Janet Hurricane wins in her home state.
John Hendon: Well for Zack Fields and the AXW Light Heavyweight Champion Ryan Starr, I'm John Hendon, make sure you turn in to the Alternative in just a few minutes at the top of the hour on ION!
Saturday, September 12, 2015
Raleigh, North Carolina
Episode XX
Lily Luna: Welcome everyone to The Alternative! I'm Lily Luna alongside Chris Pierce, and tonight is the last stop before Anarchy.
Chris Pierce: In tonight's Main Event we have The Takeover taking on The Push, and at Anarchy the two teams will square off for the AXW Tag Team Championships.
Lily Luna: Tonight we're gonna hear from all the competitors in the AXW Cham--
Lily Luna: I guess we're also gonna hear from Caitlin Shay...
Caitlin Shay makes her way down to the ring.
Caitlin Shay: North Carolina... Home of the Panthers, home of the Hornets, home of the Hurricanes! Both the NHL team and Janet's family. Home of garbage sports team and garbage wrestlers. I'm out here to tell you guys to not get your hopes up, because your precious little Janet Hurricane will not win the AXW Women's Championship at Anarchy, hell, she probably won't even win her match tonight. I am the Greatest AXW Women's Champion Ever. Of All Time. And--
‘War Machine’ begins to play, as the crowd rises to their feet. The song plays out with the white spots lights zooming around the arena until the 33 second mark when the drums kick in and Austin Graves steps out from the back, checking the black hockey tape on his wrists.
Jen Brunelli: This contest is set for one fall, introducing first, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 245 pounds, "War Machine" AUSTIN GRAVES!
Graves pays no attention to the crowd whether they boo or cheer him, and he’s focused like a laser beam on the task at hand. Rolling into the ring under the bottom rope, he rolls to his feet and walks over to Caitlin Shay, snatching her microphone.
Austin Graves: Sorry to interrupt, but I have a match right now and didn't want these people to be put to sleep, I want them to pay good attention to what I'm about to do to TO'A. So, darling, if you'd please, get the hell out of my ring.
Austin tosses the microphone out of the ring as Caitlin furiously exits the ring.
"Second Sucks" by A Day to Remember plays and out walks Toa with the towel, drenched in blood, wrapped around his neck. He is staring down on the ground and listening to the boos and cheers coming from the fans.
"FIGHT"
Jen Brunelli: And his opponent, representing The Shooters, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing in at 280 pounds, "Samoan Executioner" TO'A!
Once he hears the opening line, he starts walking down the ramp, still not showing his face. When he walks up the steel steps and enters the ring, he throws the towel on the ground and does a battle cry.
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Graves and TO'A immediately start throwing punches at each other, TO'A taking control and managing to back Graves into the corner, where he continues his onslaught before nailing Graves with an Executioner (Jumping twisting enzuigiri while facing away from a cornered opponent). Graves slumps down in the corner and TO'A heads to the opposite side of the ring, then runs back at Graves, Graves able to counter whatever TO'A was looking for by drop toe holding him into the middle turnbuckle. Graves follows up with rapid double palm strikes to the cornered TO'A, then brings him out to the middle of the ring. TO'A pushes Graves away, Graves bounces off the ropes and gets lifted up for a Warrior Slam (One-armed side slam). TO'A runs the ropes and rocks Graves with Sweet Dreams (Running Arched Big boot), with Graves rolling out of the ring. No wasted motion from TO'A as he hits the ropes again and takes Graves down with an Elbow Suicida (Suicide dive transitioned into a flying forearm smash). TO'A brings Graves to his feet but Graves drives TO'A back first into the apron. Graves rolls TO'A into the ring. TO'A is as quick to his feet as Graves is, but Graves takes him back down with a Double Knee Facebreaker. Graves follows that up with a Standing somersault legdrop, then looks to end it as he starts to set TO'A up for Cradle 2 Grave (Package Piledriver), but gets clubbed in the back by Damien Steele.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner as a result of a disqualification, AUSTIN GRAVES!
Chris Pierce: As much as I like The Shooters it really bugs me how they have to resort to interference all the time.
Lily Luna: I'm not sure this is a smart move by Steele, either.
Graves now stars pummeling Steele, then looks to set him up for C2G, until TO'A stops him, and plants Graves with an Island Driver (Sitout side powerslam), The Shooters standing tall before we head backstage.
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We open with a shot of the oh so arrogant Duncan Aries, who gets a chorus of boos, which he actually stops and cups an ear too with a smirk, the AXW Championship over his right shoulder. Aries has his sunglasses hung on his shirt collar as he lightly taps the mic.
Duncan Aries: “If anyone cares where Craig Brooks is, I sent him to get me a sandwich and a fucking clue. Let’s see which one he comes back with first, if anything at all. Can’t find good help these days.”
Aries clicks his tongue, tapping the championship.
Duncan Aries: “You know what bugs me? This idea that I took this championship as my own because I’m “playing some kind of game” or that I’m not taking any of this seriously. Nothing could be further from the truth. I mean, look around people, who is going to save AXW from the usual doldrums and failures that seem to invest this place like the plague? Luke The Puke? History clearly shows that’s about as likely as someone finding Jimmy Hoffa buried in their backyard. TRENT? The little boy’s balls never dropped and he did about as good a job running this place as the NFL commissioner did at well, everything. And how about my opponents, huh? You think one of them is going to bring this company out of the Dark Ages and into the light? Really? You’re serious?”
Aries laughs, clearing his throat.
“So what you’re saying is, a guy who lost the championship to some fat fuck, couldn’t even make the AXW Lightheavyweight Championship interesting, and has seemingly been waiting around for an opportunity or a handjob from Luke The Puke, whichever comes first, is “The Chosen One?” He’s about as skilled as that other asshat walking around Texas with a whole bunch of titles from a dead promotion. Hey Mike! Tell your little sex toy there thanks for the advice, but he can go back to sucking the man boobs of success like the little leach he is. Sorry, it’s easy to get sidetracked with all these delusional fucktards rambling about pretenders to the throne as they wear their DEFUNCT championships. Kids, I tell ya.”
Aries smirks.
“If “The Little Engine That Could” wasn’t enough, his brother is the worst. I mean here’s a guy who was pushed to the moon in PWR, and has come crashing down to Earth with the “shocking” reality that he’s about as dry and boring as a piece of day old toast and without a group of thugs to make him look tough, smart, and well, threatening at all, he’s just a, what’s the word, oh yeah? He’s a ZERO. Man, I love plays on words, don’t you, Freddy Fuckface? I knew you would! Chin up, buttercup, because after this match, you can go back into the “Where Are They Now?” files with the rest of those untalented losers from the Unfuckables, er, Untoucha-, eh who cares what the name of that group was, right?”
“And then there’s you, Crash. Another guy with zero talent, on the mic, in the ring, and yet you were pushed in the UK despite appealing to absolutely no one, and the same happened here. I mean, at least when you hung with that slimeball Crest Silver, we rarely had to listen to you speak. Can we go back to that, AXW? Dig Crest Silver out of whatever box of mothballs he’s in and make him Crash’s mouthpiece. Fuck, can’t we trade Crash for someone? I heard Sid Dharth and Mad Sweeny are looking for jobs. Crash, you were force fed to these people, when you never deserved any of their adoration, or this championship. You may be a big guy, Crash, but in the world of professional wrestling, you’re the little kid who needs to get off the goddamn field now that the adults have come to play.”
Aries places his shades over his eyes.
Duncan Aries: “AXW, this is all for you, because you don’t know any better. You don’t know what you need, what you deserve, and the fact that you lost the best thing you had in me. But hey, I’m a forgiving guy, so I’m back to be the champion this company deserves. I mean, I already have the championship, but let’s roll into Anarchy and make it official, alright? Aww, I knew you’d see it MY way. To the rest of you in this match..”
Aries lowers his shades, a cold look on his face.
“Sorry..not sorry.”
With a carefree wink, Aries drops the mic, and walks off, as we can hear him yelling “Where’s my sandwich, bitch?!”
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The North Carolina crowd cheers as blue strobe lights roams around the arena like a trance as the opening drum beat of "Generation Lost" by Rise Against blares out of the PA system.Few seconds later out comes Janet Hurricane, her hoodie veil blinding her face. As the tempo gets faster and faster, we see her jumping up and down, still cannot see her face. Once we hear the lyrics, Janet reveals her face to the crowd and starts shadowing punching and kicking, feeling the energy of her theme song and the fans cheering.
Jen Brunelli: This next contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina, JANET HURRICANE!
Then she starts walking her way to the ring, slapping a few hands from the crowd and bopping her head to the music. Once she enters the ring, she takes off her hoodie and does a couple of shadow boxing, again feeling the energy of the music before it fades.
The tunes of "Unbreakable" by Fireflight pulse over the PA system as pink and purple strobelights flash and pulse. Hailey emerges, bouncing up and down, firing the crowd up before sprinting down the ramp, slapping hands with fans, both of her arms extended.
Jen Brunelli: And her opponent, from Baltimore, Maryland, "The Long Shot" HAILEY HARRIS!
She slides into the ring and scales a turnbuckle, one hand on her hip, the other raised high in the air. She jumps off the turnbuckle with a smile, prepared for her match.
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A preview of what we might see at Anarchy, Caitlin Shay also found her way back to ringside as she joins Lily and Chris on commentary, stating that Austin Graves interrupting her earlier was "rude as hell." Janet immediately takes Hailey to the mat as she throws punches, before Hailey rolls her over and throws punches of her own. The two get up and Hailey hits Janet with a crescent kick. Hailey follows it up with a side slam, then heads up top and hits Janet with a missile dropkick. Hailey whips Janet to the corner and runs in after, but Janet hits her with a back elbow. Janet follows up with a Tropical Storm (Forward Russian Legsweep). Janet brings Hailey to the ropes by the announce table, and gets her in position for Cry of Terror(Rope-hung DDT), but before she delivers the move, looks at Caitlin and ghostbelts with her free hand, then drops Hailey to the mat. Janet heads to the top rope and looks for the Last Breath of Air (Diving elbow drop), but Hailey moves out of the way. Janet gets up holding her elbow only for Hailey to plant her with a Baltimore Bombshell (Double Underhook snap DDT). Hailey now climbs to the top rope, and takes a good look at Caitlin and points at her, before jumping off with Hailey’s Comet (450 Splash). Janet gets her knees up though, and Janet now drives her knees into Hailey's back with 15 Seconds of Fame (Masterlock turned into backcracker), which see the NC Native earn a victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, JANET HURRICANE!
Lily Luna: Janet goes into Anarchy with some momentum.
Caitlin Shay: I'll go do something about that then.
Caitlin leaves the announce table as she ruins Janet's celebration, driving her into the mat with a Broken Ending (Wheelbarrow Piledriver). Caitlin quickly exits the ring, getting the last laugh as the crowd boos.
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Gina Furlow: Hello everyone, my name is Gina Farlow and with me right now is "The World Warrior" Justin Wyndham. Thank you for joining me in this interview Justin.
Justin Wyndham: Glad to be here. So glad that I'm being interviewed by someone that doesn't call me Dustin Windows..
Gina Furlow: Haha. Anyway, first of all, Luke Mathews announced that you will be in the main event of Anarchy for the AXW Championship against your brother Fredrick, Duncan Aries, and the man that never lost his championship in the first place Crash Jackson. Do you think this was a right decision made by Luke?
Justin Wyndham: You know Gina, I don't care what kind of matches Luke puts me in. All I care about is becoming the three time AXW Champion and proving once and for all that I'm indeed the face of AXW. Now if it was up to me, I would have made the match Crash Jackson vs. yours truly. Crash and I still have a score to settle on who's truly the best. Duncan stole a title that didn't belong to him like a little brat that he is. Always has been a brat that takes titles that he doesn't deserve and pretends to think that his shit doesn't stink. Duncan doesn't know about the meaning of earning your way to the top and he's a pathetic sad being. As for my brother Fredrick, the last time he has a match in AXW, he lost to David Slayton for the Xperience championship and that was one month ago. Matter of fact, when the last time my brother won a match here in AXW? Oh yeah, against Damien Steele who had one hand tied behind his back. Wow, great job "brother".
Gina Furlow: Speaking of your brother, can you shed some light on why your brother betrayed you and has some sort of animosity towards you?
Justin Wyndham: Well my brother always had some sort of hatred towards me and it has been boiling for years. I like to think that he hated me after I told him the secret of his identity after he suffered from amnesia but the truth is, my brother always hated me ever since we were kids. My brother has some sort of anger issue and jealousy towards me for as long as I can remember and Gina, trust me, I tried so hard to ignore his animosity towards the world for years. Hell, I watched idly as he tried to end the career of my best friend in this business Darkness and dammit everyday I regret not doing anything during Fredrick's rampage in PWR. I prayed whatever God that is out there numerous of times that maybe one day Freddy would change his attitude and become a great person that I know he will be. Hell I was glad that Fredrick was signed to AXW after he left rEVOLUTION and I foolishly believed that the Wyndham Brothers will finally set their differences aside and become a dominant force in AXW during his debut. Boy was I wrong. But make no mistake Gina... I'm done being naive and ignoring my brother's anger. I'm determined to beat the crap out of my oldest brother and I honestly don't care what mother and father has to say about this. Fredrick was never there for our family. He never acted like the oldest sibling of the Wyndham family. When our sister Naomi needed help to support her two children because her deadbeat baby daddy wasn't man enough to take care of her kids, who was there for Naomi and helped taking care of her kids? ME. When Alex needed help to pay expensive college tuition fees, who helped paid for that? ME. Fredrick has always been a selfish demented prick and it's time for me to stop him while getting back my AXW Championship
Gina Furlow: There are many people that feel like that you were already given two championship matches and you don't deserve another one. What are your thoughts on that?
Justin Wyndham: Well the so called critics failed to mention that in those two championship matches, there were interference. I was never pinned, submitted or counted out on those championship matches so therefore, I haven't been beaten by either Crash or Duncan. They can say whatever they want about how they were so close to defeating me after hitting their finishers but at the end of the day, they won because of disqualification and really, I'm the one that was screwed out of the AXW Championship that I deserve!
Gina Furlow: Welp, that's all the questions I have for you Justin. Good luck in the AXW Championship match.
Justin Wyndham: Thank you very much.
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‘Invincible’ by Adelitas Way hits and Acer Stone runs out from the back looking pumped up and energetic. He heads down the ramp and punches the air three times as red pyros go off at the top of the ramp behind him.
Jen Brunelli: This next contest is set for one fall, and is to determine the Number One Contender to the AXW Light Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 165 pounds, ACER STONE!
Acer heads over to the fans and slaps hands with them as he gets to the ring. He climbs into the ring and works the crowd a little more before they join him in punching the air three times.
The lights all go out and "Miseria Cantare" by AFI starts as a single spotlight shines on the entrance as Damien Steele is standing in the entrance hair in front of his face as at the 45 second mark of the song. Damien flips his hair back and starts to walk down to the ring, as the words of the song start.
LOVE... YOUR HATE...
Jen Brunelli: And his opponent, representing The Shooters, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 221 pounds, "The Vicious One" DAMIEN STEELE!
Damien Steele makes no connection to any fans that might be throwing insults his way, almost as if he is only focused on the ring, and more specifically his opponent.
YOUR... FAITH LOST...
Steele reaches the ring as he walks around to the steps.
YOU... ARE NOW...
Damien waits at the bottom of the steps keeping his eyes on his opponent.
ONE... OF US...
A wicked smile comes across his face as the words of the song repeat again just a little bit faster this time.
LOVE... YOUR HATE... YOUR... FAITH LOST... YOU... ARE NOW... ONE... OF US...
Steele takes one step up the steps, still keeping his eyes locked on his opponent till he reaches the top step and wipes his feet before entering the ring never taking his eyes off his opponent.
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#1 Contendership for the AXW Light Heavyweight Championship
Match begins after referee Shane Gates provides last-minute instructions to both combatants. In perfect synchronicity with the bell, “The Vicious One” Damien Steele slaps Acer Stone twice in the face. As a retaliatory measure Acer tries firing off a few kicks to Damien’s right quadricep. Steele shoves his rival east and receives a School Boy for his efforts. He kicks out at 1 only to be met with a Dropkick to his right knee while trying to regain a vertical base. Acer Stone bounces off the western set of ring ropes and attempts a Springboard Hurricarana to a kneeling opponent. “The Vicious One” snatches Acer up, however, and Buckle Bombs him into the southeastern turnbuckle. Damien rushes toward his adversary with a Clothesline before hoisting him onto the top turnbuckle. He agitates via taunting some fans near the southern guardrail. Stone counters with a Tornado DDT but does not complete its full rotation. Miraculously Damien connects with a modified Northern Lights Suplex. He does not even attempt a pinfall. Instead Steele bounces off the northern ring ropes as Acer Stone winces back up. Before Damien can continue his rally he’s met by a Hip Toss from Stone over the southern top rope. Steele keeps a firm grip while planting both feet on the ring apron. He then scores a knee into Acer’s breadbasket before executing a Slingshot Stunner. Similar to others who try modifying this maneuver, Steele doesn’t quite get enough impact as he makes a lackadaisical pinfall attempt. He only hooks the right leg and neither shoulder. The referee reaches somewhere between a one and two-count when noticing Acer’s left ankle on the bottom rope. Steele becomes frustrated and stomps Acer before Shane Gates admonishes him in a separation-creation effort. “The Vicious One” gives the New England High Sign to Gates before kicking Acer square in the ribs one more time. Upon further admonishing Damien sulks over to the northeastern turnbuckle as the referee checks on the fallen competitor. Stone nods that he’s willing to press onward. Steele blazes a path towards him but earns a Flapjack for his troubles. Channeling his next potential opponent, Acer transitionally applies a Single Leg Boston Crab onto Damien’s right leg. Unwilling to surrender yet flailing like a salmon-esque motherfucker Steele lunges for the western middle rope. Shane Gates calls for a clean break which Acer Stone immediately complies with. “The Vicious One” smacks his right leg to induce adrenaline as a mechanism for numbing pain. Gauging he has the match well in hand Stone goes for broke with a Stone Cutter. Steele sidesteps him before striking with a Pele Kick which drives Acer into the southwestern turnbuckle. Damien props up Stone for his patented Steele Dragon. After successfully pulling off the high-risk move, Steele finishes Acer Stone with the Damien Special.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, and the new Number One Contender for the AXW Light Heavyweight Championship, DAMIEN STEELE!
Lily Luna: Damien Steele gets closer to trying to win back what he believes is his Light Heavyweight Championship.
Chris Pierce: He was the first one to hold it, and held it the longest of everyone else, he really was the one that put it on the map.
Damien exits the ring, and starts to back up the ramp in celebration. Suddenly, he gets floored by Austin Graves. Graves brings Steele back down to the ring, and powerbombs him onto the ring apron. Steele crumbles to the floor, and as TO'A begins making his way down the ramp, Graves hops the barricade and exits the arena through the crowd. Graves is seen smiling, happy about what he just did.
This Monday!
Gina Furlow: Hello everyone, my name is Gina Furlow and with me right now is "The Most Known Unknown" Fredrick Wyndham. Fredrick, thank you for being here.
Fredrick Wyndham: Yeah yeah. Can we hurry this interview up? I don't want to waste most of my time talking to a rat like you.
Gina Furlow: Excuse me! Ugh anyway, Earlier today I interviewed one of your opponents and your brother Justin--
Fredrick Wyndham: Oh great, what did the fraud have to say?
Gina Furlow: Well he had lot to say. One thing he said is that you don't deserve to be in this match. In fact he pointed out that the last time you won a match here in AXW was against a handicapped Damien Steele and the last time you had a match, you lost to David Slayton in an Xperience title match.
Fredrick Wyndham: Here's the thing Ratina, I do deserve a championship shot more than anyone in this company. Here's face facts. My brother was already given opportunities after opportunities since arriving here and for once, It's time for a new challenger. You know, freshen up this shitty ass company. Justin can make all of the excuses that he wants, but the fact is he's a wrestling fraud and an overrated piece of shit just like the other challengers. Second of all, how it is my fault that Luke Mathews has a grudge against me and refused to book me in a match for over a month. I'm the biggest star in this company and yet Luke, being a horrible booker as well as having a personal vendetta, refused to give the spotlight to me. Well guess what Furball, I'm tired of watching in the back and waiting for my chance to shine while guys that are inferior than me like Duncan and my brother are getting the attention that they don't deserve! Third of all, it's 2015...Nobody wants to see an Empty Minded Meathead, a crybaby thief or the biggest fraud in Wrestling today as the AXW Champion. NO. People want to see me, "The Most Known Unknown" as champion. Hate me or love me, I'm the one that's bringing the dough around here and I'm the only one that people pay to see. When I was in PWR, I dominated the fed while leading a group of dangerous individuals. My feud and matches with Ozzy, Richie Valiant, and my brother's bitch Darkness was legendary. I was the PWR Superstar of the Year and it's not a coincidence the company failed as soon as I left the garbage infested fed because they weren't paying me enough. I came here to AXW on a promise that I will be made a bigger star than I already am and so far Luke has shown that he's playing favorites to guys like Crash Jackson, David Slayton, and of course my brother. Well enough is enough and it's time to take charge. Want to know why I call myself the "Most Known Unknown"?
Gina Furlow: No...
Fredrick Wyndham: Of course you don't. I'm the "Most Known Unknown" because everyone knows who I am, but idiots seem to forget what I'm capable of. They don't grasp exactly who I am and at Anarchy..I will remind them who the fuck I am. Now excuse me, but I'm done with this interview!
*Fredrick Wyndham walks off the set leaving Gina stunned*
Gina Furlow: Dammit..I didn't even get the chance to ask him why he hates his brother so much!
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"Too Drunk to Fuck" by the Dead Kennedys kicks in as a smirking Jack Adams comes jogging out from the back. He looks at the crowd, laughing to himself as he walks to the ring, all the while Adams is goading the fans and prevoking them, daring them to punch him, before feigning punching them himself. Generally, just being a bully.
Jen Brunelli: This next contest is the Jack Adams $10,000 Manliness Challenge! Should Jack Adams' opponent defeat him, they will win $10,000! Introducing first, from Fort Payne, Alabama, weighing in at 230 pounds, he is "The Last Real Man Alive" JACK ADAMS!
Adams slides into the ring and being the dick he is, just yells to the hard camera "LAST REAL MAN ALIVE!" Jack takes the microphone from Jen.
Jack Adams: So last time I did this, it was accepted by a... twig. A twig that I broke in half. You see, Acer Stone is a mere little boy compared to me, and this ain't the Little Boy Challenge, it's the MANliness Challenge. So my opponent tonight better be worthwhile... (he brings his attention back to Jen) All this talking is making ol' Jack kinda hungry, why don't you be a doll and go make me a sand--
Green strobe lights pulse to the opening beat of "Jesus of Suburbia" by Green Day.
"I'm the son of rage and love!"
The strobe lights pulse once again during the next set of drums and chords.
"The Jesus of Suburbia..."
TRENT makes his way out onto the stage, wearing a leather jacket and a bandanna. He drops to his knees, looking down at the stage. He extends his arms out to his side as pyro falls from the top of the jumbotron behind him. He gets to his feet and walks down the ramp at a leisurely pace.
Jen Brunelli: And his opponent, representing The Misfits, from Owasco, New York, weighing in at 217 pounds, TRENT!
He reaches the ring steps and walks up them, and enters the ring through the top and middle ropes. He walks to the camera side ropes and leans against them, facing the crowd and camera, his arms spread apart. He backs to his corner and squats down, waiting for the match to start.
vs.
$10,000 Manliness Challenge
Jack and TRENT lock up with Jack taking TRENT to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex. Jack lifts TRENT into the air in a Gorilla Press, then drops him to the mat behind him. Jack follows up with some Alabama Stompdown (Gavin Stomps), then picks TRENT back up and drops him to the mat with Alabama Slam (Short Throw down Powerbomb). Jack lifts TRENT back into the air in a suplex position, and holds him there. TRENT doesn't allow Jack to execute the delayed suplex as TRENT manages to land on his feet behind Jack, and takes him down with a neckbreaker. TRENT hits Jack with a step-up enzuigiri, before dropping Jack onto his knee with a uranage backbreaker. TRENT doesn't stop there as he hooks Jack's arms and delivers a double underhook backbreaker. TRENT runs the ropes for momentum and whatever he was looking for is foiled as Jack picks him up for a Throwdown Spinebuster. Jack lifts TRENT up and delivers a Running Corner Powerbomb, then follows up with the Meathook Lariat. Jack tries for the Gotch-Style Piledriver, but TRENT prevents it and counters into a back body drop. TRENT connects with a European Uppercut and immediately follows with a Rolling Elbow. TRENT grabs the head of Jack and runs up the ropes for TRENT the Ninja (Shiranui). TRENT slaps his knee, signalling he wants to end it with the TRENTsetter, but gets distracted as he notices Bruiser Lazzou walking down the ramp. A distracted TRENT gets rolled up, as Jack Adams continues his win streak.
Jen Brunelli: Here is your winner, JACK ADAMS!
Lily Luna: As much as I don't like either of these guys, I was hoping TRENT would put Adams in his place after he told Jen to make him a sandwich.
Chris Pierce: He didn't finish his sentence, you don't know that he wanted a sandwich.
Lily Luna: Oh? Then what was he gonna say?
Chris Pierce: Maybe he wanted her to make him a sand castle.
Lily Luna: That makes no sense.
Adams rolls out of the ring as Lazzou rolls in. Lazzou grabs TRENT by the throat, seething. Before he can murder TRENT, he gets hit in the back by the chair from Cletus. Lazzou forcefully shoves TRENT to the mat as he turns his focus to Cletus, the chair not even affecting Lazzou. Cletus swings the chair again but Lazzou blocks it, and rips the chair out of his hands! Lazzou slams the chair down on Cletus' head, as Cletus slumps to the mat like a sack of potatoes. Danny Hall has been perched on the top turnbuckle, and he dives off, only for Lazzou to slam the chair into his midesction in mid-air. Danny falls to the mat, coughing and gasping for air. Lazzou brings his attention back to TRENT, TRENT quickly gets the hell out of the ring, and drags Danny and Cletus out of the ring from the outside. TRENT tries his best to get the knocked out Cletus and the gasping for breath Danny to their feet, but is not able to, which allows Lazzou to chuck the chair out of the ring, which catches TRENT right in the head. All three Misfits are laid out on the floor as Lazzou stands tall in the ring.
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The scene cuts backstage where we see interviewer Brad Adams standing with a microphone in hand.
Brad Adams: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m Brad Adams and tonight I’m joined by Crash Jackson to discuss his title match at Anarchy in a few weeks time.
The camera pans out to see Crash standing there, using a crutch for support.
Brad Adams: So, Crash at Anarchy you will….
Crash Jackson: Whoa, slow down there, wait just a minute. I think before we start talking about that match we need to address the elephant in the room here. You see, I got stripped of my title when Duncan Aries showed up and tried to make himself relevant again. Yeah fair enough, I am out injured and I can't defend my title. That makes sense, it makes sense for AXW to have an AXW Champion. I’m not even angry with Luke Mathews for doing that. But then when I get put into the match to establish the ‘new’ Champion it kind of shits on me, don’t you think? I should still be the Champion, I should haven’t been stripped of the title in the first place.
Brad Adams: Well, Luke Mathews did actually try to crown a new AXW Champion when he put the belt on the line between Duncan Aries and Justin Wyndham. We would have had a new Champion had it not been for your interference.
Crash Jackson: That’s neither here nor there. I can't see why that is relevant. Why would you even bring that up? The fact of the matter is, I will be fit for Anarchy so I should have my title re-instated. At Anarchy, I shouldn’t be competing for, but defending the AXW Championship.
Brad Adams: I…am…can’t fault your logic there I suppose…
Crash Jackson: ...So you agree then, that I should be re-instated as champion?
Brad Adams: Well, I , um…If we just move on to discuss the match itself. You will be in the ring with three other men. How do you see your chances in the match, also, do you see your ankle holding up if someone like Duncan Aries decides to target it once more?
Crash Jackson: Oh I have no worries about the fact that I will be walking out of Anarchy as the AXW Champion once more. You see there was a reason that I was the Champion, the plain and simple reason that no one can argue with, I am the best AXW has to offer. Both Fredrick and Justin Wyndham don’t hold a candle to me. They don’t even come close to being as good as me. I proved I was the best once before and I will prove it again. I was the longest reigning AXW Champion and had Aries not busted my ankle I would have eclipsed his two title reigns with my one.
Crash Jackson: As for Duncan Aries, the guys a joke. He failed in the biggest night of his career at RISE 2015. So what does he do, the same thing he always does, comes to AXW and steals the AXW Championship. Like he thinks he has some special hold over it where he just takes it when he is failing at everything else as it’s a way of his reminiscing of times when people actually gave two shits about him. You see, one upon a time Duncan Aries was a big fish and AXW was a little pond. But Aries should have done his homework because it ain't no little minnow here in AXW now, it’s a god damned Titan and at Anarchy Aries is gonna get what’s coming to him. You ask if I’m worried he is going to go after my ankle in our match, I don’t care what he does because he can speak all he wants now. But when it comes down to it in the ring, he has to remember that its now been twice that we have been in there together. The first time he jumped me when I was in the middle of kicking Justin Wyndham’s ass. I’ll give him that one. The second time however I had one leg, one damn leg and I laid him out in the middle of that ring with The Dominator. So come Anarchy Duncan Aries better start praying that I pin one of them Wyndham punks before I get my hands on him. Not that it will help him, because sooner or later I will catch up to him and he will Crash and Burn!
Live on the BWF Network Saturday, September 26! Featuring Duncan Aries vs. Crash Jackson vs. Justin Wyndham vs. Fredrick Wyndham for the AXW Championship, Caitlin Shay vs. Hailey Harris vs. Janet Hurricane for the AXW Women's Championship, The Push vs. The Takeover for the AXW Tag Team Championships, and more!
We open with a shot of a darkened portion of the arena. Slowly, into the light come two masked men. You’d think this would be something worthy of eliciting fear in the hearts of our viewers, but considering one of the masks is of Yogi Bear, the other Spongebob Squarepants AND both masked men are wearing “Dance Pants” t-shirts, this does nothing but elicit laughter from the crowd. The one in the Yogi Bear mask is revealed to be Jimmy Reynolds, who looks embarrassed to have anything to do with this.
Jimmy Reynolds: “Timmy, I told you to get menacing masks! Halloween is coming up next month, this should have been easy!”
Timmy removes his Yogi Bear mask, not sure why his partner is upset.
Timmy McDermott: “And tell me, Jimmy, what’s more menacing then a cartoon bear that steals picnic baskets and a yellow guy who can regrow amputated body parts? Work with me here!”
The crowd laughs as Jimmy just frowns.
Jimmy Reynolds: “Well we were supposed to cut a more serious promo tonight, you know, since according to our opponents, we’re all about playing games. Can we at least try to sound serious for once?”
Timmy McDermott: “I do love a good game of Parcheesi.”
Jimmy smacks his partner in the arm.
Timmy McDermott: “I mean, I love a good game of Parcheesi..TO THE DEATH!”
Timmy scrunches up his forehead trying to look all mean, but he really just looks constipated. Jimmy sighs.
Jimmy Reynolds: “Listen guys..and gals, we meant nothing personal by what we said. You see, in actuality we know all about you. We’ve seen some of your matches on YouTube.”
Timmy McDermott: “You mean on a tube of poisonous snakes and shards of broken glass!”
Jimmy Reynolds: “No I don’t.”
Timmy McDermott: “What my partner is trying to say, Takeover Of Whatever, is we live on the edge too! Oh sure, we don’t wear masks to prevent us from smelling terrible chili dog induced farts, and we may not have killer boobs-“
Jimmy Reynolds: “Woah, woah, woah. Timmy, this is a family show.”
Timmy McDermott: “And? If Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, can go on TV and say and I quote “Imagine that, a booby trap that actually catches boobies,” then I can say killer boobs.”
Jimmy Reynolds: “I still don’t see how that makes them dangerous.”
Timmy McDermott: “Well that’s because you’ve never been that close to boobs, have ya, Jimmy?”
Jimmy just stands there, mouth open, unsure of how to respond, so, as any good partner would, Timmy helps bring this thing home, sort of.
Timmy McDermott: “Normally, we don’t fight girls, because we’re lovers not fighters. Ok, so I am anyways, but tonight let this be a lesson to all 4 of you, no team can stand against The Push, a team endorsed by such famous people as Whoopi Goldberg, Taylor Swift, and THE ENTIRE team behind Hungry Man meals! NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT-“
Jimmy cuts him off.
Jimmy Reynolds: “No. No, Timmy. I let you mention Taylor Swift, but I can’t let you end this promo that way.”
Timmy McDermott: “Well then how are we going to end it?”
Jimmy Reynolds: “Something serious I would hope.”
Timmy McDermott: “Right, right. Something no one would expect.”
Jimmy Reynolds: “Now you’re getting it, Timmy!”
Suddenly for all of you who know the Monty Python skits, 3 gentlemen, clad all in deep crimson, emerge from the shadows, nearly scaring Jimmy to death. The one clad in a brim hat speaks..
“NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”
Jimmy, still holding his chest, walks away. We are left with Timmy standing there with the 3 other men, as one by one they all begin to laugh diabolically.
Timmy McDermott: “Sorry guys, I’ve got to go. Come on, Jimmy, that was serious AND diabolical!”
The crowd laughs as we pan back to the 3 men, shrugging, before continuing to laugh diabolically.
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"The Takeover" takes over the sound system and out walks Velvet Valentine and Zoey Mathews-Mitchell, clad in neoprene masks over their mouths that read "TAKEOVER". They stop right before the ramp and Velvet drops into a squat, pointing both hands towards the ring in the shape of guns. Zoey stands behind her, runs her hands up her body, before stretching out her arms, flicking out her fingers. At the same time, Velvet pulls the triggers and the two make their way down the ramp, high fiving fans on each side of the ramp.
Jen Brunelli: This is your Main Event, a Tag Team contest set for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Velvet Valentine and Zoey Mathews-Mitchell, THE TAKEOVER!
Zoey slides into the ring while Velevt slides under the bottom ropes. Velvet steps onto the turnbuckles and gives the 'rocker' sign, then yells at the fans to get them psyched up, while Zoey stands on the turnbuckle next to Velvet's, raising her arms into the sky, pointer fingers extended. They come down from their turnbuckles and remove their neoprene masks as their music fades out.
The lights dim as a laser light show begins, “Dance Pants” by The Push hits, Jimmy and Timmy emerging to a nice pop from the crowd. Timmy has a boombox over his shoulder, Jimmy dancing around and bringing the crowd to their feet. They dance towards one another and then turn straight ahead towards the ring, Jimmy slapping hands with fans and blowing kisses to the ladies as they sing along with the song.
Jen Brunelli: And their opponents, from Scranton, Pennsylvania, at a combined weight of 395 pounds, they are the AXW Tag Team Champions, "Jumpin'" Jimmy Reynolds and "Thunderlips" Timmy McDermott, THE PUSH!
Timmy places the boombox on the outside as they turn to the crowd, waving their arms and getting the crowd behind them. Scaling turnbuckles, The Push looks fired up before leaping off and giving each other a double high five. “Dance Pants” fades out as they look ready for battle.
vs.
Non-Title
Velvet, who is making her AXW in-ring debut, locks up with Jimmy Reynolds. Jimmy takes her to the mat with a side headlock takedown. Jimmy follows up with a suplex then a bulldog. Jimmy tries for a clothesline which Velvet ducks, and she hits a spinning heel kick to Jimmy. Velvet connects with a jawbreaker, as Jimmy stumbles back into the Takeover corner. Velvet tags in Zoey, Velvet holds Jimmy in the corner while Zoey kicks him in the gut. Zoey brings Jimmy out and delivers a T-Bone Suplex. Zoey runs the ropes and nails Jimmy with a Shotgun Kick. Zoey sets Jimmy up for a DDT but Jimmy counters into a Northern Lights Suplex. Jimmy tags in Timmy who hits a series of dropkicks to Zoey. Timmy takes Zoey down with a swinging neckbreaker. Timmy picks Zoey up for a backbreaker. Zoey tries to crawl to her corner, but Timmy grabs her leg, and looks to lock in a figure four but Zoey kicks him away. Zoey tags in Velvet, who hits a low dropkick to Timmy who was running in at her, causing Timmy to hit the second turnbuckle face first. Velvet gets Timmy out of the corner with a monkey flip. Velvet connects with an inverted overdrive, then runs the ropes for a shining wizard. Velvet delivers a standing moonsault and pins, which Jimmy comes in and breaks up. Zoey comes in the ring to neutralize Jimmy, but Jimmy back body drops her over the top rope as she lands on the floor. Jimmy heads to the top rope, while Timmy gets Velvet onto his shoulders, as they look to connect with When Push Comes To Shove (Doomsday Device), but Zoey pushes Jimmy off the turnbuckle as he flies off and crashes onto the floor. Velvet delivers an inverted hurricanrana to Timmy. Zoey comes into the ring and lifts Timmy up, as Zoey and Velvet connect with THE TAKEDOWN (3D), Zoey quickly exits the ring as Velvet covers, earning the victory.
Jen Brunelli: Here are your winners, THE TAKEOVER!
Lily Luna: A huge win for The Takeover tonight.
Chris Pierce: I wasn't too sure about Zoey and Velvet going into this match, but they proved to me that they can hang with the guys here as they get a huge win over the tag champs.
Zoey and Velvet raise their arms in victory. Jimmy rolls into the ring as he regroups with Timmy, Zoey and Velvet bringing their attention to them. All four stand in the middle of the ring as Timmy and Jimmy prepare themselves for further battle, but The Takeover instead extend their hands. The Push look at each other, then decide to shake their hands. Good sportsmanship between the two teams, except Zoey and Velvet forcefully turn The Push around where they're met with stereo superkicks from Leland and Malcolm! Leland whips Jimmy into the ropes, at the same time Malcolm whips Timmy, before they both pick them up as Velvet and Zoey catch them for stereo TAKEDOWNS! The Takeover stand tall over The Push.
Lily Luna: I guess sportsmanship goes right out the window...
Chris Pierce: Sportsmanship is not in The Takeover's agenda. They're here to take over, not make friends.
Lily Luna: Well, could this be what we see at Anarchy? The Takeover standing tall over a fallen Push...
Chris Pierce: Only one way to find out, by watching Anarchy live on September 26 on the BWF Network!